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My matrimonial partner and I are in a heated debate that’s raged on for nearly two days. Tension is high. Prides are aflame. Is it “Dick in a Box” or “Cock in a Box”? You decide. (MollyGood)

The Dreamgirls’ Beyoncé/J-Hud feud continues. At least there’s some excitement this Oscar season. (Yeeeah!)

The Hostel II movie poster is … appetizing. (The Blemish) But somehow more appealing than Keith Richards on his 63rd birthday. (Junkiness)

PETA is all pissed off because Christina has been wearing a stole made of fox fur during her tour. Christina is pissed because she thought it was a fake-fur stole. And I’m pissed because I have no idea what a “stole” is. (Celebslam)

There is only one gossip blog awesome enough to 1) cover the lesbian affair between Tracy Chapman and Alice Walker and 2) discuss Billy Idol’s new Christmas album. (Celebitchy)

Pajiba Love | December 18, 2006 | Comments (12)


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I think "Dick in a Box" is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. JT is so good when he's on SNL!

Posted by: Samantha T at December 18, 2006 3:34 PM

I'm going with "cock" in a box. Y'know, for the rhyming factor. I think it is dick though. Both ways...still funny.

Posted by: em at December 18, 2006 3:34 PM

It's "Dick in a Box". So brilliant.

Here's the uncensored vid:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA

Posted by: Me at December 18, 2006 4:18 PM

I've watched it at least three times and it gets funnier with each viewing.

Posted by: Samantha T at December 18, 2006 4:29 PM

My personal favorite moment is the "Christmas...DICK IN A BOX! Hanukkah...DICK IN A BOX! Kwanzaa...DICK IN A BOX!" moment. This could have been a Color me Badd single back in the day, people!

Posted by: em at December 18, 2006 4:32 PM

It's "Dick In A Box". But I would've preferred "Cock In A Box".

Posted by: Laszlo Hollyfeld at December 18, 2006 5:21 PM

I can't believe this is even a question. Clearly, it's Dick in a Box (beyond there being an uncensored version to prove this) for the simple reason that Dick is a better word that Cock. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Molly

Posted by: Molly at December 18, 2006 5:30 PM

Bravo to Alice Walker.

Posted by: stacy at December 18, 2006 7:13 PM

Stacy - I was like "What does Alice Walker have to do with 'Dick in a Box'"?

Molly - I'm with you. The contrast of the hard "i" in "dick" with the hard "o" in box is what makes the refrain so funny.

Posted by: Samantha T at December 18, 2006 9:41 PM

I'm going with "Dick in a Box".

Justin was seriously funny on SNL. When he did that Bee-Gee's skit with Jimmy Fallon, I was LMAO.

Posted by: Brie at December 18, 2006 9:57 PM

Talkin' bout chest hair...talkin' bout crazy cool medallions!

Amen to the Barry Gibb skit!

Posted by: AM at December 18, 2006 10:18 PM

Personally, my favorite is the final line: "Backstage at the C.M.A.'s, my dick-in-a-box..." Because that's just surreal.

Posted by: Edith at December 19, 2006 12:55 AM