THIS WOMAN MUST BE STOPPED!
A friend of Prisco's made a movie for the National Film Challenge called Spiral, about a vampire being forced to face the consequences of her feeding. It's pretty awesome, so go vote for it! (Film Challenge)
So for today's HURRRDY DURPA DURRRR moment, white supremacist groups are boycotting Thor for casting Idris Elba as Aesir. Yeah, I'm sure they must be so pissed they're not going to be getting that valued white supremacist dollar. (Film Drunk)
I'm not sure how to describe this video for Broken Social Scene's Texico Bitches, except to say it involves two men wrestling homoerotically in a pool of chocolate syrup. Thanks, Santa! (popbytes)
Here are the 10 best non-traditional holiday movies. I don't know about you guys, but terrorist hostage negotiations are about as Christmasey as Santa and gingerbread houses to me. (Topless Robot)
Alright, so Fred Armisen has always been kinda meh for me on Saturday Night Live, but this promo for Portlandia, starring him and Sleater-Kinney's Carrie Brownstein look pretty decent. (Warming Glow)
Here's the evolution of the Super Mario games, as told through Facebook wall threads. Why does no one love Luigi? He can jump higher and run faster than Mario. Hell, he's even taller! And the only game they ever gave him was Luigi's Mansion? This is bullshit. (Dorkly)
Oh how nice, they're making a sequel to Shakespeare In Love. Just point me in the direction of whoever the hell is responsible for this so that I may wreck their shit with a flaming chainsaw. (Agent Bedhead)
Here are the top 50 albums of 2010. While I still think Kanye West has a terminal case of Douche, I will grudgingly admit that his latest work is pretty goddamn astounding. (Pitchfork)
The makers of the new Star Wars: Force Unleashed 2 decided that the best way to plug their game was to have your character kill Han Solo and Chewbacca. It's official: George Lucas just doesn't give a shit anymore. (Gamma Squad)
Gary Busey is donating his brain to science when he dies. I'm pretty sure this is some sort of elaborate practical joke, as when they cut his skull open, I'm pretty sure a rainbow unicorn will scamper free. (Nerve)
Because Jessica Simpson just can't catch a break, now Tony Romo is engaged too. Man, poor girl really should have saved that spite-engagement for a better time, huh? (Celebitchy)
After criticizing them on his show, Anonymous sent an open letter to Glenn Beck calling him out for being an ignorant asshat. I'm just going to file this one under "things to love Anonymous for". (Buzzfeed)
Bad news for anyone who wants to see Sarah Jessica Parker naked: it turns out she has a no-nudity contract. Yeah, I'm sure you must all be crushed. (Celebslam)
Here are a bunch of movie posters photoshopped to make them all delightfully Christmasey. H/T mswas! (Rejecting Sobriety)
I have no words for this. What happens when you combine one part Trololo guy, one part Christmas, one part children's choir, and one part WTF? masks? You get this:
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