December 17, 2008 | Comments ()

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | December 17, 2008 |


Tom Cruise is having a humble pie eating contest and pulling out all the stops to try to repair his image before Valkyrie inevitably tanks. (WIMB)

And in more “Nazi News,” I shit you not: a Pennsylvania family of redneck Nazis are pissed at ShopRite for not printing their son’s name on a birthday cake. Oh yeah, it might have something to do with them naming their son after Hitler. (QuizLaw)

Uhh… Wow. I wish I could tell you that was the most racist thing I’ve seen today, but then there’s also this. (FourFour)

OK, back to irreverent gossip and other nonsense. Pete Wentz really, really, really wants us to know he puts his pee pee in Ashlee Simpson’s wee wee. (Yeeeah!)

As much as I love me some Cute Overload now and then (OK, all the time) this website is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time. Thanks, Jay! (FuckYouPenguin)

No wait, I’m sorry, animals … This literally made me tear up at my desk. Animal lovers, be forewarned. (ASWOBA)

This is one part creepy and three parts awesome. (omg blog)

Oh whatever Bush, if you think you can save even a scrap of gristle of the rotten flank steak which is your legacy with this cutesy video of your stupid dog, you’re even dumber than I never gave you credit for. (CC Insider)

And while we’re on the subject, what do you think was going on in that “blurry little head of his” during the shoe-chucking incident? (236)

It has a weapon right on the front of it’s fucking face, people. What more could you possibly want? (AnimalReview)

Tara Reid decided to take a break from rehab to get effing loaded. But it’s OK, it was her birthday. (The Blemish)

I would like to know where the iPhone ranks on the overall scale of inventions that promote human laziness. (mental floss)

Aww, man… I always miss everything good on TV anymores. (Jezebel)

Remember how I used to post Get Your War On Clips all the time and then I totally forgot about them? Well, here is one from almost a month ago. It’s not really timely, but since this is Pajiba Love and not a relevant news source I can do whatever the fuck I want, so deal with it. (Language NSFW)


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