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I'm Sorry, Where Are You Again?

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Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: The “We’re not in Kansas anymore” supercut. Holy shit, I never realized how incredibly overused this line is. And not a single one of them could even be bothered to get the damn line right. (FourFour)

OK, this is cool: The guys at Geek Squad recreated the entire plot of Home Alone on Twitter. You see, this is why it’s important to follow the people you’re going to rob on Twitter. (Twitter)

Hipsters? In my Muppet movie? It’s more likely than you think. Meh, whatever, it’s still a Muppet movie written by Jason Segel, so chances are it’s gonna be the bee’s pajamas. (Screen Junkies)

Here’s a look at what other magazines would look like if they were all about sports. Come for the sports jokes, stay because the guy on the sports-version of Cosmo is grade-a banagble. (Sports Pickle)

Because we don’t talk about “The League” on F/X as much as some would like, here’s some perspective on the show from an actual Fantasy Football site. (UglyFours)

You like comic strips? You like movies? Ever check out Theater Hopper? It’s bad ass. (Theater Hopper)

So Hulk Hogan finally settled down and made an honest woman out of that chick who looks exactly like his daughter (I don’t care what his type is; she could be her twin), and if you thought they could get through the wedding without at least one fight breaking out, you clearly do not know how trashy hillbillies function. (popbytes)

A study has shown that women feel better when they wear sexy underwear. Well d’uh, throwing on the fun stuff always makes you feel better. Ever left the house wearing a jock? It feels awwwwwwesoooooooome. (Zelda Lily)

Here are 11 directors who went from animation to live-action. No offense, but if you go from Over The Hedge to Imagine That, you should pretty much give up. (Den Of Geek)

So Conan O’Brien went to the DC Comics headquarters to revisit some classic (and some shitty) DC characters. Bonus: He even gets drawn by Bruce Timm, which I guess means his nemesis will be the Crimson Chin. First person to get that joke gets a cookie. (The Flickcast)

In this week’s episode of Zero Punctuation, Yahtzee reviews Splatterhouse, the gorey, bugged-out reboot of an arcade game that was never all that much fun to begin with. (The Escapist)

Want to see Usher get kicked in the face? Of course you do. Well, it happened and it is glorious. (Yeeeah!)

Here’s a list of the best comedy albums of 2010. Believe me, if you like Paul F. Tompkins, this list is for you. (A.V. Club)

Alright, I’m going to try and do this with as few spoilers as possible: For those of you who’ve seen Toy Story 3, what would you say is the one scene in the movie that should never be turned into a Lego playset? What if I told you they did anyway? (Unreality)

Here are 13 examples if what would happen if every movie got a direct to DVD sequel. Can we all please forget that the Virtual Boy ever happened? (Cracked)

Who’s ready for your gross-out link of the day? Good, ‘cause I have six words for you: Bearded douchebag going downtown on Ke$ha. Hope you weren’t planning on eating today! Or ever. (Evil Beet)

I know I talked about this the other day, but remember, if you’re bringing an adorable furry ball of joy into your family this Christmas, remember to adopt!

Jeremy Feist is Pajiba’s resident link slave and yuletide trollop. You can email him links here.









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Comments

Fairly Odd Parents. What up.

Posted by: gee. ay. at December 16, 2010 12:07 PM

Damn it, I wanted that cookie!

Posted by: Patty O'Green at December 16, 2010 12:21 PM

And thank you for Theater Hopper - now I will be delightfully unproductive for a while...

Posted by: Patty O'Green at December 16, 2010 12:27 PM

cause jay leno played the crimson chin!!! oh sheesh, gots knowledge

(Wow, apparently we have a lot more FOP fans then I thought. Who knew? - JF)

Posted by: Connor at December 16, 2010 12:29 PM

Hipsters like Bret McKenzie in the Muppet movie? I'll allow it.

Posted by: sars at December 16, 2010 12:36 PM

"...remember to adopt!"

Is there another way to bring furry joy into your family?
You're scaring me.

Posted by: scott at December 16, 2010 12:50 PM

It really took 5 months for someone to notice that the Toy Incinerator LEGO set was not only obscenely expensive, but in bad taste?

Posted by: idiosynchronic at December 16, 2010 1:22 PM

MultiplexComic.com is one of my favorite movie comics, but now I have another one to add to it. Mmm, movie comics.

Posted by: Cadet at December 16, 2010 1:28 PM

Crimson Chin, I know that... it comes around whenever the wifee wants a little something something downtown, but cannot count correctly.

Posted by: Ted at December 16, 2010 3:27 PM

So, the Usher video... why in the world would she whip her leg around like that? If she didn't expect that to happen, she's an idiot.

Posted by: Mac at December 16, 2010 4:18 PM

As someone from Kansas I could have told you just how overused that line is. IT. IS. SO. ANNOYING. If I never hear someone tell me that again I will die a happy lady.

Posted by: E-Money at December 16, 2010 5:34 PM

I've always had a theory that a movie will be terrible if

it has these phrases in it:

"We're not in Kansas anymore"
"Say Hello to my little friend!"
"You ain't seen nothing yet"

Fucking lazy cliches.

Posted by: Chola_Figgy at December 16, 2010 7:01 PM

"Is there another way to bring furry joy into your family?"

Marry a Greek woman.

Posted by: The Mutt at December 16, 2010 7:21 PM

I'm a sucker for dogs-with-hands videos.

Posted by: snapnhiss at December 17, 2010 9:23 AM

Another cliche: "You have no idea who you're dealing with, do you?" I immediately stop reading or watching if that line is used.

Stop pressuring me to adopt! I already have too many. The latest cat is a total spaz who never stops moving, never sleeps and is totally blown away by concepts like heating blankets and food bowls that are always full.

He demonstrates his gratitude by leaving gifts on my bedroom floor while I sleep-at first just the usual stuff like toys and dead mice, but lately he's gotten more creative and brought me socks, slippers, dustrags, soup can lids, the strainer from the kitchen sink and most amazingly, 2 huge sopping wet towels I was planning on throwing out in the morning. Little dude dragged them up a flight of stairs, through the kitchen, living room and down the hall--twice. He must have jaws of steel.

Posted by: DeadBessie at December 17, 2010 2:32 PM

Oh, DeadBessie, I have a cat who does stuff like that. He's the cutest. When he was a wee kitten he recreated the "horsehead in bed" scene from the Godfather, using one of my shoes.

He somehow pulled a shoe larger than himself down the hall, brought it up onto the bed, stuck it on the pillow next to me AS I SLUMBERED, and ripped out the sole, so it looked as if the shoe had been horribly mutilated.

It was quite the surprise awakening for me the next morning, I tellya what.

Posted by: lil_a at December 17, 2010 6:43 PM