December 16, 2008 | Comments ()

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | December 16, 2008 |


Zooey Deschanel won’t be happy until she effectively shits all over every last remaining bit of indie cred she has left. (Evil Beet)

Brendan Fraser is hair-raising! Or whatever other stupid pun you can use to describe the redonkulous mess going on with the top of his head. (WIMB)

And on that note, it’s true… Pictures of dogs definitely do a better job of selling hair plugs than actual examples of celebrities with hair plugs. (AgentBedhead)

Awwwwwwww, more puppies! Check out Joe Biden’s Vice Presidential puppypants! (Celebitchy)

Hey, it might have been an accident… I’m not even making this up, but one time when I was five I put a plastic bag over my little sister’s head to try to get her to stop crying. I swear I didn’t know any better — that is, until my mom beat the living shit out of me. Lesson learned. (QuizLaw)

Today is Hamm-demonium on Pajiba! On that note, which hairstyle do you like the best for John Hamm? (BestWeekEver)

Yeah, yeah. Facebook is great and all, but I don’t give a shit about the compsci fratboys who created it and I sure as hell don’t want to hear their story. (Deus Ex Malcontent)

If you weren’t already aware, Lily Allen makes everything better. (IDLYITW)

This is straight up food-porn, right here. Is it possible to have a pierogiegasm? Yup, that’s the Polish in me talking. (TIB)

See, this is the stuff of which minds are boggled. You can actually buy fake nipples to wear over your bra so you have headlights all the time. I hate having headlights in public. There is nothing more embarrassing. (Yeeeah!)

Here are the Top Ten Douchebags of 2008. I have to admit, I didn’t think he’d be able to follow up numbers 20 through 11, but it’s an impressive list. (NotesOnBarNapkins)

One of our own goes undercover to a — gasp — Madonna concert. (WorldForSofia)

In the battle between PETA and Kid Rock, there are no winners, because I want to set them both on fire. (cityrag)

Bret Michaels just beat out Tyra Banks as the Most Photoshopped Celebrity Ever. Oh, I’m kidding, Bret Michaels is barely a celebrity. (Jezebel)

I know the Twilight bullsit is losing it’s cultural timeliness, but I couldn’t help posting this bit about the correlation between young women and the sexiness appeal-having of vampires. Because, even those of us who were too good for Twilight may or may not have had it for Spike or Angel at some point. Discuss. Thanks, Tamatha!


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