Pajiba Love
You can’t beat offhand serial killer humor when you’re in England a week after the bodies of five prostitutes were found in the woods. Nice one, Oliver Stone. (IDLYITW)
I don’t know boo about fashion, but whatever the hell it is that Jessica Biel is wearing here ought to be given back to 1952. (Yeeeah!)
Live Free and Die Hard looks like absolute junk — but it’s got our boy Justin Long in it. Too bad it’s also got Bruce Willis. (Popoholic)
Rosie is all apologies about being a racist. Man — if I didn’t value a large portion of our readership, there is a string of obscenities I’d like to let loose on that woman. (Celebitchy)
Sing it with me now: “Bigfoot Pleasuring a Unicorn.” (Agent Bedhead)
Pajiba Love | December 15, 2006 | Comments (4)
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Posted by: zambonigirl at December 15, 2006 4:29 PM
I like Jessica Biel's dress. Allow me to enumerate all of its finer qualities:
-It accentuates her nicely-sized chest without compressing or shoving it in our face
-The strange little knot-thing is really cute and helps to make her waist look small
-Her belly is not bared by slashed material
-The color is actually quite lovely on her
-There is absolutely no chance whatsoever, barring evil clowns with huge scissors, that I will ever have a chance to glance at her lady bits when she sits, stands, farts, or breathes.
The worst part of the outfit is, in fact, the ugly white shoe that makes her feet look far bigger than they actually are, and they're really much too chunky for the dress. Flirty black kitten heels or even strappy silver sandals would have been much nicer.
She and Mandy Moore should go and hang out and be the only two actresses in Hollywood who haven't traded in their healthy bodies for emaciated ones, pretty brown hair for yucky blonde extensions, and glowing skin for orange self-tanner.