Sigourney Weaver Basically the Worst Secret-Keeper Ever
Chris Brown is outraged that some retailers are opting not to carry his new album, because he still hasn't figured out that our society generally frowns upon domestic abuse. (Litelysalted)
You know that animated GIF all over the internet of that poor Italian woman getting punched in the face that everyone's been laughing at? Well MTV feels bad about, you know, perpetuating that, so they're erasing it from history. (IBBB)
Oh, and it turns out that the Italian gentleman who punched her is a high school teacher. Or should I say, "was" a high school teacher. (Yeeeah!)
Here's a totally spot-on list for the 10 actors to watch in 2009, which is heavy on the Kick-Ass. (Screencrave)
Today's internet star of the day is: Some chick who cries after every movie she watches and her husband films it. You're welcome. (Film Drunk)
Brylcreem has announced their top ten best and worst celebrity hair for 2009. Really? In related news, Brylcreem still existed in 2009. (Agent Bedhead)
Here are the ten most awesomely classic scenes from cult movies. (Unreality)
We didn't report on Pajiba that Nicole Richie was getting her own sitcom, because whatever, but now Ashlee Simpson is reportedly bringing her icy hands of death to the project just to make sure it fails. (Celebitchy)
This might be the best holiday gift-buying guide I've seen so far. It's got booze, box sets and kitteh wigs. What more could you ask for? (Warming Glow)
Mmmm ... I could have totally gone for these ranch-flavored "Crunch Fused" peanuts when I was hungover as all hell yesterday. (Impulsive Buy)
"Flight of the Conchords" is officially not coming back for a third season. But I don't know how this is news, wasn't that kind of implied? (Screen Junkies)
Apparently the hot new hair trend right now is going grey. What do you guys think, hot or effing ridiculous? (Zelda Lily)
Here's a montage of probably every newspaper headline that has ever been featured on "The Simpsons." Wow. Just, wow.
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