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Friends of John Willimas present: The Year’s Favorite Things. Here is Dan’s entry (ASWOBA) and Dustin’s. (ASWOBA)

Bai Ling infects poor Santy Claus with her filthy diseases. (WIMB)

If they make an A-Team movie, what’s your dream cast? Whichever one involves turning Katherine Heigl into pink mist is mine. (All Movie Blog)

What does Fred Phelps really need to make him happy? Why, a couple of jauntily placed colorful lollipops, of course. It’s brilliant! (FourFour)

Do we really require photographic evidence to know that somewhere out there, Woody Harrelson is smoking a doob? (Celebslam)

Imagine the essence of “2 Girls 1 Cup” farmed and sealed into an aluminum can, for your drinking pleasure. (The Impulsive Buy)

If I stick my fingers in my ears and sing “LA LA LA LA” — whatever you say isn’t true! So there! (QuizLaw)

Vaughinston possibly back together and plumper than ever! (Celebitchy)

Madonna wedges her bitch-ass into The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, taking down a notch the credibility of an organization which had very little to begin with. (Deus Ex Malcontent)

Ladylike, schmadylike — how I loves me some good fart humor, after the jump.

Pajiba Love | December 24, 2007 | Comments (7)


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I've never watched the A-Team, but the dream cast lists cracked me up. The all woman cast really got an audible laugh out of me, and I honestly don't know why.

Posted by: BWeaves at December 14, 2007 3:47 PM

Does Bai Ling even have a job? I mean, where does this woman even get the wherewithal to hang out at all these expensive places?

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 14, 2007 3:51 PM

a bitch don't need a job. One time I was standing at a bus stop and a women walks up to me and ask for a cigarette, I said " bitch, you got a pack of cigaretts between your legs".

Posted by: Pookie at December 14, 2007 4:13 PM

My, Pookie. You certainly have been kicking up your game lately, haven't you?

Posted by: Stacey at December 14, 2007 4:51 PM

I don't know. That doesn't feel like "Original Recipe Pookie". He's usually more eloquent in his fuckhattery. It smacks of "Fake Ass Pookie". New for Kwaanza!

Posted by: insertclevernamehere at December 14, 2007 5:33 PM

They cannot make an A-team movie because George Peppard is dead and I WILL NOT accept any replacements of any of the principles. Also, Mr. T is getting old, and there is simply no replacing Mr. T., even if I could stomach replacing the others. Although I might be slightly more rabid than your average A-team fan. I actually have an autgraphed photo of the A-team in my apartment. In a frame and everything. (although, not, sadly, in a place of honor. my SO took it down and hid it, along with my She-ra princess of power bath towel that I had hanging up on the wall)

Posted by: s. pisaster at December 14, 2007 5:47 PM

Dammit Pajiba, get Eva Mendes' ass off the front page! I can't experience the one joy of my work day anymore, which is really reading (not just skimming) your reviews. But now I gotta be so careful because it's one thing to read a movie review at work, it's another to read it off a page with naked ladies. Please, please get rid off the ass! Or maybe photoshop a funny banner over it, or move it to the very bottom (no pun intended) of the page?

Posted by: Agente Provacatrice at December 17, 2007 2:42 PM