December 12, 2008 | Comments ()

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | December 12, 2008 |


Betty Page has sadly passed away, and now sadly dumb assholes like Katy Perry will be officially desecrating her memory instead of just ripping off of her. (HuffPo)

I don’t even need a reason to make fun of Katherine Heigl. I can pretty much turn it on and off like a switch by now. (WIMB)

Can I get that alimony check in cartons of cigarettes? (QuizLaw)

Scarlett Johansson is doing a pretty crappy job of promoting her new film, Frank Miller’s The Spirit. (Popoholic)

Mariah Carey is the Grinch who stole Christmas and then poured some glitter and butterflies and shit on top of it. (Celebslam)

Are the Oscars going to include a “Best Nazi Mustache” category this year? They’re practically going to have to. (AgentBedhead)

Here are Seven Signs That Your Boyfriend Is Ready To Propose, which really might just mean that he’s an adult or gay. I’ve never been proposed to so I wouldn’t know … But on the upside, I’ve never had one go gay on me either! (Jezebel)

Are you even kidding me? The real question is: Who wouldn’t want to wear food on their person? (SeriousEats)

I like the combover best that looks like a ring if the guy’s head were Saturn. Thanks, Sofia! (HolyTaco)

Here’s an interview with Mates of State. You know, I got tired for them and stopped listening to them for awhile, but I thought the new album was pretty good. What did you guys think? (AV Club)

Ha ha ha! Remember back when computers were old? (mental floss)

One of the Disney kids is cutting herself, and her handlers are telling dumb, horrible lies about it that nobody believes. Way to continue to suck in every conceivable way possible, Disney! (Evil Beet)

Is it just me or did Matthew McConaughey’s kid turn into like a toddler overnight? Ah hell, what do I know about babies? (cityrag)

Last weekend I was at my boyfriend’s aunt’s house and his cousin had a pet monkey. I’m not making that up. Yeah, it was weird. But anyway, I totally wanted the monkey to ride the dog like this. (CuteOverload)

Holy awesome, check out this promo for the Evil Dead Musical. Thanks to YBNBY!


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