December 11, 2008 | Comments ()

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | December 11, 2008 |


This is my favorite story of ever: Chuck E. Cheese is totally the new Roadhouse! “Uhhh, that’s not what a skeeball is for, sir!” (ASWOBA)

Guess which dipshit “celebrity” is naked for PETA now? That’s right, the big, behemoth-looking Kardashian sister! But it’s OK, they airbrushed the shit out of her. (WIMB)

Canada might also finally be on their way to getting it fucking right. (QuizLaw)

John Mayer weighs in on my chosen profession. So in return: John, I think your music is non-threateningly bland and that song about Jennifer Love Hewitt was just plain embarrassing. So, there. (HuffPo)

Oh please, please, please, please, please, please make whomever has Tom Cruise’s cell phone have access to the internet and a mean streak. Please!! (IDLYITW)

Whaddaya think: do you guys like Dan with a big fro or a small fro? I’m gonna go with “big fro,” myself. Don’t cut it, Samson! (SlowlyGoingBald)

Hippy Barth Day! (CakeWrecks)

Jennifer Connelly is looking like she just ate an entire imaginary air sandwich and boy is she stuffed! (Yeeeah!)

I’ve eaten this cereal, and it’s definitely not bad but definitely is disappointing if you wish during every bite that it would suddenly start to taste like Cap’n Crunch. (TIB)

Here are the 15 Most Ridiculous Women. This is a fantastic list. Really, I can’t even think of anything to add to it. (Jezebel)

Jennifer Aniston is naked!! Naked naked naked naked! That sounds a lot funnier in my head saying “naked” like the dog in the Beggin’ Strips commercial says “bacon.” Oh well. (Celebitchy)

Wha?? Cute Overload is conducting interviews now? (CuteOverload)

Because I’m probably interesting, my daily routine is: wake up at 5:30AM, write gossip, take a dump, (think about what other gossip I’m going to write while taking a dump) then hop in the shower and head to my sorely neglected day job. Viola! (mental floss)

Man, I’m so glad Olbermann is on our side: (Via Deus Ex Malcontent)

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