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Tonight, we dine in Hell: Check out the trailer for the visually stunning Frank Miller follow-up to Sin City: 300. (Popoholic)

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Pajiba Love | December 11, 2006 | Comments (16)



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I believe it's "Tonight, we dine in Hell," you silly goose.

A good point, Po, and now corrected, but please don't make fun of Dustin. He actually lost his right index finger to gangrene (long story), so he can't help dropping the occasional Y, H, N, U, J, or M. -- Ed.

Posted by: Po at December 11, 2006 3:38 PM

I have been waiting forever for a big-ass cinematic treatment of Thermopylae but I'm wary. Sure, it looks good, but so did The Cell and most current video games.

Maybe someone who's read the Miller GN can let me know if his treatment is all "guts and glory," or if there is any real hope of seeing the incredibly unusual Spartan culture portrayed, warts and all (and man, they had them some big ones).

I can't wait--but I'm wary. I can't help wanting this one to be more than a stupendously great popcorn-muncher. I'm probably asking too much--again.

Posted by: ranylt at December 11, 2006 3:49 PM

Damn, I hit Post too soon--I meant to type something about the casting of Gerard Butler, too, but my brain shorted out when I saw him in greaves.

Posted by: ranylt at December 11, 2006 3:50 PM

Ending sentences with a preposition is not a real grammatical error:

http://www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/nonerrors.html#preposition

One of my pet peeves...

Posted by: Eep at December 11, 2006 4:43 PM

or of course clauses, in this case :-)

Posted by: Eep at December 11, 2006 4:43 PM

Yes, thank you Eep. I, too, have been fighting the insistance of snooty people to apply Latin rules to English grammer. Latin is a dead language for a reason people: it was difficult, confusing, and had dumb rules! Get over it :)

Posted by: Carpe Pancakes! at December 11, 2006 7:53 PM

Whether you like it or not, ending a sentence with a preposition will always be inappropriate. If you want to sound ignorant, fine, but don't expect the rest of us to follow you. You're the same people who try to make the terms "hater" and "pwn3d" acceptable words to use whilst expecting to be taken seriously.

Posted by: "snooty" at December 11, 2006 8:16 PM

My first thoughts on watching the 300 trailer is that it looks kind of like Troy....on acid. Let's hope its a better movie than that ode to mediocrity.

I love historical epics when they're done properly, so I too am hoping they give a comprehensive look at Spartan culture. I wouldn't count on it though. After watching the trailer a couple of times, it looks like its going for a more sensational feel. I mean, I really don't think the Spartans fought topless. The militant aspects seemed to be there though.

Posted by: Matt at December 11, 2006 8:21 PM

I can't recall what the Spartan uniform was comprised of (anyone?)--I do remember from my Greek Lit classes years back that, apparently, Spartan warriors sat in circles and braided each other's hair before battle, in order to tuck it up inside their helmets so enemies couldn't grab their hair and haul back their heads for throat-slits...it was supposed to be a tribal ritual/emblem thing with them.

I see Gerard's got his braidy-braid in some scenes, but there also appears to be quite a lot of unbraided locks flowing out of Spartan helmets in some of those fight scenes...

True Spartan soldiers were also supposed to be functionally retarded, as well (because of the way they were raised, not for specific "genetic" reasons), but that's unlikely to be shown. It hain't sexy.

I suppose nitpicking will be the death of me and the plague of others, and I acknowledge that.

On another note, anyone else thinking wryly about the timing of this film? I'm sure Miller's popularity is part of the reason, but it probably doesn't hurt that Thermopylae's about heroic "seat of Western civ" sexy-men beating back the Persian empire...I don't know if it's even possible to say, but I was taught that Xerxes' defeat is the reason Europeans don't speak Farsi to this day. It was a BIG DEAL battle, and then some. Perhaps someone with a sound background in ancient history can illuminate.

I'm probably reading too much into it, anyway. Bad habit.

Posted by: ranylt at December 11, 2006 9:03 PM

I meant to type something about the casting of Gerard Butler, too, but my brain shorted out when I saw him in greaves.

Bwah! The movie looks like a weird hybrid of Troy and LOTR to me. I'll probably check it out, though. Any time I get to see Gerard half-naked, during which I hope is most of the film, it's a good day.

Also, I have a question. I'm not a linguist by any means, but did Spartans speak with accents similar to Scots?

Posted by: Daphne at December 11, 2006 11:16 PM

"snooty," to quote Steve Coogan as Tony Wilson in 24 Hour Party People, "You're just fuckin' wrong."

Read on if you dare educate yourself and stop sounding like a gradeschooler using "I" as an object (except of course more awkward and less incorrect):
http://www.bartleby.com/64/C001/050.html

"Hater" and "pwned" are for philistines or irony, ending a sentence with a preposition is not the rule, but sometimes it's the best way. You can sound like a real idiot trying to avoid it. True command of the language involves knowing when to end a sentence with a prep and when not to.

Posted by: Eep at December 12, 2006 12:13 AM

Well "snooty", I'm sorry you feel that way. It makes me sad to know that the most intellectual of us believe our language must adhere to these rules simply because Latin has been deemed superior. Why should the English language have to suffer an inferiority complex?

In Latin, it's grammatically impossible to end a sentence with a preposition, and somewhere along the line, someone decided that it would be neat if our language were the same way. So they made it grammatically incorrect for our language to do so, even though there really isn't anything wrong with it and it flows with the natural cadences of our speech.

While "snooty" is correct that we won't be taken seriously in formal writing if we don't follow these rules, that doesn't inherently make them right. Society has been spoon fed this stuff for generations; ALL of the acedemics of today, and those before them, have had to follow these rules or they were penalized.

Of course, in "snooty"'s small world, we would only ever write, speak, and think according to the rules of Latin. Why not just cut out the middle man, "snooty", and petition the government to make the national language Latin. Don't be such a hater "snooty". Oh, you know what, I do believe you just got pwn3d!!!111one.

By the way, I don't have anything against Latin really (it IS a large part of my internet handle) I just enjoy making fun of the dead. (Seriously Swahili, maybe you would have survived a bit longer if you called yourself something more awesome).

Posted by: Carpe Pancakes! at December 12, 2006 2:18 AM

Whether you like it or not, ending a sentence with a preposition will always be inappropriate. If you want to sound ignorant, fine, but don't expect the rest of us to follow you.


For whatever reason, this totally reminded me of the last 30 Rock.


"Why are you wearing a tux?"

"It's after six. What am I, a farmer?"

Posted by: Mitch Clem at December 12, 2006 7:17 AM

As an academic who sometimes teaches grammar in Canada (where our English sits somewhere between US conventions and British), I'd like to weigh in; as far as I can tell and from what my colleagues says, the "no ending with a prep" rule is indeed loosening up, along with the "no split infinitive" rule. Usage eventually dictates in these matters; grammar rules in English which were completely verbotin 50 years back are now offically sanctioned in today's guidelines. IMO those two rules are in that disconcerting limbo between right and wrong--they are both and they are neither.

I still go by the old rules when I'm writing my own (formal) stuff, but I don't grade it as an error anymore in non-English major student work unless it has resulted in an awkward or super-colloquial-sounding sentence--there are way way way worse issues going on these days, and I have to prioritize because I only got so much red ink in my little pen.

That said, we're all missing the larger point here; that freaking twelve-year-old writes better than many first-year college students, minus her "with...with" repetition gaff and the disputed "end prep" bit. From where I sit, it actually makes me optimistic.

Posted by: ranylt at December 12, 2006 8:06 AM

Anyone who uses the word "whilst" needs to be punched in the arm. Hard.

Posted by: Mike at December 12, 2006 1:58 PM

"Usage eventually dictates in these matters"

Which is why it's so devastating that Dubya says "nookyooler".

Posted by: Loob at January 8, 2007 9:13 PM