Pajiba Love 12/10/09

Anyone Else Miss Bumpy Vampires?

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If one good thing has come from the Twilight phenomenon, it’s that “Buffy” is coming back in syndication to MTV and Logo starting January of 2010. If even one Twihard (or whatever the hell they calls themselves) is converted I consider it a minor victory. (Sitcoms Online)

Anyone remember The Entertainer from “I Love New York 2” and “I Love Money 2?” Anyone? *crickets chirp* Yeah, well, he’s getting his own show. (DListed)

This is awesome. A reporter for Los Angeles’ KTLA totally went OFF on Perez Hilton who had been scheduled the day before but showed up at the wrong time and couldn’t be bothered to wait. It brought a tear to my eye. (Celebitchy)

In “Other Famewhores Who We’d Like to Stab Through the Heart, Burn and Salt the Remains” news, Tila Tequila is “engaged” to some other Gollum-looking broad. (Litelysalted)

You may or may not have heard that John Stamos was being blackmailed, for whatever the fuck reason, and now IBBB has the exclusive photos! (IBBB)

What do you think of these celebrities who say they don’t like watching their own movies. Yeah. Bullshit, huh? (Agent Bedhead)

You may have heard before that George Lucas offered David Lynch the job of directing Return of the Jedi but he turned it down. Why, you ask? Because George Lucas took him to a shitty restaurant, that’s why. (Topless Robot)

The rumor mill continues to swirl about Tiger Woods. Now he’s got sex tapes, illegitimate children and once had a three-way with Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster. True story. (Celebslam)

You may have heard something about “MST3K” coming to Hulu, but those of us in the know already know that you can already watch them online for free. Shhhh … (Warming Glow)

Here’s irrefutable proof that the D.E.N.N.I.S. system works, ladies and gentlemen: Glenn Howerton and Christina Hendricks. (Unreality)

Columbia University wants to allow co-ed dorm rooms which would allow cohabitation. Yeah, so terrible idea or terrible idea? I knew a gay couple in college who shared a dorm room together for like two years, and guess what they’re still together. But for every responsible couple are thirty idiots who will move in together on a whim and make each others’ lives a living hell. (Zelda Lily)

Somehow, even though he’s sixty-five and legitimately fucking insane, Garey Busey has impregnated a woman. (Thundersquee!)

Here are five ridiculous things parents do to their babies. Oh God, baby wigs? That’s just creepy. (Frothy Girlz)

Since I can’t go a single goddamn day without mentioning “Jersey Shore,” here is the audition tape of Bobby Bottleservice (a.k.a. Nick Kroll) for Season Two. You know it’s coming.

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Oh god, the boobs on Christina Hendricks. Jeezum Crow, someone give me a paper bag, I'm hyperventilating.

Posted by: Snath at December 10, 2009 1:07 PM

For all you Buffy fans--half-naked Boreanaz on Bones tonight! Dude looks even better now than in his vampire days.

I'm not interested in converting Twitards. Keep those lobotomized fuckers away from Buffy and Angel.

Posted by: DeadBessie at December 10, 2009 1:21 PM

Yeah, Buffy! I'm all for vampires that burst into flame in sunlight and don't play baseball in old timey uniforms.

Posted by: atinymachine at December 10, 2009 1:22 PM

While I'm excited about MTV rerunning Buffy, I'm pissed that they scheduled it when I have class. I'm getting a little bored of watching Reba reruns during my break.

And on another note, there's a group at my university pushing for co-ed dorm rooms, but their angle is much more about allowing transgender students room with the sex they identify if that's different from the gender they "technically" are. It would still totally bring up all the problems you mentioned since I'm sure some couples would use it as an excuse to move in together if it was allowed.

Posted by: Claire at December 10, 2009 1:23 PM

Tiger Woods has amazing stamina, for a white guy.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 10, 2009 1:30 PM

I want to gently lay my head on Mrs. Hendricks' chest.

And by "gently" I mean "gratefully," and by "lay" I mean "rub," and by "head" I mean "tongue," and by "on" I mean "all over," and by "chest" I mean "boobs."

Posted by: Kballs at December 10, 2009 1:31 PM

PFff. Columbia is late on the NYC bandwagon. NYU has had an Explorations (their idiotic themed dorming idea) floor with co-ed habitation for years (can't verify after 2007/8 school year). As in, anyone can sign up and say "I'd like to experience living with a pair of really hot chicks for a year because it will enhance my learning" and get in or not solely because of demand.

Did I when I was at NYU? Nope. I did the Reality TV floor, then insisted on private housing before transferring the fuck out of there for the sake of my sanity and finances.

Posted by: Robert at December 10, 2009 1:32 PM

Bobby B in da house.

Posted by: Rico at December 10, 2009 1:32 PM

Anyone remember The Entertainer from “I Love New York 2” and “I Love Money 2?” Anyone? *crickets chirp* Yeah, well, he’s getting his own show.

This of course begs the question, who the hell did he kill to get his own show?

Posted by: Doctor Controversy at December 10, 2009 1:38 PM

Anyone Else Miss Bumpy Vampires?

Gawd, no. They look ridiculous! No one ever mentions that!

Posted by: Jay at December 10, 2009 1:41 PM

I'm a straight/married chick and even I want to give Ms. Hendricks a hearty motorboat. My Godtopus, woman. Those cans should be a national monument, preserved for the betterment of mankind.

Posted by: Tammy at December 10, 2009 1:41 PM

Columbia's campus is going to go nuts. If my old suitemate had lived with her boyfriend, one of them wouldn't have survived. Good luck with that, and I'm glad I live on the East Side away from that drama.

Posted by: DawnDraper at December 10, 2009 1:41 PM

Okay so I have a very important final in a couple of hours. I stayed up nearly all night studying.

So the last thing I needed to do was click on a picture of Christina Hendricks' mind-voiding boobs.

Guess what I did?

/clicks again

Totally worth itttaga)*&#)*JEHFJHDL:jdfla;$)@)(#*fart*

Posted by: The Hands Team (formerly Vermillion) at December 10, 2009 1:41 PM

@ Doctor Controversy: "This of course begs the question, who the hell did he kill to get his own show?"

No, it doesn't.

Posted by: Mike B. at December 10, 2009 1:47 PM

-half-naked Boreanaz on Bones tonight! Dude looks even better now than in his vampire days.

OMG DeadBessie, I saw a commercial for that last night during Glee, and I almost pooped myself from excitement. And you're absolutely right, as I will tell anyone who will listen, he just keeps getting better & better (looks-wise AND acting-wise).

And perhaps after that episode, I'll have to start my Angel DVD rotation again. It's been a while...

Posted by: Anna von Beaverpuppet at December 10, 2009 1:55 PM

I'm currently fundraising to finance an exploratory journey to Mount Hendricks' Supple Valley. Through years of research I have determined that there's gold in them thar hills as well as the cure for every disease know to man. It will be a perilous journey fraught with peril and chafing and chapped cheeks so I would appreciate any donations of money or lubricant you people would be able to provide.

Thank-you
R. Doran Scott MA
Senior Boobologist

Posted by: admin at December 10, 2009 2:01 PM

On that baby thing, they mention a "Shot Fairy", a person who you pay to sneak into your room to give you a shot while you sleep. This is definitely going to keep me up at night, knowing that this is legal.

Now, not only do i have to worry about the Knife Rapist, the psychopath who breaks into my home at night to rape me with a rusty machete blade, but also the possibility that my parents/ girlfriend/ govt. agents are injecting me with mind control serum whilst i slumber.

Posted by: JohnnyVonAwesome at December 10, 2009 2:08 PM

Perhaps a petition to preserve Ms. Hendricks chestral area in plaster casting, then fiberglass is in order? I have the art school experience, and let me tell you, it was some good times with the sisters of Sappho.

Also, I think it needs to be said, (since we are so focused on how women look today) that Ms. Hendricks has such pretty facial features and coloring - even if she wasn't so blessed otherwise, she'd be a knockout.

And...please...just get over the SJP hate for a while. Your group consensus is very well established, and it's hard to see any women get so ravaged for her looks. She could have gone and surgeried herself into some cookie cutter and she didn't - so good for her for toughing the criticism out.

Posted by: replica at December 10, 2009 2:12 PM

Weird. I went to jr high with Glenn Howerton and used to date the guy that just had a baby with Lisa Loeb.

Get older is weird. WEIRD.

Posted by: tf breakher at December 10, 2009 2:18 PM

*GETTING.

Goddamnitall. Where's my Lil' Rascal? I want to go play Bingo.

*sigh*

Posted by: tf breaker at December 10, 2009 2:19 PM

D: Demonstrate value
E: Engage physically
N: Nurture dependence
N: Neglect emotionally
I: Inspire hope
S: Separate entirely

My god, suddenly it all makes sense... Is this being taught to boys in 10th grade Health class? Syllabus:
Week 1: How to put on a condom.
Week 2:How to identify crabs.
Week 3:How to employ the D.E.N.N.I.S. system.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at December 10, 2009 2:29 PM

I'm a straight/married chick and even I want to give Ms. Hendricks a hearty motorboat. My Godtopus, woman. Those cans should be a national monument, preserved for the betterment of mankind.

Posted by: Tammy at December 10, 2009 1:41 PM

Tammy, you just said everything I was about to post. Great minds think alike.

Posted by: BWeaves at December 10, 2009 2:40 PM

She could have gone and surgeried herself into some cookie cutter and she didn't - so good for her for toughing the criticism out.

Posted by: replica at December 10, 2009 2:12 PM

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Or she could, you know, stop trying to pass herself off as some sort of beauty/fashion/sex icon, just sayin.' She gets a hard time because she's a poser and a fake, she could get parts appropriate to her looks.

You don't see us giving Frances McDormand a hard time.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 10, 2009 2:43 PM

Ok, I am not a 'kid person' or a 'baby person', but I gotta say, that Hillbilly teeth pacifier is cracking my shit up.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at December 10, 2009 3:03 PM

Just this very morning as I was watching Angel (my 4th or 5th rotation)on TNT I said to myself "Damn I wish someone would syndicate Buffy" and . . . voila - Godtopus heard my prayer. Wow is he quick with the wish fulfillment!

Posted by: SCG at December 10, 2009 3:20 PM

You may have heard before that George Lucas offered David Lynch the job of directing Return of the Jedi but he turned it down. Why, you ask? Because George Lucas took him to a shitty restaurant, that’s why.

It's just as well, Lynch would have ended the film as a dream sequence just before the character ended their life.

Posted by: George at December 10, 2009 3:22 PM

I gotta say, that Hillbilly teeth pacifier is cracking my shit up.

Seconded. I've seen pictures of it in the past, and the more I see of them the funnier it gets. I guess I must just be an unworthy person.

As for SJP, here's why I hate her and will never stand up for her: she paid hirelings to incubate and give birth to her children. Fuck her.

Posted by: Jerce at December 10, 2009 3:33 PM

Robert That's what I thought too... I think NYU started it in 2006, and I had a friend and her bf contemplate doing it. She told me they had to go through a bunch of really in depth interviews to get it.

I guess the only difference is that Columbia doesn't seem to really give a shit who leaves together. Probably no crazy interrogations will be conducted.

Posted by: dene at December 10, 2009 3:35 PM

My college is going to be offering co-ed dorms (or Gender Neutral Housing as we're calling it) next fall and I think it's a fantastic. This really isn't anything new on Columbia's part. Our school has a huge gay population and frankly a lot of them simply aren't comfortable living with their own gender.

Even though some might abuse the system and try to live with their significant other, I think it's just as important to try and help those that would be better suited to a co-ed situation. /rant.

Posted by: penelope at December 10, 2009 3:47 PM

And...please...just get over the SJP hate for a while.

If people'll get over the Hendricks chest.

Posted by: Jay at December 10, 2009 4:13 PM

Anyone else love the crazy baby stuff? The weave? Oh, how my people shame me sometimes. And the baby heels were hot. Don't hate. Appreciate.

Posted by: welldressed at December 10, 2009 5:37 PM

you can already watch them online for free.

It's a bit like the people who wait for Doctor Who on BBC America. And besides, there ain't never gonna be any more kaiju episodes released anywhere. Toho don't play that. Neither does Sandy Frank.

Posted by: Jay at December 10, 2009 5:42 PM

Yay, Buffy to the masses! As someone who watched My So Called Life walk the slow and painful walk to cancelation on ABC, only to find a big audience on Mtv, I am thrilled about this.

Posted by: Mebe at December 10, 2009 7:01 PM

I wouldn't really call it a cult show, though.

Posted by: Jay at December 10, 2009 8:03 PM

Guys- and it pains me to do this to you people- but Ms. Hendricks is not all natural. She was originally pretty well-endowed and then, for whatever reason, decided to go unnaturally large (for her frame, not for, you know, the world).
I'm sorry.

Posted by: serena at December 10, 2009 8:09 PM

The baby with the weave is working it. She's totally smizing.

Posted by: Monica at December 10, 2009 9:12 PM

Posted by: serena at December 10, 2009 8:09 PM

Evidence, please?

(not arguing, just genuinely curious.)

Posted by: Anna von Beaverpuppet at December 11, 2009 10:12 AM

I guess I never noticed one way or the other, but (certain) dorms at MIT have had co-ed rooms since at least my freshman year in 2001, as one of my best guy friends shared a roomed with a female (who was lesbian, so there was no kind of couple drama or anything).

Come to think of it though, I'm trying to remember if this was actually sanctioned by the school, or if we hacked into the Housing Dept. computers and changed the gender of the students so that no one would notice.

Either way, from my memory, co-habitation caused no more drama then say, females and males living in different rooms in the same suite or living across the hall from each other.

Posted by: Sean at December 12, 2009 1:49 AM

Bah, serena is just jealous.

Posted by: FabMax at December 12, 2009 10:21 AM

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