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So Stephen Moyer and Alexander Skarsgård (sigh…) decided to bet on who could raise the most money for charity, wherein the winner would design an embarrassing shirt for the loser. Long story short $70,000 was raised and you now have the mental image of Alex being Stephen’s bitch. I’ll be in my bunk. Forever. (popbytes)

Yesterday was the 30 year anniversary of John Lennon’s passing, and Rolling Stone finally released his final interview in full. (Evil Beet)

Just in time for Christmas here’s a list of fake but hilariously inappropriate children’s toys. Bonus points to Che for bringing up Meatspin! Hiiiiiiiiiilarious. (DeusExMalcontent)

Good news everyone! Not only will Ricky Gervais be hosting The Golden Globes again this year, but he’s going to be even meaner than he was last year. Thank you, Santa! (Screen Junkies)

This was actually sent in by quite a few of you (apparently, ya’ll are hard up for some panda lovin’), but here’s a story about two humans who dressed up as pandas in order to raise a little baby panda cub. This is the most adorable thing that jM will ever rape. (LATimes)

I laughed so hard at the Tiny Football League that one of my balls exploded. (Ugly Fours)

Remember last year how they ran a Pro-Life ad during the Superbowl ad which, though I don’t agree with it, was tasteful and thoughtful? Well, this year they want to run a more “graphic but truthful” ad. Blurg. Remember the days when the Superbowl was about football and Janet Jackson’s boob? Those were the days… (Zelda Lily)

Here are 30 pictures of children freaking their shit out over Santa. You know what? No. If your kid is afraid of a magical jolly elf who gives them presents? PUSSY. Just kidding, just kidding. (Socialite Life)

Ever wonder what The Princess Bride would look like if it had lightsabers in it? Don’t lie you liar, you totally did. Anyway, the answer to that question is: Pretty awesome. (The Flickcast)

Here are the top 25 internet memes of 2010. Oh Inception, you are the gift that just keeps on BRAAAAAAAAAHM-ing! (Ranker)

Here are 8 terrible movies by great directors. I’m just gonna sit back and let you guys judge this one all on your own. (Unreality)

Alright, I know we already have a murder tank, but now can we work on making this super awesome zombie safehouse? Pajiba NEEDS a zombie safehouse. (ZombieSafeHouse)

Okay, so sure, Jessica Simpson hasn’t had much a music career for a few years, and she’s kind of a vindictive bitch when it comes to her love life, but at least her clothing line just broke $1 billion. Wait, what?! (Yeeeah!)

Today’s video features dogs sliding down a snowy hill. Somehow, eight people disliked this video on Youtube, which means that eight people are going to be getting an active hand grenade in their stockings this year. Ho ho ho, motherfuckers.


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Comments

Just read the list of inappropriate toys.

Shouldn't that one read "Ms. Snuffleupsomecoke" and look like Lindsey Lohan?

Posted by: Uncle JR at December 9, 2010 12:12 PM

I should hope Ricky Gervais will be meaner this year; last year's performance at the Golden Globes was more David Brent than Ricky Gervais for the majority of the show. Except the Mel Gibson joke. That was GOLD!

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at December 9, 2010 12:14 PM

Aww lookit! Bill and Erik are pulling Miley faces! IT'S MILEY!

Posted by: coveredinbees at December 9, 2010 12:27 PM

I've only read the first item and just had to say that I dreamed about Stephen Moyer last night. He was nude and his, ahem, manhood was GIGANTIC. It was a wonderful dream......
I'm going to read the rest of Love now.

Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at December 9, 2010 12:32 PM

The dogs are adorable. The pandas are adorable.
The inappropriate toys are . . . well, some of them are real toys. Vibrating Harry Potter broom? Videoboob Barbie?

Posted by: BWeaves at December 9, 2010 12:32 PM

this is the bestest Pajiba Love

Posted by: Jackseppelin at December 9, 2010 12:33 PM

I so totally want a Bill's Bitch T shirt.

Posted by: klingonfree at December 9, 2010 12:34 PM

I can't see that Princess Bride lightsaber thing right now. I have never hated my company's Internet blocker more. (Well, except for that "Kat Dennings' boobs" post a while back.)

Posted by: Todd at December 9, 2010 12:38 PM

"And now to present the next award, please welcome Rachel from Friends."

Posted by: Caspar at December 9, 2010 12:41 PM

My dog so needs a snowy hill to slide down.

Going back now to look at inappropriate toys.

Posted by: Mrs Smith at December 9, 2010 12:43 PM

One of those dogs is half-assing it.

DISLIKE!!!!

. . .

Oh, hey Feist, what's up? What, for me? Really? Well, a Merry Christmas to yo---hey where you goin'?! Huh. And I thought white Canadians were the slowest honkies on the planet---*BOOOOOM!!!!*

You cheeky bastard! Guess I'll be typing with my toes from now on. But seriously, one of those dogs needs to man up---*sniper bullet*

Aww, come on!!!

(Also, you might want to stay off your lawn for the next little whi-*BOOM* ... Never mind. - JF)

Posted by: Kballs at December 9, 2010 12:57 PM

Ummmm...if you decide to go to Chez's link and laugh away at the list of misfit toys, do NOT click on the Teddy Meatspin link. If I get fired tomorrow, I'm blaming that mofo for not including a little "NSFW" tag.

Posted by: The Pink Hulk at December 9, 2010 1:09 PM

It's the dog goes down the park slide video with the added element of more dogs and the confusion dogs have over the existence of snow. We must experiment further. I believe we should start research into the breaking point between how adorable a dog video is versus how many dogs are involved. How many puppies sliding through snow is too many puppies? Or too few? Would three cocker spaniels sliding down the snow make two labs sliding down the snow obsolete? What about a gaggle of corgies? Would they eliminate the need to make the breed run on treadmills for our entertainment? Inquiring minds must know.

Posted by: Robert at December 9, 2010 1:17 PM

Yes, please add the NSFW tag!

Posted by: kb at December 9, 2010 1:18 PM

Awww, I hope that baby panda grows up good and strong, yet soft and flexible.

Posted by: jM at December 9, 2010 1:21 PM

No, don't apologize, those kids are pussies.

Posted by: Jay at December 9, 2010 1:45 PM

SKAAAAAAAARRRRRRRSSSSSGAAAAAAAARRRRRRDDDDD!!!!!!

...in my bunk.

Posted by: Cindy at December 9, 2010 1:59 PM

Also, the only way he is Bill's bitch is if he wants it that way. He's just feeling submissive.

Again, in my bunk.

Posted by: Cindy at December 9, 2010 2:00 PM

Can I get an Eric's Bitch shirt? I need one for, um, research. Of the bunkular sort. Bunkology, one might call it.

Also, Bill and Eric duckface! Heeee!

Posted by: stardust at December 9, 2010 2:21 PM

Does losing that bet mean it's now Skarsgaard's job to carry around the milk crate for Moyer to stand on when they're in pictures together?

Posted by: jM at December 9, 2010 2:41 PM

I'm actually happy for Jessica Simpson's success with her clothing line. I think most of her clothes, shoes, and handbags are very nice, and I own a few pairs of her shoes. But of course, the end of the article had to make a comment about her weight. Okay, commence rant: Jessica Simpson is NOT fat. She has gained some weight, but is not even close to being fat. Not overweight, not chubby, NOT FAT! The woman seriously has some problems, but her weight is not one of them. I have almost the same body type. I'm 5'1" with DD boobs and a small waist and a huge ass and I think I look just fine. So does Jessica Simpson. She is beautiful. Stop calling her fat. **End Rant**

Posted by: Austin asking for trouble at December 9, 2010 2:49 PM

Who writes for Unreality?
Do they pick people randomly of the street?
Can they at least be entertaining in their half-a**ed write-ups?
Can I ask any more questions in this post?
When will I stop?
Does anyone care?
[slaps himself in the face]
...I'm OK now.

Posted by: OldSchool60 at December 9, 2010 4:15 PM

We get a tooooon of JSimp's stuff at my stuff, and frankly it's not all that bad. The handbags are actually kind of cute, and much more affordable than the hideous shit Lucky Brand sells. Even her perfumes aren't too terrible, specially when compared to Paris Hilton's Eau de Skank (thanks lizzieborden!) or the Kardashian's Slut Scent. So...yeah, at least she's doing something kinda right.

Adorable video. I wonder what my dogs would do if faed with snow? Probably freak the fuck out and just stand there for hours or try to climb on me. They freaked out when we took them to the woods! Snow would blow their little minds to bits.

Also: mmmmmmm that first photo. Mmmmmmmmmm. I want an Eric's Bitch shirt, because pshaw, Bill. SKARSGAARD! is where it's at.

Posted by: figgy at December 9, 2010 6:50 PM

er, at my store. I can't think today.

Posted by: figgy at December 9, 2010 7:01 PM

That zombie safehouse is fantastic.

Posted by: Mick J at December 9, 2010 7:28 PM

One time a "friend" messed with my Mark Ruffalo Jones by insisting he looked like Donnie Osmond and I swear to God Ruffalo's never quite been the same for me since. Because ghaaaah I could NOT un-see the Donny Osmond.

I'm paying that favor forward by mentioning that Skaaarsgaaard looks a LOT like one of those gay guys who was on some show where a bunch of gay guys gave straight shlubby guys "makeovers..." Anybody with me? He's blond and he wrote a book and he was at a book signing at a local book store and ...anybody...?

Carson Crestpy? Is that it? Ugh. Cressly. Carson Cressly (google comes up nada on this)

Anyway, Skaarsgaard looks exactly like him.

Love me some Vampire Bheel. I don't care if he does stand on a milk crate.

Posted by: klingonfree at December 9, 2010 8:15 PM

I suspect Moyer may have won because he auctioned off the cock sock he wears during nude scenes. Sure, there were some signed DVDs and scripts and whatever, but it was probably the cock sock.

Also, I've obviously lived a very sheltered existence, because I had never heard the term 'cock sock' before.
In related news, my cat has a new nickname. (What? He's a cat, he'll ignore me no matter what I call him.)

Posted by: ScienceGeek at December 9, 2010 8:47 PM