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By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | December 9, 2008 |


“Federal authorities arrested Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich Tuesday on charges that he brazenly conspired to sell or trade the Senate seat left vacant by President-elect Barack Obama to the highest bidder.” (yahoo!)

Need the perfect holiday gift for the tweener on your list? How about $130 leggings with blowjob pads built in. She’ll be the coolest girl at school! (WIMB)

Ranylt sent me this link with the subject header “Ebert Owns Ben Stein,” and I can’t really think of a better way to preface it. Why did it take me 30 years to realize that Roger Ebert is totally my hero? (SunTimes)

Holy smack. Obama’s inauguration is going to be one big, giant effing party. (WaPo)

Today’s QuizLaw link, now with 100% less poorly interpreted rape jokes. (QuizLaw)

Good job, Fox. You take cameras into an NFL locker room and you’re surprised when one catches a little peen. Errr, or maybe not so “little.” (Yeeeah!)

My sister is always bitching about what a senile idiot Andy Rooney is and how he shouldn’t be on TV anymore… But seriously? After watching this, I want more Andy Rooney. This is the funniest shit I have seen in a long time. (BestWeekEver)

Hey everybody! Guess Oprah’s weight! (Celebitchy)

Heigl’s new crappy romcom sounds like it’s going to be about as entertaining as dry humping sandpaper. I’m sure Dustin can’t wait to review it! (AgentBedhead)

“For fuck’s sake, Jughead…” Here are Archie comics improved so that’s they’re actually funny. Enjoy! (MightyGodKing)

After sixteen years, “The Cosby Show” is finally being immortalized in porn. They could probably do something interesting with Pudding Pops. Just saying. (CC Insider)

Here are some attempts at quote unquote art which Barack Obama has inspired. I’m gonna file most of these under “Uhhhhhhhhokay.” (mental floss)

OK, this is really cute and everything, don’t get me wrong… But Taco Bell is not good for dogs. Seriously, you shouldn’t feed your dog burritos. (SeriousEats)

Pam Anderson has entered zombie territory. (The Blemish)

Of Montreal were asked by Q Magazine to sketch a nude model. Meh, I used to have to do that all the time in college, only we only ever got old ladies and fat dudes. (YouAin’tNoPicasso)

You know… This kid has actually got some moves. He could probably teach old Brit a thing or three. (DListed)

Somehow this managed to totally slip under my radar, but apparently there’s a Barbie-sponsored, Amy Poehler-hosted web series called “Smart Girls Party.” In this episode, meet Ruby, the world’s youngest (and most adorable) feminist. H/T, Marra Alane!

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