That Is One F*ckable Corpse
So GLAAD is now pissed at The View for something, and oddly enough, it has nothing to do with Elisabeth Hasselbeck jamming her foot into her big stupid mouth. On a side note: Shut the fuck up, D.L. Hughley and Sherri Shepherd. (Celebitchy)
So the guys behind The Expendables made an 8-bit Contra-style game to market the movie and can I just say that how unbelievably fucking cool this is? Shut up, you know you loved Contra too. (Screen Junkies)
Holy shit people, we have finally found the perfect weapon in the fight against zombies: a gun that shoots rocket-propelled chainsaws. If one of these isn't under the tree on Christmas morning, someone's getting stabbed. (Unreality)
CNN went ahead and fired someone for posting their opinion on the internet last week. Hmmmmm ... Where have we seen that before? Anyway, here's Chez's as-per-usual brilliant thoughts on the matter. (Deus Ex Malcontent)
Here's a review of Lady Gaga's current concert tour. Ugh, am I the only one who thinks this woman is completely full of shit? Seriously, stringing together a bunch of words that only gay men understand does not constitute an original idea; it constitutes word salad. (FourFour)
Here are the seven reasons why bidets kick ass. Okay, these things are super useful and all, but no joke here: When my older brother was two years old, my mother bathed him in a bidet. And they wonder why I turned out the way I did. (Frothy Girlz)
All right, weird quiz time: Actual bacon product or completely made up? You people know how I loves me my bacon (hell, it's my middle porn-name) and even I only got 5 out of 9. (Mental Floss)
Good news everyone! Roman Polanski, the man who drugged and raped a 13-year-old girl, won't be going to jail and instead will live happily ever after! The end. God is dead. (The Superficial)
And just because I can: Haha, Mischa Barton forgot to cut the tag off her purse! Also, why does her dress look like it was picked off the "20% Skankwear" rack from Hoes 'N Thangs? (popbytes)
Here's a tutorial about how to trick people into thinking you're hot if you happen to be cripplingly unattractive. Call me crazy, but am I the only one who thought the girl was super cute and adorable before she made herself look like another tangelo slut creature?
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