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No words. No words can describe the awesomeness of the poster for Rupert Munch Jr.’s upcoming Manos: The Search For Valley Lodge poster. Let’s all just come together and bask in its glory, shall we? (Topless Robot)

Holy shit, a new Barbie with a built in camera can be used to shoot child pornography! Except, you know, so far there hasn’t been any documented instances of that happening, so congrats on giving pedophiles everywhere that little nugget of information. (Zelda Lily)

So Ed O’Neil told TV Guide that Jane Lynch didn’t deserve to win an Emmy for her “one-note character” on Glee, and instead her best supporting actress award should have gone to Sofia Vergara. Hells to the fucking naw, O’Neil; say what you will about Glee, but Jane Lynch is a NATIONAL GODDAMN TREASURE. (Popbytes)

Katy Perry appeared on a live-action-puppet segment on last Sunday’s The Simpsons Christmas special, wherein she stuck Mister Burns’ face in her boobs and then Moe accidentally kissed her crotch. Merry Christmas! (Screen Junkies)

Oh, and speaking of Katy Perry (she is goddamn everywhere right now, okay? Everywhere!), she and Darren Criss from Glee performed that one song she did that isn’t about popsicle blowjobs for the Trevor Project fundraiser event. That may or may not be the gayest sentence I ever typed. (Evil Beet)

Ha ha, some crazy nazi guy got charged under nuisance laws for building a KKK snowman. Just be thankful they never put the magic klan hat on his head. (AngryBlackLadyChronicles)

Alright people, start loading your bomb shelters with bottled water and canned food: Kim Kardashian may be pregnant with Kanye West’s baby. EVERYBODY PANIC! (Yeeeah!)

Marc Webb has added four new castmembers to the Spider-Man reboot, as well as a- Wait, a second villain? NO! Bad Marc Webb, bad! That’s what tanked the Spider-Man 3! Well, that and the fact that the script waas dog-fucking awful. (The Flickcast)

And now for today’s dose of Schadenfreude, watch as a parade float of Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer gets impaled through the head in front of hundreds of small, impressionable children. (Towleroad)

If you grew up in the 90s like me (Sorry!) then get ready for the biggest goddamn nostalgia trip you will see in a loooooooong while. (Unreality)

Another day, another Kevin Smith v. Airline flight. And this time, its Virgin America! Actually, I kinda liked them. Especially since they had a channel devoted entirely to The Rotten Tomoatoes Show. (BestWeekEver)

Presented without comment: The world’s first real-life Unicow! Unicow being a cow + a unicorn. ‘Nuff said. (Buzzfeed)

And now for some math goodness! Yes, math goodness. Here’s a fun little video about infinite series that makes math almost seem tolerable.

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Comments

re: Jane Lynch and Glee. So-fncking-YAWN. So-fncking-CRAP.

Posted by: litmus0001 at December 7, 2010 12:23 PM

Jane Lynch is wicked cool, but after watching Gloria smash her shoulder into the wall to put it back in the socket, then continue to play ping-pong without batting an eyelash...
that just fucking rocked my world.

And of course, Ed is going to support his co-worker.

Posted by: Rykker at December 7, 2010 12:29 PM

A Mr. Tusks reference?! I think I love that math girl.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at December 7, 2010 12:30 PM

1) That video is awesome.
2) That Screen Junkies link is incorrect. It is a link to Unreality.

Posted by: Anna von Beav at December 7, 2010 12:32 PM

Sofia Vergara's chest is a national treasure > Jane Lynch is a national treasure

Posted by: Fredo at December 7, 2010 12:33 PM

(maybe just a little)

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at December 7, 2010 12:36 PM

Emo-Spidey, that whole Venom being destroyed by the churchbells deep-metaphor-thing, too much Kirsten Dunst screentime (plus singing!), another bland love interest (two strikes for it being Bryce Dallas Howard), one too many uses of Harry Osbourne almost dying for the audience to care about him when he actually dies, THE DANCE SEGMENT, not a long enough Bruce Campbell cameo...

Double villains was just a minor reason Spiderman 3 failed. Anyways there were about 5 villains at one point or another (Sandman, Venom, alien goo, Harry, and...uh...Peter's personal demons?)

Let's not forget there were double villains in Batman Begins (Ra's al Ghul and the Scarecrow) as well as The Dark Knight (Two-Face and the Joker.) And Batman Returns had Christopher Walken along with Catwoman and the Penguin. So double villains doesn't necessarily mean a bad movie.

Also, it's Irrfan Khan as the second (lesser?) villain, who was the best thing about The Namesake and New York, I Love You, and probably the 8th best thing about Slumdog Millionaire (which is still saying something.)

Posted by: penelope at December 7, 2010 12:41 PM

I hate maths, but I just got a maths boner.

Posted by: admin at December 7, 2010 12:46 PM

a manos sequel?
A FRICKIN' MANOS SEQUEL?!?!

my life is now complete...

Posted by: theFatman at December 7, 2010 1:10 PM

I'm cool with Ed O'Neill sticking up for his co-star, and I honestly have no opinion on Jane Lynch or Glee (unless "Please don't let me ever see an instant of that show even accidentally" counts as an opinion). But when he says, "I don't think people realize how hilarious she is," it kind of reminds me of Sam Malone saying, "You know, a lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be very famous."

Posted by: Todd at December 7, 2010 1:11 PM

I wish I could draw one elephant as well as that girl can draw an infinite number of elephants.

Posted by: Robert at December 7, 2010 1:22 PM

I like Lynch, but Ed is right, that is who Lynch plays. She played that in Role Models and The 40 Year Old Virgin. But good of him to back a co-star. What he SHOULD be up in arms about is the snubbing of his ex-costar Katey Sagal after her unforgettable performance in season 2 of SoA and continued performance on the show. That is just straight out bullshittery.

Posted by: TylerDFC at December 7, 2010 1:31 PM

OK, that video WAS me in high school. Doodling everywhere and loving infinite series. Promise not to laugh? Really? OK. On long plane flights, I used to pass the time by making up series and seeing if I could solve them.

Shut up! You promised not to laugh! OK, if I tell you something else will you promise not to laugh? Really this time? Pinkie swear? All right. I have that exact Presidents of the United States ruler.

Hey! See if I ever tell you anything ever again.

Posted by: esme at December 7, 2010 1:36 PM

That math video was awesome.

A Manos sequel? Not without some MST3K voiceovers to make it bearable.

Posted by: BWeaves at December 7, 2010 1:40 PM

I love that video. Thanks Jeremy. And now I have new things to doodle.

esme - I didn't laugh. I am delighted by your nerdiness.

Posted by: tamatha at December 7, 2010 2:16 PM

"...Just be thankful they never put the magic klan hat on his head."

Gibson the Snowman
Was a racist angry soul
With a cornholed ass and a beaver fist
And a heart as dark as coal

Gibson the Snowman
Is a fanatic they say
His career he'd blow
And the Klansman know
How he ditched his wife one day

There must have been black magic
In that pointed hood they found
For when they placed it on his head
He then goosestepped all around

Gibson the Snowman
Was a prick to you and me
And the skinheads say
He could drink all day
Just the same as Charlie Sheen

Gibson the Snowman
Claimed "The Jews Run All L.A."
He said with a sneer
As he drank more beer
Just before he drove away

Down to the 'Village
With a boomstick in his grip
Running here and there all around Times Square
Yelling "Fuck Me, Sugartits!"

He felt up all the women there
Right to the traffic cop
And he never paused a moment when
He heard her holler "STOP!"

Gibson the Snowman
Hired P.R. right away.
But he flipped the bird
Screaming nasty words
He'd be back Opening Day

Zapity Zap Zap
Zapity Zap Zap
Somebody decked his halls

Zapity Zap Zap
Zapity Zap Zap
Tazered Gibson's balls

Posted by: bleujayone at December 7, 2010 2:29 PM

That video make me kinda dizzy. Fitting, because that's how Math class used to make me feel.

Posted by: figgy at December 7, 2010 2:44 PM

Also: fucking hell the Simpsons need to die already. Just...make it stop.

Posted by: figgy at December 7, 2010 2:46 PM

You sure are grumpy this week, figgs.
Takes one to know one...

Posted by: Rykker at December 7, 2010 2:52 PM

Did you see that video? Anyone who's ever liked the Simpsons should feel angry at that shit.

Posted by: figgy at December 7, 2010 3:01 PM

Nope. I haven't paid attention to anything Simpson-related, other than to lament my recent affinity with the Homer of episode 7 of Season 7, in many years.

But look at bleujay's riff on "Frosty the Snowman."
That there's happy EE quality, right there.

Posted by: Rykker at December 7, 2010 3:16 PM

test

Posted by: Jay at December 7, 2010 4:41 PM

HA! I'm back, figgy!

Posted by: Jay at December 7, 2010 4:41 PM

Noooooooooooooooooooo!

Posted by: figgy at December 7, 2010 5:30 PM

A Manos sequel.

A Manos sequel.

A Manos sequel!?

Holy shit, as if there isn't ENOUGH bad smegma-class cinema floating about. Now I'll be hearing the haunting 'Torgo' theme from the original all godsdamned night.

Posted by: The Wanderer at December 7, 2010 6:52 PM

bleujayone, that was great!

Posted by: Chickaboom at December 7, 2010 7:14 PM

Fruit Stripe gum WAS a disappointment! But that 90's flashback was hella long to read. They should've realized that no one who grew up in that decade has the attention span to get through the whole thing.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at December 7, 2010 7:53 PM

I'm not normally a size queen when it comes to the boobs of other women, but c'mon... maybe in junior high. Thems are not the major leagues, there I said it. Now put on a damn shirt, regardless.

Whatever, fire at will.

Posted by: Jo 'Mama' Besser at December 8, 2010 12:13 AM