Eff Yeah, Torgo!
No words. No words can describe the awesomeness of the poster for Rupert Munch Jr.'s upcoming Manos: The Search For Valley Lodge poster. Let's all just come together and bask in its glory, shall we? (Topless Robot)
Holy shit, a new Barbie with a built in camera can be used to shoot child pornography! Except, you know, so far there hasn't been any documented instances of that happening, so congrats on giving pedophiles everywhere that little nugget of information. (Zelda Lily)
So Ed O'Neil told TV Guide that Jane Lynch didn't deserve to win an Emmy for her "one-note character" on Glee, and instead her best supporting actress award should have gone to Sofia Vergara. Hells to the fucking naw, O'Neil; say what you will about Glee, but Jane Lynch is a NATIONAL GODDAMN TREASURE. (Popbytes)
Katy Perry appeared on a live-action-puppet segment on last Sunday's The Simpsons Christmas special, wherein she stuck Mister Burns' face in her boobs and then Moe accidentally kissed her crotch. Merry Christmas! (Screen Junkies)
Oh, and speaking of Katy Perry (she is goddamn everywhere right now, okay? Everywhere!), she and Darren Criss from Glee performed that one song she did that isn't about popsicle blowjobs for the Trevor Project fundraiser event. That may or may not be the gayest sentence I ever typed. (Evil Beet)
Ha ha, some crazy nazi guy got charged under nuisance laws for building a KKK snowman. Just be thankful they never put the magic klan hat on his head. (AngryBlackLadyChronicles)
Alright people, start loading your bomb shelters with bottled water and canned food: Kim Kardashian may be pregnant with Kanye West's baby. EVERYBODY PANIC! (Yeeeah!)
Marc Webb has added four new castmembers to the Spider-Man reboot, as well as a- Wait, a second villain? NO! Bad Marc Webb, bad! That's what tanked the Spider-Man 3! Well, that and the fact that the script waas dog-fucking awful. (The Flickcast)
And now for today's dose of Schadenfreude, watch as a parade float of Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer gets impaled through the head in front of hundreds of small, impressionable children. (Towleroad)
If you grew up in the 90s like me (Sorry!) then get ready for the biggest goddamn nostalgia trip you will see in a loooooooong while. (Unreality)
Another day, another Kevin Smith v. Airline flight. And this time, its Virgin America! Actually, I kinda liked them. Especially since they had a channel devoted entirely to The Rotten Tomoatoes Show. (BestWeekEver)
Presented without comment: The world's first real-life Unicow! Unicow being a cow + a unicorn. 'Nuff said. (Buzzfeed)
And now for some math goodness! Yes, math goodness. Here's a fun little video about infinite series that makes math almost seem tolerable.
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