December 7, 2007 | Comments ()

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | December 7, 2007 |


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Darn you, Will Arnett and Amy Poehler! Darn you for being so goddamn adorable and jealousy inducing! (WIMB)

It must take a nerd so nerdy that even the other nerds look down on him for being such a loser nerd to get a Jar Jar Binks tattoo. (Agent Bedhead)

To be fair, with a name like Jessica Sierra -- did anyone really expect her not to be a porn star? (Yeeeah!)

Ignoble? That's debatable. All I know is that I sure as hell don't want any President of mine watching "Dancing With the Stars." (ASWOBA)

Shar Jackson sparkles like only a girl whose BabyDaddy just hit up the lottery can! (WIMB)

Huh... Maybe Alba was onto something with all that blathering about how she's not sexy. (IDLYITW)

An unauthorized essay on Firefly written by Nathon Fillion --- don't spazz out. Jesus. Settle down. Settle down (Hat Tip, Todd) (Popcandy)

Looks like the writer's strike is causing a frenzy of redonkulous reality TV ideas swirling about. If there is a higher power, I pray to you that the one about regular dudes fighting Mike Tyson comes true. Puh-leeese. (Mental Floss)

Is it just me or was this the plot of an episode of "The Practice?" Ahhh, the old David E. Kelley small wiener defense! (QuizLaw)

I'm so confused and giddy right now I don't even know what to make of this, but it appears Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator is making its way onto shelves this month. It's got what plants crave, after the jump!

Pajiba Love | December 7, 2007 | Comments ()



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