MGMT Album Or Terrible Sonic Fan-Art? You Decide!
Here are the worst album covers of the year. Actually, aside from MGMT's album, some of these really aren't tha- Wait, is that comic sans? You used fucking comic sans on your album cover? What in the fuck is wrong with your brain? (Pitchfork)
Here are fifteen movies with questionable ratings from the MPAA. Well, more-so than usual anyway, considering that the MPAA is basically just a bunch of like-minded assholes who try to be the morality police for an entire nation. (A.V. Club)
I think we all knew deep down that it was only a matter of time before someone recut the trailer of Mel Gibson's The Beaver to include the now infamous phone melt-down. But honestly? I expected better. I mean, it's still kinda funny hearing a beaver puppet demand jacuzzi blowjobs, but still... (Film Drunk)
Show of hands! Who wants to hear about the Kardashian sisters putting mayonnaise on their vaginas? Absolutely no one? And you'd all rather sit on a knife than hear about it? Well too bad, consider this your gross-out link of the day. (popbytes)
Robert Downey Jr. may be taking over the role of the Vampire Lestat in a new installment of The Vampire Chronicles, so feel free to make all the "RDJ can suck whatever part of me he wants" jokes you can now, because they'll stop being funny in about three days. (Agent Bedhead)
Muppets and Burlesque shows: Two great tastes that will make you want to kill yourself if you ever taste them together. On a side note, I'd like to welcome Sexy Fraggle into the canon of shit that will haunt my nightmares. (Asylum)
And now, here's a bunch of stars from the 80's and 90's lip-synching to "Let It Be." Oh Dolph Lundgren, you're still one helluva sexy beast. (Warming Glow)
Here's a breakdown of every Top Ten Album list that will be released in the coming weeks. Nope, sorry, any list that doesn't have Janelle Monae's The ArchAndroid at #1 is automatically moot in my book. (PhoenixNewTimes)
Here are ten celebrities you really don't want to sit next to on a plane. Fuck that; I wouldn't even stand next to six of these assholes, no less board a flying metal tube with them. (The Gloss)
Scientists have tripled the number of known stars, raising the count from "A fucking lot" to "Jesus, how many goddamn stars are there? I need a drink". (Gamma Squad)
Good news, everyone! Lindsay Lohan is back! And I don't mean back in the sense that she's kicked her drug addiction and has steady work again, I mean back as in she's acting like a self-entitled bitch with no job and a hankering to shop. Yeah, that version of Lindsay. (Celebslam)
Alright, so I'm sure not all of you feel Christmas music the way I do, but this duet from Sara Bareilles and Ingrid Michaelson is absolutely beautiful, and the music video is adorable as hell, so suck it haters.
Jeremy Feist is Pajiba's resident link slave and gay adult entertainer. He is currently high on Christmas spirit, so shut up. You can send him links here if you're so inclined.
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