December 6, 2007 | Comments ()

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | December 6, 2007 |


Bonus! Zebra dude’s soliloquy about how he feels about punk rock.

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Gladiator fever grows with this bad motherfucking testosterone pumping promo! (TVFallsInTheWoods)

The Female Body Proportion Guide, updated for the 21st century. (Gallery of the Absurd)

Keira Knightley not only still looks like a corpse, but now a female-impersonating corpse. (WIMB)

I don't know if I'm more astounded at the fact that an animal called the "blobfish" exists in the first place or that it really does look like "Ziggy." (ASWOBA)

Nicolas Cage's son looks like he's overcompensating for one too many "swirlies" Freshman year of high school. (DListed)

It's not often that we hear about a good "grifting" story -- and just in time for the holidays, no less! (Galley Slaves)

Mickey Mouse got subpoenaed in court -- and surprisingly it had nothing to do with Donald Duck's "road rage," either. Oh screw you, I'm allowed to make dumb jokes if I want. (QuizLaw)

Will Madonna ever be too old for this name changing bullshit? (Celebitchy)

Contrary to popular belief, The Golden Compass is not actually evoking global controversy. (Slowly Going Bald)

After mentioning my favorite short documentary ever yesterday, I feel the need to post a teaser for it -- in case anyone out there has managed to live this long without experiencing Heavy Metal Parking Lot. Priest rules, after the jump.

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