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By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | December 5, 2008 |


OH MY GOD. The Duggars have done it again. TLC will be filming the birth of their 18th, count it, eighteenth child to be aired on live television. Residuals will likely be used to finance babies nineteen through twenty-two. (DListed)

Scarlett Johansson loves herself some J. Crew. (WIMB)

Oh, fuck off Gwyneth Paltrow. You can take your snooty little “helpful” holiday gift suggestions and cram them up your tight ass. (Celebitchy)

Canadian politics are totally the new American politics. (QuizLaw)

Here is an An Open Letter To Hayden Panettiere From The Internet. The internet says that Ms. Panettiere is long overdue for a sex tape. Really? (atom)

Rob Corddry talks about his new web series “Childrens’ Hospital.” (CollegeHumor)

The Onion has started featuring stories in which President Bush gets horribly injured and disfigured. I don’t know that “genius” is actually a strong enough word. (Deus Ex Malcontent)

Keri Russel gets all sexy with it in Details magazine. Dustin will be in his bunk. (EvilBeet)

I’m a big, fat curmudgeon who hates Christmas music with a firey passion — but here is, apparently, Christmas music which won’t make you sick and kill you. Hmm… I’m still skeptical. (Marra Alane)

And now, a quick interjection from Beavis: “Dung Beetle. Hehehe Heheheh Heheheheh.” (Animal Review)

This is an awesome idea. Finally your favorite wines and cheeses can find a match made in heaven. (CheeseCupid)

This totally made me laugh, as someone who also recently changed their relationship status on facebook. But at least I was lucky in that my ex wasn’t actually on facebook. (PA Notes)

It was the deprivation of icing and sprinkles which drove her to a life of crime. (CakeWrecks)

I’ve always had a prejudice against Chow Chow dogs, thanks to one time when I was five and my dog was viciously attacked by one in front of my face. But I dunno… This might just be enough to make me come around. (CuteOverload)

I haven’t done a Pajiba Love Friday Feature in awhile, so here is a documentary about sex called Ageless Sex. It’s kind of like pornography, only without the residual guilt and probably more boring:

Plus! I had to add this, too, because I almost choked on baby carrot when I watched it. Thanks to Rich at FourFour!

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