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As fucking gross and nutritionally devoid as they were — how can you not feel a twinge of nostalgia for school lunches? Mmm… tater-tots with a side of mayo. (cityrag)

Anyone care to indulge with me in a little David Duchovny and Michael C. Hall sammich? (WIMB)

YES! Fat Camp is back! And Rich wrote a recap about it! Life is good. (FourFour)

Bless Agent Bedhead’s heart for being every bit as fascinated by the McConaughey as I am. (Agent Bedhead)

Tina Fey is in Playboy this month! For an interview, pervs. (TVFallsInTheWoods)

With all the technology we have available today, I say it’s stupid not for science to give us breath freshener that looks like drugs. (QuizLaw)

Zac Efron wears makeup. You know, like a girl does. In other news, I’m having a sandwich for lunch today. (IDLYITW)

If Scarlett Johansson is getting sue-happy, I would just like to say right now that the thing about the marbles was all Dustin. (Yeeeah!)

Uhhh, who invited Megan Fox to Heavy Metal Parking Lot? Gag me with a spoon, already. (Popoholic)

Little Knutey-toot the bear turns one year old today. Because you thought you’d never have to hear it again — let’s celebrate by watching his music video, after the jump.


Pajiba Love | December 5, 2007 | Comments (23)


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Comments

You leave Megan alone. She never did anything to you.

Or did she...

Posted by: SR at December 5, 2007 3:58 PM

God this is really pathetic, but I'm so old they didn't even have chicken nuggets in school lunches when I was that age. Those were a product of the mid-eighties, and by then I was well on my way to junior high and the increased food choices available there. I was more the wiener-wrap generation. Or do they still have those?

Posted by: katy at December 5, 2007 4:18 PM

Cityrag totes missed the rectangular pizza with 3/4s of it burnt and the teensie cubes of "pepperoni". Also, I'm not sure I saw the Salisbury Steak- did I just miss it?

Posted by: that bees chick at December 5, 2007 4:18 PM

[i]Tina Fey is in Playboy this month![/i]

YAY!!!

[i]For an interview, pervs.[/i]

BOO.

(You tease.)

Posted by: David at December 5, 2007 4:25 PM

I had never even heard of Knut before. I'm in tears over the immense cuteness. Right now, it's my favorite film of the year. Suck it, Juno.

Posted by: Robert at December 5, 2007 4:36 PM

Although my school lunches were never as bad as the ones shown, (particularly w/ that nasty fruit cocktail) I still didn't eat them. One of my teachers used to take uneaten food from the garbage can and put it back in the serving area. She felt that kids wasted food too easily.
But I did love those little half pints of chocolate milk. Give me one of those and a Lunchable and I was happy.

Posted by: Brie at December 5, 2007 4:47 PM

Wow, that's the least stripperish I've ever seen Megan Fox. Good for her.

Although, in general, I will never understand the skinny jeans phenomenon. Maybe because I prefer not to peel my clothes off like a banana?

Also, I have no desire to see people's thongs and asscracks, thus it's only fair that I reciprocate accordingly.

Posted by: Daphne at December 5, 2007 5:10 PM

That Knut video and it's ilk are the reason why my roommate asked me why the Planet Earth film crew didn't let the hungry polar bear into their cabin. Knut, the little ice bear, is blindingly adorable.

Ah, school lunches. The reason why I hovered around 100lbs for most of middle and high school. Good times.

Posted by: Rusty at December 5, 2007 5:15 PM

Damn, Litely. There's something about that Knut video that makes me want to torch a German flag and club a baby seal to death. In fact, I think I will.

Posted by: Great Mango at December 5, 2007 5:17 PM

Sooo...am I the only one that will admit that I watched the first Fat Camp on Mtv?? I hate Mtv, but I saw the name of the show was Fat Camp and had to see who would agree to appear in something with such a delightfully non-PC title. I wasn't surpised.

As far as school lunches go, did anyone else have a tossed salad that consisted of the wettest lettuce ever, tiny slivers of carrot, and nothing else? Anyone else have a pseudo-chocolate shake concoction called a Moo Malt?

Perhaps I've revealed too much in this particular comment...

Posted by: Dangle McGee at December 5, 2007 6:26 PM

Aaaaah, the wonders of the mysterious "Salisbury Steak" looking suspiciously like a flattened "beef" patty slathered with alleged gravy. Just the mere memory makes me reach for the Pepto Bismol.

Good times...

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 5, 2007 6:39 PM

I don't know if it's a Canadian thing or just something that's unique to my city, but we never had school lunches. We had milk, and that's it. The rest you had to bring from home.

Posted by: roses at December 5, 2007 6:47 PM

roses, I'm Canadian and it was the same for me, except that I always went home for lunch in elementary school.

Posted by: prairielily at December 5, 2007 7:19 PM

Uhhh, who invited Megan Fox to Heavy Metal Parking Lot?

Always felt the rule should be - you want to wear a band t-shirt, you need to own one of their albums. Album specific shirts require owning that album. Not so insistent about tour t-shirts, since there is no way to buy a new t-shirt of the tour and attend the tour if it happened in the 80's. The again, maybe she does SHOUT, SHOUT, SHOUT AT THE DEVIL

Posted by: Brian at December 5, 2007 8:57 PM

Re: Knut,

Is it possible to overdose on cute? I think I need to go to the hospital.

Posted by: the_Wakeful at December 5, 2007 9:20 PM

Stop encouraging this Knut sickness! It is all part of the bear propaganda machine! Has Colbert taught you people nothing? They want us to think they are so cute and cuddly, but they are soulless killing machines!

*watches video*

OH HE IS SO CUTE LOOK AT HIM AND THOSE TINY LITTLE EYES OF INFINITE BLACKNESS AND STOP IT JUST STOP IT BEFORE HE RIPS MY THROAT OUT!!! TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF NOW!!!!

Posted by: Vermillion at December 6, 2007 12:12 AM

Awwwww little Knut. Such fond memories of the sweet wee bear that would literally kill you and gorge itself on your innards now that it's grown.

Posted by: NotBlonde at December 6, 2007 2:14 AM

I blame Pajiba and its thinly veiled bear agenda with the most recent increase in bear attacks.

NO MORE BEAR ATTACKS!

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 6, 2007 4:46 AM

Did anyone get the Heavy Metal Parking Lot reference? Hmmm... I may have to do something about that.

Posted by: Stacey at December 6, 2007 9:03 AM

Christ, that little fuckin' bear is cute.

Did you know that polar bears are one of the few land animals that will actively seek to kill and eat humans?

Still cute though.

School lunches were atrocious. You Canadians aren't missing anything.

Posted by: TK at December 6, 2007 10:19 AM

Did anyone have the PB&J program at thier school? We had this program for kids who hadn't packed a lunch or ordered hot lunch (i.e., for kids with shitty parents). The school gave you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Nothing else. And the sandwich was the saddest thing ever - white puff bread, and as little peanut butter and jelly as they could manage to use while still covering most of the bread. Basically, you got this crap sandwich instead of a real lunch and everyone made fun of you. This happened to me once - I forgot my lunch on the bus - and it was one of the worst days of my life.

Posted by: Kristin at December 6, 2007 10:45 AM

Did anyone get the Heavy Metal Parking Lot reference? Hmmm... I may have to do something about that.

I assumed you were referncing the movie. Did you mean something else?

Posted by: Brian at December 6, 2007 11:27 AM

Kristin - we had a free lunch program. The kids didn't get anything different from the other kids, but I do think they had to show a card so, unless they did it on the sly, other kids could conceivably know who got free lunch.

As I get older (and now that I have a child), I get more and more upset about this kind of thing. How sad is it that parents could be poor/fucked-up enough to send their kids out the door without a lunch, day after day?

Posted by: Samantha T at December 6, 2007 12:10 PM