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You people never cease to amaze me. Frosty was unbelievably hilarious. I'm runnin' out of euphemisms here folks.

That's it, I'm changing my name to: "The Situation"

/FISTPUMPS!

The Indian's idea is way cool BUT the U.S bashing in that link saying that people are just interested in Palin and talking about god instead of coming out with good ideas is way out of order.

The U.S is still the country which comes up with most innovations and technologies. More patents are registered in the U.S than in any other country or region of the world every year. Interacting the real world with the virtual one is something which U.S army has been working on for a couple of years now (big innovations almost always start thanks to military needs; think aeroplanes, internet etc).

The U.S can be criticised for many things but not this one. Just wanted to put the record straight on that.

Good Lord, I need to start watching the Jersey Shore show. It's so ridiculously sad and over the top that I absolutely HAVE to be there for the inevitable over-tanned, caked-on makeup, weird muscled meltdown. Oh, trash TV! You never fail me...

I think I liked the Charlie Brown cartoon images outside Bella's window the most on that LOL Cat New Moon thingy.

*pout*

Oooooookay...Dear everyone who hates the ads:

Yes, I know they're annoying. Some are stupid, some are prime fodder for mock and/or scorn, and some are just irritating. But stop complaining! Do you think cynical mockery and scathing bitchery most awesome just grows on trees? Do you think some sort of giving tree, only instead of apples and branches it gives seriously random lists and gratuitous shots of Ryan Reynolds' cum-gutters? NO! Pajiba needs these ads to keep giving you the Haterade to which we have all become so accustomed! So instead of complaining, keep the blood flowing by going all clickey on the ads! GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!

...Sorry about that. I've been working on casting for an upcoming shoot and so far the guys I've asked to send me possible candidates has been about as useful as a herpes sore and I'm currently five seconds away from doing the Disappearing Pencil trick on myself and...*Head-Desk* Just ignore me.

cum-gutters are the abs right? Because honestly I thought about body parts for awhile trying to think about the right part, then I was kind of annoyed with myself for thinking about it too much, then I was questioning why exactly I ws thinking so much about it, then I looked at the pile of work I had to do and realized procrastination was an art-anyone out there in Pajibaland know Revit? Want to learn?

"Marilyn either eats snatch like it's pie, or he cums pie. OR BOTH!"

HAHAHA! (Considers dating Marilyn Manson. Nope, still not worth it.)

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at December 4, 2009 2:01 PM

I have pie...

"And four episodes back-to-back of the lachrymose Battlestar Galactica will convince you that the show should have been re-titled Crybabies in Space."

Okay, that I would agree with. But the rest of that Slate article was obviously written by a madman. If it weren't for TV-on-DVD I would never have seen "The Wire," and I don't think I could handle such a reality.

Mmmm. Pie.

I got your 'situation' right here!
Guidoslim.

What a bunch of asshats. They know they are all living cartoon characters, right? Right? Anybody remember 'Growing up Gotti?' Jersywhores 1.0.

God stop whining over the supposed "US bashing" on that page. What was written about the US's embracing of Palin and stupid religious arguments and invading other countries and such are facts, and very embarassing ones at that. Choosing not to acknowledge it only allows that kind of BS to proliferate further. Yeah, you know those thousands of patents? Those include things like the snuggie, the pet rock, fake poop, vibrating body jewelry, a toy that tells you when someone in your bathroom is taking a shit and on and on. Just sayin, the number of patents registered in this country is not necessarily an argument for our intelligence. It's quality, not quantity.

"cum gutters"

*snort*

I'm kind of disappointed that it's going to be a while before I can casually slip that one into conversation. Don't see too many abs round these parts.

"cum gutters"

That made me laugh and stop crying over that fucking Futurama episode and all the shit that has happened this week with my job.

Man, I'm just a bundle of fucking fun here. Anyone want some misery? I'll share.

Stardust - I have my own misery which includes the dubious task of trying to give my cat a pill twice a day (I'm 3 for 4 so far)and apparently working for Michael Scott. The grandmother of his secretary died two days ago and not only did he tell her to order the flowers for the funeral home or in his words "send the usual" but then suggested that her family change the viewing time - because he had Christmas parties he had to attend tonight!!

Maybe it would help if we drown our misery in some of Guidoslim's pie!

My husband named our wifi network Raspootin because I called him that when he blew one while setting up the network. Our neighbors probably don't know what to make of us.

Also, who will be surprised when Miley goes on a Spears/Lohan-esque downward spiral of snatch-shots, ill-advised relationships, and hilarious fucked-out-of-her-mind escapades that end with her in a crazy ward? Anyone?

GuidoSlim...I'm sorry I'm still laughing.

And as much as I love watching trashy, trainwreck TV, I gotta pass on Jersey Shore. I don't have the money to buy a new TV after I put my foot in the current one as I try to get those wastes of air to shut the hell up.

It doesn't matter how big the boobs or ripped the abs. These people lack elegance.

Our wifi network name is "lo porto," which is Italian for "the port." Because we are just that pretentious.

So those Jersey guys are basically Douchebag Subject Zero, no?...when the show's run is over they need to be flown to Zurich or somewhere and studied.

"Jersey Shore" reminded me so strongly of my relatives that I watched all two hours. It like was like Thanksgiving, but with commercial breaks and the ability to leave whenever I wanted!

My Wi-Fi network: "Kazaam".

Because we have a full-sized poster for it in our living room.

Miley just turned 17?

Huh.

*looks it up, marks Nov. 23, 2010, on calendar with Gold Vagooter sticker, begins crossing off the days, whistling "Thank Heaven for Little Girls"*

My roommate and I didn't name our Wifi network anything special, but when we had a friend of ours who's really good with computers make our network secure, we decided to have some fun with the password. Both my roommate and I are gay, as are most of our friends, and this friend in particular was, and still is, SEVERELY closeted so when this friend asked what we wanted our password to be, I told him to make it "*friendsname*likesboys" and he TOTALLY did. We still laugh about it whenever we have to tell people the password to our network

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