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What a shocker — Pegleg the Gold Digging Whore has a porney past! Warning, photos may be not safe for those who are pregnant, nursing, or those with a history of heart disease. (IDLYITW)

Fred Phelps and his good-time gang of gay-hating lunatics at the Westboro Baptist Church are back, and more offensive than fucking ever. (QuizLaw)

Hmm… This explains a lot about Nicole Kidman, actually. (WIMB)

Forget what I said yesterday — the good folks over at The Impulsive Buy are back to poisoning themselves with crap for our entertainment. (The Impulsive Buy)

Sweeney Todd might be the first movie ever to be called out for poor breast continuity. (The Blemish)

Dear Al Sharpton… (Deus Ex Malcontent)

Who doesn’t love crazy celebrity demand stories? But for the life of me, I can’t figure out why even David Hasselhoff would want a life-size cut-out of David Hasselhoff. (Celebitchy)

AlabamaPink gives us some tips on how to enjoy the holiday season by eliminating the consumerism clusterfuck. (Whoa, Camel!)

Americana food birthplaces wouldn’t be complete without at least two entries served on a stick. (MentalFloss)

Who’s the best cop ever? Why you are! Oh yes you are! Check it — after the jump.

Pajiba Love | December 4, 2007 | Comments (20)


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The "God Hates the World" video would be funny were it not true.

With that said, if these people hate everybody, here's to their not voting in '08.

Posted by: Samantha T at December 4, 2007 3:39 PM

Next time "sir" Paul should just straight up marry a hooker off the street.

And for the record I'm not a fan of that asshole.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 4, 2007 3:54 PM

In the David Hasselhoff link, Barbra Streisand apparently wants rose petals strewn in her toilet.

I'd think I was bleeding chunks and have a heart attack every time I flushed. I remember once, my sister bought toilet paper with red roses on it, because she thought it was pretty. But every time we wiped, we each thought we'd just gotten our period. She never bought it again.

Posted by: BWeaves at December 4, 2007 3:59 PM

"But every time we wiped, we each thought we'd just gotten our period. She never bought it again...."


Oooooooh...kay I'm just gonna go ahead, and file that under TMI and continue on as if nothing has happened...:)

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 4, 2007 4:04 PM

BWeaves: After reading your comment,I just died a little.

There is no hole deep enough for me to throw Fred Phelps into.

Posted by: TK at December 4, 2007 4:07 PM

"It's melons to tangerines" ha ha. I think Helena Bonham Carter is a genius.

Posted by: Agent Scully at December 4, 2007 4:09 PM

I'm making my Christmas gifts for the 3rd year in a row. I still have to buy the raw materials, of course. And there's some blatant cheating--I'm giving Moleskines with covers I'm decorating myself to a lot of people. But still, I like to think it's making a tiny dent in the consumerist clusterfuck. I wouldn't feel comfortable giving NOTHING, I actually enjoy giving people gifts.

Posted by: louveciennes at December 4, 2007 4:47 PM

You can always tell a guy. They're the ones that stick their fingers in their ears and say, "lalalalalala" everytime the word "period" is mentioned. It works great at work when I want to get rid of my boss. "Can you take that call, I just got my period and . . ." He never hears the rest of the sentence.

Posted by: BWeaves at December 4, 2007 5:08 PM

Big deal. Your vagina's bleeding.
But can it do splits across the floor like Mel B?

Posted by: insertclevernamehere at December 4, 2007 5:33 PM

"God Hates The World" has to be a spoof; Fred Phelps is a douchebag but I seriously doubt they'd contradict the Bible that blatantly. Did anyone else notice the guy waving a Canadian flag in the background? I also love the 'get rid of your man-boobs' ad at the bottom of the HBC link.

Posted by: Kris at December 4, 2007 5:43 PM

Big deal. Your vagina's bleeding.
But can it do splits across the floor like Mel B?

Posted by: insertclevernamehere at December 4, 2007 5:33 PM

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Yeah, and it has to be across THE WHOLE floor.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 4, 2007 6:05 PM

"Big deal. Your vagina's bleeding.
But can it do splits across the floor like Mel B?"
BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Posted by: Dangle McGee at December 4, 2007 6:07 PM

Damn. Now I've got "We Are the World" stuck in my head.

Posted by: rlr260 at December 4, 2007 6:18 PM

When the whole McCartney divorce happened, I felt rather sorry for Heather Mills. People treat Paul like he's a goddamn saint, and Stella McCartney seemed to shit on Mills every chance she got. But now.....I'm over it. You don't get to sport crotchless outfits and be filled with righteous indignation.

Posted by: Finn at December 4, 2007 7:54 PM

I have realized that for all Phelps and Co.'s hate and spite they never actually do anything but spew bullshit and idiocy. So I can't be angry about their ignorant views as much as I want to be. But that end with the little kid being made to sing that song...well it takes a better person than me not to wish that every adult in that clan of theirs is killed horribly in an avalanche.

Posted by: Andrew831 at December 4, 2007 8:17 PM

Who's Mel B, and why do I care if she drops her banana splits all over the floor?

Posted by: BWeaves at December 4, 2007 11:37 PM

I wish it were a spoof, Kris, but I'm afraid not. You can see Shirley Phelps-Roper featured prominently in the video.
Besides, the Westboro Baptist Church exists almost exclusively to contradict the Bible.
I'm still trying to figure out the upside-down Canadian flag.

Posted by: Lannie at December 5, 2007 11:41 AM

I am not clicking on the Fred Phelps link cause I really don't need that much rage this early in the day... I lol'ed at the video with the dog though! Even if it just reminded me that as a cat owner I am really just the favourite member of her food dispensing staff as opposed to anything approaching super cool

Posted by: Zanna at December 5, 2007 11:53 AM

I have to note Vermillion's quote from the crazy Christian story:

10 bucks one of those kids ends up being a massive bathroom toe-tapper in a few more years.

What a fantastic new euphemism for our times! I hope that one catches on.

Posted by: katy at December 5, 2007 12:31 PM

If there is such a thing as special places in hell reserved for that dicknail Phelps and his dicknail followers, may it be filled with super-sized helpings of weeping and gnashing of teeth.

Curiously, I have heard nothing about any of the major Baptist conventions denouncing Phelps for conducting his mockery of a church under the Baptist moniker.

Huh.

Posted by: Alabamapink at December 5, 2007 12:57 PM