December 3, 2008 | Comments ()

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | December 3, 2008 |


Eff you, Brad Pitt. You will never, ever, ever bring mustaches back in style, you big stupid fat jerk. You hear me Pitt?! NEVERRRRRR! (WIMB)

And because we’re never, ever, ever above shameless self-promotions here at Pajiba and our sister sites, vote for QuizLaw as the quirkiest blawg on the internet! (QuizLaw)

This is the best time-waster I’ve seen in awhile: The 40 Greatest Lost Icons in Pop Culture History. (nerve)

With all these words and phrases like “recession” and “economic crisis” and “standing in line for toilet paper” being thrown around all willy-nilly, here is a Canuck who can finally make sense of things. Thanks, admin! (Cracked)

Courtney Love says that she paved the way for Britney to be an insane trainwreck. Oh, shut the fuck up you dumb, retarded crackcunt. Oh yeah, I did just totally go there. And I believe it was warranted. (Celebslam)

Pretty much the only person I can imagine carrying something like this around would be Dwight Schrute. Thanks, Brian! (Hammacher)

Ok, ok! Holidays, I reluctantly give into you. I am already broken down like a Guantanamo captive after a three-day waterboarding session. But mostly I just wanted to say “Go ELF yourself!” Wheeeee! (ElfYourself)

Whatever. Jessica Alba may look pretty damn good for having recently given birth, but these photos are photoshopped to shit. Nyah nyah! (The Blemish)

Hahahaha. That totally annoying kid from “Project Runway” has been downgraded to designing generic but affordable footwear at Payless Shoe Source. (Celebitchy)

A guy eats nothing but organic for three years. Was it worth it? Well now he pees the color of Mountain Dew, if that answers your question. (Awesome!) (NY Times)

Anyone want to take a shot at how Kanye West responded to Steven Colbert’s “Operation Humble Kanye West?” If you said, “in a completely predictable fashion,” then, right on! (CC Insider)

Has Barack Obama fallen victim to pop culture icon rather than respected politician? While you ponder that question for a moment, I’m off to get me some Obamajohnnies. (BowlOfStupid)

Here’s a cool blog that critiques book cover design, for book and design enthusiasts alike. H/T, ASWOBA! (CausticCoverCritic)

OMG! The Godtopus totally needs a girlfriend like this! (CuteOverload)

How did this film go unnoticed by Pajiba? Actually, it didn’t go unnoticed, because Phillip sent me this link. Right before he ran right the hell out to buy the DVD, I’m sure! (DreadCentral)

WHAT. THE. FUCK. (CakeWrecks)

Let this be a lesson for all the little girls wishing for Zac Efron or one of the Jonas Turds this Christmas. Yeah, I don’t think Michael Jackson does that, either:

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