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I Would Not Even Let Brad Pitt Give Me A Mustache Ride

Pajiba Love / Stacey Nosek

Pajiba Love | December 3, 2008 | Comments (23)

Eff you, Brad Pitt. You will never, ever, ever bring mustaches back in style, you big stupid fat jerk. You hear me Pitt?! NEVERRRRRR! (WIMB)

And because we’re never, ever, ever above shameless self-promotions here at Pajiba and our sister sites, vote for QuizLaw as the quirkiest blawg on the internet! (QuizLaw)

This is the best time-waster I’ve seen in awhile: The 40 Greatest Lost Icons in Pop Culture History. (nerve)

With all these words and phrases like “recession” and “economic crisis” and “standing in line for toilet paper” being thrown around all willy-nilly, here is a Canuck who can finally make sense of things. Thanks, admin! (Cracked)

Courtney Love says that she paved the way for Britney to be an insane trainwreck. Oh, shut the fuck up you dumb, retarded crackcunt. Oh yeah, I did just totally go there. And I believe it was warranted. (Celebslam)

Pretty much the only person I can imagine carrying something like this around would be Dwight Schrute. Thanks, Brian! (Hammacher)

Ok, ok! Holidays, I reluctantly give into you. I am already broken down like a Guantanamo captive after a three-day waterboarding session. But mostly I just wanted to say “Go ELF yourself!” Wheeeee! (ElfYourself)

Whatever. Jessica Alba may look pretty damn good for having recently given birth, but these photos are photoshopped to shit. Nyah nyah! (The Blemish)

Hahahaha. That totally annoying kid from “Project Runway” has been downgraded to designing generic but affordable footwear at Payless Shoe Source. (Celebitchy)

A guy eats nothing but organic for three years. Was it worth it? Well now he pees the color of Mountain Dew, if that answers your question. (Awesome!) (NY Times)

Anyone want to take a shot at how Kanye West responded to Steven Colbert’s “Operation Humble Kanye West?” If you said, “in a completely predictable fashion,” then, right on! (CC Insider)

Has Barack Obama fallen victim to pop culture icon rather than respected politician? While you ponder that question for a moment, I’m off to get me some Obamajohnnies. (BowlOfStupid)

Here’s a cool blog that critiques book cover design, for book and design enthusiasts alike. H/T, ASWOBA! (CausticCoverCritic)

OMG! The Godtopus totally needs a girlfriend like this! (CuteOverload)

How did this film go unnoticed by Pajiba? Actually, it didn’t go unnoticed, because Phillip sent me this link. Right before he ran right the hell out to buy the DVD, I’m sure! (DreadCentral)

WHAT. THE. FUCK. (CakeWrecks)

Let this be a lesson for all the little girls wishing for Zac Efron or one of the Jonas Turds this Christmas. Yeah, I don’t think Michael Jackson does that, either:

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Comments

mmmmmmm...Slim's 'stache is growing thick and sleazy.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 3, 2008 12:35 PM

Okay, the foetus cookie cutter is awesome, and I want one. I want one now.

Posted by: dsbs at December 3, 2008 12:36 PM

With the mustache and the furrowed brow, Pitt is starting to look like a middle aged Orson Welles.

Posted by: BWeaves at December 3, 2008 12:36 PM

Okay, the foetus cookie cutter is awesome, and I want one. I want one now.

It's George W. Bush's alternative to stem cell research.

Posted by: admin at December 3, 2008 12:40 PM

Who doesn't know who Stephen Colbert is? I mean...come.on.

Posted by: becks at December 3, 2008 12:41 PM

Cutest octopus(sy) ever.

I never in one million years thought I would say this: Brad Pitt looks gross. Ugh. There are occasional, and I mean few and far between, mustaches that are acceptable. This is not one of those mustaches. (BSlim's, on the other hand... rowr.)

Didn't Courtney Love die from an OD yet? No? Well, it's only a matter of time before her pie-hole is permanently sealed, I suppose.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at December 3, 2008 12:47 PM


I SO want that pocket knife.

Posted by: Drake at December 3, 2008 12:55 PM

I personally love facial hair, but Brad Pitt looks ridiculous with that thing on his face. Like he's trying to channel Robert Redford, but really looks like a transvestite.

Didn't Kanye do some rivalry like that w/ 50 Cent or Jay-Z or somebody; the whole "my album has to be #1 or I'm leaving the country" or some shit like that?

And don't forget Becks, he's not just Stephen Colbert, he's my high school fantasy crush Chuck Noblet. Oh, that sweater vest.

Posted by: Brie at December 3, 2008 1:04 PM

Yeah, It's gross, but I thought the tiny octopus looked like it would taste like a strawberry gummi something or other. It has that powder-dusting whatchamafrig that makes it look like something edible. I wanna eat it. Now. Right now.

There's no crunch, right? Just the pop of the ink sack, creating a flavor explosion like no other? Mmm. I want a whole bag of them, with one of those fancy toothpicks with the frilly cellophane on the ends...

Posted by: Skitz at December 3, 2008 1:04 PM

I reread that and threw up in my garbage receptacle. HAHAHAHA! Wednesday is pukey! WHEE!

Posted by: Skitz at December 3, 2008 1:07 PM

There ain't nothing wrong with a guy wearing a 'stache as long as he wears it well.

Skitz you may wanna get that checked out... But little miss octopus is pretty yummy looking. I bet she would taste like a little puff pastry filled with strawberries and creme.

Ew, now I'm going to vomit.

Posted by: Kayanne at December 3, 2008 1:10 PM

Seriously, Skitz... it's lunchtime, dude! I just completely gagged on my peanut butter sandwich. Yurgh.

Now to my container of delicious chocolate pudding, which is suddenly a lot less appealing....

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at December 3, 2008 1:19 PM

i got totally sucked into that top 40 cultural icons link on nerve.com. i almost missed a meeting at work!

i got so excited to see toby radloff on the list, i actually jumped up from my desk to tell someone (anyone) "hey, i met him! he's really sweet!"

yeah, this is not good work behavior. is pajiba hiring?

Posted by: glittergirl at December 3, 2008 1:47 PM

But Drake, I don't think it functions as a pocketknife any more. I kept looking at that thing trying to figure out how it works. It must fold up somehow (and I don't mean the knives/screwdrivers, etc.--they clearly fold into their slots), but damn if I could figure out how. It can't possibly be spread out like that all the time, or the various implements would be useless. It's boggling my brain.

Posted by: tamatha at December 3, 2008 2:09 PM


Apparently it weighs 2.3 lb. also. I need bigger pockets!

Posted by: Drake at December 3, 2008 2:16 PM

Brad looks like sexy Hitler.

Posted by: ms shai at December 3, 2008 2:20 PM

HaHa!

ms shai I don't know who you are, but I like the cut of your jib, which happens to be hilarious.

Posted by: Kayanne at December 3, 2008 3:04 PM

I'd say toss that lil' pink octopus into some batter and deep fry her! Make a stir fry! Add sugar snap peas and some other veggies and there's your holiday meal. Grandma will be thrilled!

Now I'm ready for lunch.

Posted by: Becky Tri-Tip Goddess at December 3, 2008 3:34 PM

I saw a link to a pic of Colbert apparently posing with Kanye a while ago - is it just me, or does Colbert sometimes resemble Bob Saget?

Kanye West is a whiny bitch! Really, Colbert, that's just low-hanging fruit.

Posted by: lordhelmet at December 3, 2008 3:51 PM

Man, the more Brad Pitt ages, the more he looks like Robert Redford. Bastards can age well..

Posted by: Kevin Longrie at December 3, 2008 4:37 PM

RE: Baby Jessica all grow'd up

Did... did the well do that? I mean, to her face?


And, Becky - I will toss the hell outta some little pink octopus.

Posted by: firedmyass at December 3, 2008 5:20 PM

Okay, not to cross-promote or anything, but in furtherance of my point that Obama-mania has jumped the shark -- did Dustin put the banner ads for 'Obama T-Shirts' up here BEFORE or AFTER the 'Obama condoms' thing came out?

Posted by: A Bowl of Stupd at December 3, 2008 6:10 PM

The mustache: Is it too obvious to have been mo-vember ? http://www.movember.com/

Alba is so pretty.

Posted by: Lydia at December 3, 2008 6:21 PM



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