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Good news, everyone! A Christmas Story is going to be adapted into a musical! Apparently, the musical is going to stay so true to the original, that when it finishes its run, the kid who gets his tongue stuck to the pole will go on to star in porn. Seriously, Google it. (The Flickcast)
In an as-yet-unaired Comedy Central Roast of Quentin Tarantino, he and Uma Thurman drank wine out of her shoe. Then she affectionately said some not so nice things. (FilmDrunk)
Alright, so at first Star Magazine reported that Britney Spears was physically abused by her ex-boyfriend and RadarOnline said they had a recording. Guess how real those were? Long story short, they lied about domestic abuse to sell magazines, and now Britney's management is suing the crap out of them. HA. (popbytes)
A high school teacher in Wisconsin is being lauded for remaining calm during a hostage situation, and her actions are credited for keeping all of the hostages safe and alive. Seriously, high school teachers are pretty badass. Except for Mr. Donovan. He knows what he did. (Zelda Lily)
Here's an interview with Community's Danny Pudi, who plays the role of Abed, about the upcoming stop-motion episode. (Screen Junkies)
Hey Angry Bird fans, here's Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw reviewing iPhone games including your precious, precious time waster. And oddly enough, he actually likes them all. Who knew? (Zero Punctuation)
Derek Anderson laughs at funerals, snuff films and circumcisions. (Ugly Fours)
So just in case you were all wondering, Chelsea Handler is sleeping with 50 Cent after all, and looks pretty decent in a bikini. Although according to her, not as good as Jennifer Aniston. (Evil Beet)
Remember that campaign where a bunch of celebrities killed their social networking lives and would only resurrect them once $1 Million was donated to the Keep A Child Alive campaign? Well, as it turns out, people really don't want Kim Kardashian back on Twitter. (Towleroad)
Here are right must see Christmas movies. I'm warning you guys right now: I get HEAVY into the Christmas spirit, so if I see a link that's even vaguely holiday related, I'm jumping on it. You've all been warned. (Unreality)
Okay, this is actually pretty cool: Here are a bunch of minimalist representations of Muppets. (Eric Slager)
Look, I love Angelina Jolie and all but... yeesh. Eventually, someone's gonna have to sit her down and pretty much just force-feed her McDonald's until she gains a couple pounds. (Yeeeah!)
For Christmas this year, give the one you love The Unbearable Lightness of Bieber T-Shirt, which can be worn either earnestly or ironically. (Miss Wit)
Here are six video game heroes rendered useless by their sidekicks. Seriously, why the hell was Tails always considered the sidekick? He could do everything Sonic could, AND he could fly. Fuck Sonic. (Cracked)
Here it is, your moment of zen: A dog who's so used to there being a glass door that he can't make himself walk over the threshold when there's no more glass door.
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