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I hope she puts on some clothes for the wedding.

Mmmm, I hope she doesn't.

No E! NO E!! Dammit, how many times must i tell you!?

Can't we all agree that she's cool enough that she deserves an E? -- DR

Looks like an improvement on the other costume, Snath.

Here are the ten creepiest pictures of Brett Ratner. Noticeably absent: The one where he's fucking a big pile of money.

Silly Dustin, everyone knows that the big pile of money does the fucking, not vice-versa.

Not being in shop class or driver's ed and seeing that insurance accident video, makes it all a lot more bearable, but they still had me cringing and closing my eyes.

For pure hilarity, my favorite was the car that burst into flames before it hit the other car.

Melissa, sadly, I think it's not actually Orlando Bloom you're in love with. It's the long platinum blond wig. I get the same vagiboner for Lucius Malfoy. Blonds really do have more fun. (Bloom with his real dark hair is a real let down.)

I'm going to make an X-Men movie one day that opens with Colossus beating up Nazis and singing the Russian National Anthem, followed by the jet blasting Freebird over external speakers while towing a cage full of beat up Nazis. You will see it and say, "Hey, didn't I read about this somewhere?"

You owe me a dollar.

Anna Von B: What's the deal with the E? I don't get it.

I am a girl. I like boys. But regarding LOTR, the most gorgeous thing in there was Ms. Tyler, hands down, and she even outdid Bloom in pure pretty.

As for Large Ackman- woof. Jokes about impaling oneself, etc. etc.

Even with my brunette affinity I still side with Miranda Otto though. And all the elfin baggage and daddy issues, Jesus! I could hang with Eoywn, you know? Plus, there's the freckles, PLUS there's the dimpled chin. I really have a weakness for that.

A gay man told me that preferring Eowyn to Arwen was like finding something appealing about white cotton panties. I told him he was gay, and that he also didn't understand, along with some women, that there is something very appealing about a woman who looks comfortable (both in personality and her physical state). Plus, a woman who looks like she just got out of bed looks like she can get right back in it. I'd like to know how that's not exciting.

Jay I am with you 100%. Though to be fair, didn't Eoywn have some daddy issues as well? Seriously gorgeous woman, though. When I first read the books I thought Aragorn was so dumb as to pass something like that up. Then they picked Miranda Otto to play the role and I felt it all over again.

Plus she doesn't sound like someone is always standing on her chest and she's about to suffocate.

AAAAAAAAARGH!!

I dont understand a)why Taylor Kitchshshs was cast
B) what the hell happened to his FACE, didnt he used to be hot!?

and c) the logic of a twenty something Gambit in a film set what, forty years before the first Xmen film??
If Singer ever stops sucking and makes a 4th, like, decent one, there can be no Gambit since he'll be about sixty what the fuuuuuuuck?!

SOrry. Sorry. Geek out. Gambit was my favourite X-men and i know Aaron Stanford was Pyro(and one of the best things about X2 and 3) but he'd be perfect as Gambit if you dyed his hair and just...that picture of Kitsch doesn't look like the stupidly pretty boy i remember.

If not Stanford then Norman Reedus or a skinnier Blade Era Stephen Dorf(tell me when he's all blood eyed its not Gambit in spades? forgive the card pun?)

Just. Fudge it all.

What's the verdict on the accent? Can he handle it? Do we need to bring in James Carville to do this CAJUN STYLE!

Congratulations to President-Elect Obama,
for ushering in 4 more years of the Clinton White House.

OK, seriously, that video is the funniest goddamn thing I have seen in a while. I laughed so hard I think I peed a little.

That insurance video reminds me of the scare films we watched in high school drivers' ed class. I think they devoted one entire class period to scenes of death and carnage on the highways.

Re: I've never gotten the Orlando Bloom love. I guess I like my men more manly, less pretty. On the other hand, Hugh Jackman seems manly enough but does nothing for me. That face fur is a major turn off. Lucius Malfoy, though? YUM. Jason Isaacs is gorgeous whatever the hair color. Those steely blue eyes, that voice...I bought the Patriot DVD for his part alone, despite my hatred for Mel.

That video has serious production values. Look at all the fantastic stunt work! Even the shot of the kid eating the car bumper was beautifully done. And those great, soft-focus inserts with the blue lighting and slow-mo, showing people the horrid consequences of their stupidity. Genius. Although I think the ending could have been stronger if they followed a shot of the little girl screaming with a shot of a little body bag being wheeled away on a stretcher.