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December 2, 2008 |

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | December 2, 2008 |

Now that our collective ears have begun getting raped by Christmas carols everyplace from the goddamn grocery store to the gas station, here are the worst Christmas songs ever. Especially Paul McCartney’s “Simply Having A Wonderful Christmastime” which makes me want to punch things. (Celebitchy)

This didn’t quite make our Holiday Gift Buying Guide, but HuffPo has a new book out, The Huffington Post Complete Guide to Blogging. (Deus Ex Malcontent)

That dumb retarded asshole from Twilight allegedly goes for six weeks without washing his hair. (AgentBedhead)

And yet, he still is infinitely more appealing on the Scale of Fruity Douchebags to a girl then one of those damn Jonas Brothers. (WIMB)

I’ve been to Cheesecake Factory two times and had two bad experiences at Cheesecake Factory. And no one was even sexually assaulted either of those times. (QuizLaw)

Tina Fey has finally opened up about the scar on her face, and can I be the first to say “Holy shit dude?” (Yeeeah!)

I tried, for the purposes of professionalism in my chosen field, to watch the Britney Spears documentary this weekend, and even I couldn’t sit through it. So you know it was bad. (FourFour)

In “I’m Not Making This Up” news, 130,000 inflatable boobs were lost at sea. (YBNBY)

Bleh. I hate Subway and I’ll be damned if they’re gonna fool me with some gourmet sounding flatbread sandwich. (TIB)

There’s a new environmentalism magazine out by the Stuff White People Like guy, which would probably be up many of your collective alleys. (SWPL)

Aww, man… Did anyone else know that Juliana Hatfield was being treated for an eating disorder. That makes me a sad panda. (EvilBeet)

Holy shit! Meg Ryan actually won an award this weekend that wasn’t “Most Disfigured Actress.” (FilmExperience)

Guess who’s still stealing shit? Yup, good old Winona Ryder. And it wasn’t Lip Smackers this time, either. (IDLYITW)

Julia Roberts might be involved in a real life Sleeping With the Enemy situation. No, she’s probably not, but dude is kinda nuts. (cityrag)

Well, you know me and dog stories. (mental floss)

Damn straight Bryan Adams has stalkers. I knew a girl in college who was obsessed — obsessed — with him. She even got pulled up to dance on stage with him once, and I’m not entirely sure she didn’t finagle that through stalking. (DListed)

If not getting sick of Spaghetti Cat memes is wrong, I don’t wanna be right. Thanks to Sofia for this one!

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