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The Dancing Dreidels Means It's Hanukkah!

By Miscellaneous | Pajiba Love | December 1, 2010 | Comments ()

By Miscellaneous | Pajiba Love | December 1, 2010 |


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Tonight is the first night of Hannukah, so in honor of this, let's take a look at the 50 hottest Jews. Feel free to make your own jokes about sticking things in his/her Kislev. (UGO)

How cool is this? Nic Cage has actually seen Harry Hanrahan's "Nic Cage Losing His Shit" video, and he approves! (ScreenJunkies)

Don't know what to get the person who has everything but an incredibly creepy sex-doll modeled after an alcoholic midget prostitute? Well good news! There's now a "Guidette Love Doll", and it comes with "three greasy gravy holes"! I did not make that up; both of those phrases are taglines on the box. (Warming Glow)

Here are the top 10 "They Had It Coming" deaths in movies. Mysteriously absent: Everyone from Scream. No offense, but when you're given a goddamn list of how to not die and you end up dying anyway, you're kinda asking for it. (Den Of Geek)

The producers of Dancing with the Stars are gunning to have Lindsay Lohan on the show as a contestant next year, since she's currently doing fuck-all and they desperately need an actual celebrity who wasn't on either That's So Raven or Levi Johnston's cock. (popbytes)

Consider this your public service announcement of the day: If you go into a theater playing Harry Potter, and you whip your junk out and star playing the Five Finger Featherduster with yourself, you will be arrested and it will be super embarrassing. (Film Drunk)

If you've ever doubted that beauty queens are functionally brain-dead, a former Miss Universe winner asked everyone to pray for the war between North and South Chinas. Seriously. And then just to make things even better, Paulina Rubio said that it was an honest mistake, and that all Japanese people look the same anyway. Stupid and racist? Oh you girls make my job too easy! (Dlisted)

Because of fucking course she did, Madonna opened her own gym in New York City, so for those of you in NYC who want to grunt and sweat on a chest press while murals of 50-year-old pop stars sneer at you... Well, chances are you've already signed up. (Agent Bedhead)

Here are the ten most lovable zombies in popculture. Mildly spoilery if you haven't seen Shaun of the Dead yet, but come on; if you haven't seen Shaun of the Dead, you're doing it wrong. (Topless Robot)

Just in case you were all wondering (and I really hope you were not wondering), Heath Ledger will not be in the next Batman movie, because of... well, you know, how totally wrong that would be. (Gamma Squad)

For those of you wondering, why yes! Randy and Evi Quaid are still very much insane. Like, "they believe that Radar Online is owned by the police and they're sabotaging them via a Dairy Queen in Marfa, Texas" crazy. (Celebitchy)

The end of the year is fast approaching, and God knows we're going to be rolling out the "Best Of" lists soon, but in the meantime, here are the best music videos of the year. (Pitchfork)

Did you know there are like, zero songs or viral videos about Hanukkah? Sorry about that. Anyway, here's the only video I could find about Hanukkah that didn't involve Adam Sandler, rapping or anti-semitism: Here's Anvil's Metal Hanukkah song.




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