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The Jake and Reese juggernaut humps its way into an airplane bathroom. Mmm… What’s that sexy aroma? Oh, riiiight, it’s poo. (Yeeeah!)

QuizLaw needs your help again, kids. Is it just me, or do blawgs have a lot of popularity contests? (My promise: If we come in third or better, no more “Grey’s” recaps, Lolcat or otherwise, ever again. — DR) (QuizLaw) Or to vote directly, go here: ABA.

Carrie Brownstein of Sleater-Kinney on the video game “Rock Band,” which is perfect for people who know jack shit about music in general. (Slate)

Steve Carell picked something special just for us! (WIMB)

Guess who supplied booze to Nick Hogan the day of his accident? I’ll give you a hint — it looks like a giant piece of jerky with a handlebar mustache. (The Evil Beet)

Maybe Michael Wilbon doesn’t want to answer your stupid questions, OK?! (KSK)

Here are 7 Things You Didn’t Know About The Golden Girls, and I promise it will be the last thing I post about The Golden Girls this week. (MentalFloss)

Get ya’selves acquainted with the musical stylings of David Poe. (TVFallsInTheWoods)

Not only does Jennifer Love Hewitt not care what anyone thinks of her ass, but she’s engaged, too. So there! (Celebitchy)

The real question is, how could you not show Grandma “2 Girls,1 Cup”? A horrified Grandma, after the jump.

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Comments

Aww, poor Grandmom...mine would strangle me with her sequined Christmas sweaters if I ever tried that shit with her.

Posted by: Julie at November 29, 2007 3:59 PM

A co-irker took the bullet and watched the 2girls1cup video and told me about it. For shame, for passing it around. It should be ignored and let die.

Posted by: BWeaves at November 29, 2007 4:06 PM

BWeaves- thanks for the summary. I'm super glad I didn't click the video to watch. That's probably the nastiest thing I've ever heard of.

Posted by: Agent Scully at November 29, 2007 4:26 PM

I love Jennifer L.H. I think she knows precisely where she stands in this world and I completely respect her for it.

Posted by: Samantha T at November 29, 2007 4:48 PM

That grandmother clip is one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

Posted by: Samantha T at November 29, 2007 4:53 PM

RE airplane sex: "An airplane bathroom. No place sexier than the four cubic feet where the fat guy in the third row just unloaded a big greasy dump and the legally blind old guy just hosed down the wall....I guess the Delta crapper will have to do when a sewer grate and closet full of lepers isn't available."

I second that. I don't even want to urinate in an airplane bathroom, much less screw in one. I've never understood the appeal.

Also, shouldn't it be, technically, the 3 or 4 mile high club? Because they don't let you walk about the cabin while the plane is still climbing. By the time it reaches crusing altitude, isn't it well over a mile high? I'm askin'. Someone who knows more about aviation help me out here. If it's at, say 25,000 feet, that's over 4 miles, right? So the name isn't even right.

Posted by: LL at November 29, 2007 5:11 PM

I've never heard of "2 girls, 1 cup" but after about 30 seconds of horrified grandmama, I don't wanna know.

Also, a airplane bathroom? Really? Both of them seem too...sanitary to do something like that.

Posted by: em at November 29, 2007 5:21 PM

I Googled the 2 girls, 1 cup thing (to find a description); yeah, normal people don't wanna see it. It apparently involves shit eating. Hot.

I don't let anyone show me anything on their computer until they tell me what it is. I learned that the hard way about 5 years ago. Poor Grandma.

Posted by: LL at November 29, 2007 5:26 PM

So is it a bad thing that I actually did in fact know most of those 7 things about the Golden Girls? Also, I totally vote for more GG linkage.

Posted by: Gabs at November 29, 2007 5:31 PM

Aside from the awesomeness of Grandma being horrified by the video but not walking away from it(!), did anyone else notice the curious ferret trying to get a peek from the cage behind her? Call the SPCA!

I got a fever, and the only cure . . . is more Squirrel-a-pult!

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at November 29, 2007 5:59 PM

RE: Mile high club. 35 000 ft. is just over 6 and a half miles. So while LL has a point, joining the "six mile high club" is not as cool as being a six-time member of the mile high club. How many people do you know that say "ATM machine?" There are many little imperfections in the way we talk about things. What're you gonna do?

Posted by: RFH at November 29, 2007 6:07 PM

the first class crapper DOES seem to be a teeny bit nicer, but not any bigger. and they let you walk around more. probably because of all the free booze. lord, protect me from ever having to fly coach again!

Posted by: bionic bunny at November 29, 2007 6:45 PM

RE RFH at November 29, 2007 6:07 PM:

I see your point, but cannot agree that there is anything at all cool about screwing in an airplane bathroom, no matter how high it is or how many times it's happened. And anyone who says "ATM machine" is a doofus, at least. It's "ATM."

There's imperfection (ie, slang) then there's just stupidity. Some moron starts a meme (so to speak) and then all the other morons follow along, never questioning it. It's how we got two terms of George Bush Jr. and women saying that the clothes Carrie whatsherface wore on "Sex and the City" were ever anything but fugly.

Posted by: LL at November 29, 2007 6:48 PM

I LOVED grandma's reaction. She was genuinely appalled, and it was hilarious. Definitely not like the other reaction videos, where I felt some of the reactions, especially the 1st and 3rd, were rather....affected. Overstated. Doing it for the camera. Et cetera.

socalled, I noticed that as well. Priceless, I tell you.

I've always liked Jennifer Love Hewitt, for some reason. How many bands/musicians have written songs about her? At least two, right? She's got something, and I ain't mad at her. Do your thing, girl!

Posted by: Daphne at November 29, 2007 9:12 PM

I had to watch the video a few more times. The more I watch it, the more I believe...best!reaction!ever!
My favorite line? "You need to talk to someone." Indeed, grandma, indeed.

Posted by: Daphne at November 29, 2007 9:22 PM

After taking her to a Rufus Wainwright singing Judy Garland concert if he did all three holes with an A2M finale in the front row of the coach cabin the best Jake Gyllenhaal could ever hope for is an honorary bisexual designation and that would happen only upon further review of the video tape by the zebras.

Posted by: OscarTamerz at November 29, 2007 9:43 PM

Whooooo hoooo!
Let's here it for girls with junk in the trunk (myself included). We can't all be size 0 or 2.
Work it, girl. Shake that jelly. Let those thighs thunder, baby. I would rather have some jelly than look like a malnourished 14 year-old boy.

And grandma's reaction video.

Best. Video. Ever.

Now excuse me. I must go watch grandma again.

Posted by: jen310 at November 30, 2007 12:03 AM

I want to see the reaction video of the video girls' own grandmothers.

Posted by: LZ at November 30, 2007 4:26 AM

David Poe and Duncan Sheik doing "Loves a Sinner" is just fucking stunning.

Download it immediately if not sooner.

Posted by: Chez at November 30, 2007 5:35 AM

I second the pro-Golden Girls comment. I loved, loved the GGs when I was little. Can we all try to imagine a time when that show was on prime time? Hilarious that it had such a gay following. I had no idea.

"You need to talk to somebody" - yes, Daphne, yes. That was incredibly funny. The sad thing is that Granny probably thinks all the kids today are into that kind of thing.

Posted by: Samantha T at November 30, 2007 6:12 AM

Re: "ATM machine"

A thousand times more ubiquitous, and just as grating: "PIN number"

*Shudder*

Posted by: AM at November 30, 2007 10:46 AM

Trust me Ryan, you did the right thing by divorcing that cunt Reese. She looks just like a ball-buster, all attitude. She probably don't even like it in the bad place.

Posted by: Pookie at November 30, 2007 11:30 AM

Dear LL, Perhaps my initial comment missed its mark just a little. I wasn't endorsing airplane bathroom sex, just setting the record on elevation straight. I agree with you that there is nothing cool about a six-time club member. In fact, those people may want to seek professional help! As for the grammar, well I'm a stickler like you, but I'm also in the Navy - where frankly the best and brightest of the country don't usually seek employment. [Before I set off a powder keg, I'm from Canada so I'm speaking strictly from that point of view.] It's not easy sticking to your guns year after year when you try to explain during lunch [for example] why most other people are complacent fuck-tards for not bothering to put in the extra 3% mental effort to say/get things right. Majority rules - I'm not saying it's right. I'm just saying that's the way it is presently - and boy, I hope that changes, but I'm not holding my breath.

Posted by: RFH at November 30, 2007 11:44 AM


















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