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Since there’s jack shit on TV right now compliments of the strike, let’s fire up those Netflix accounts! (wweek)

Kevin Federline ranks #7 on Details list of “power players.” Ch-ch — ka-blam! (WIMB)

Skank Cancer is only 29?! Like, in people years?! Damn. Suddenly I feel really good about myself. (IDLYITW)

It’s like “The Golden Girls” never even went off the air! (cityrag)

It’s the little things that get you through the day, like clever T-shirt slogans… Ironically worn by society’s miscreants photographed in mugshots, naturally. (QuizLaw)

A piece on Dylan’s memoir, accompanying John’s review of the I’m Not There from yesterday. (ASWOBA)

Bill O’Reilly singlehandedly won the War on Christmas! Thank Bill O’Reilly, everyone! (Deus Ex Malcontent)

Speaking of Christmas — other things more Christmassy than pomegranate? Starfruits, monkeys and Hanukkah. (The Impulsive Buy)

Papa Joe picks out a brand new boyfriend for his sweet little Tits McGillicuddy. (WIMB)

Christian Slater concludes his transition to the Vulcan race. (Yeeeah!)

Okay, I’m totally stealing today’s clip from Dustin, because I think it’s my favorite thing in the history of YouTube.

Pajiba Love | November 28, 2007 | Comments (24)


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That melting bunny video is pretty damn awesome. Looks like it should be running in a loop at some crazy Euro-bar, with blaring techno sound in the background.

Posted by: jonr at November 28, 2007 3:56 PM

That melting bunny video is pretty damn awesome. Looks like it should be running in a loop at some crazy Euro-bar, with blaring techno sound in the background.

Posted by: jonr at November 28, 2007 3:56 PM

Death to bunnies!

Posted by: joker at November 28, 2007 4:01 PM

Gosh, kinda makes me wish it were Easter time... anyone know how to get a chocolate bunny in December?

Posted by: Alexandra at November 28, 2007 4:40 PM

Skank....Zzzzzz....sorry, what was that tired old routine that was being trotted out again?

Posted by: Simon B at November 28, 2007 5:13 PM

What's all this bad karma with Katherine Heigl? I just saw Knocked Up and found her to be quite adorable! Did I miss something?

Posted by: Agent Scully at November 28, 2007 5:14 PM

I'm jonesing for some chocolate Easter bunny now. I always thought the hollow ones tasted better, too. Still, I can't condone all of that wasted chocolatey goodness. Sigh.

Posted by: em at November 28, 2007 5:44 PM

Agent Scully - Apparently Katherine had the audacity to support the WGA with their strike, even though she's only an actress.

Gasp! What a bitch, eh?

Posted by: Simon B at November 28, 2007 6:37 PM

Kittens - the Katherine Heigl thing comes from the Grey's Anatomy breakdowns Pajiba has been doing (her character is awful and her acting is not much better), not from the WGA marching (though it did seem more like a photo-op than an actual political stance to a lot of us - didja have to get yer hair/face done before grabbing that picket, love)?

In other news - "Haunnaka"? Really? Spell check please. Otherwise, love me some Pajiba.

Posted by: Tammy at November 28, 2007 6:54 PM

I broke up with my boyfriend two days ago, and I find that video surprisingly soothing. Thank you Pajiba!

Posted by: sol at November 28, 2007 7:00 PM

That's odd Tammy. I'm looking at a WIMB entry for November the 8th, where the definition is Skank Cancer and the gist of it is that Dustin seems riled she was on the picket line supporting the WGA.

She was just one of many actors showing support whilst being prevented by their SAG contract from striking themselves. Sandra Oh, Ellen Pompeo, T.R. Knight, Patrick Dempsey, Sara Ramierez and Eric Dane were all out there too.

Fuck me! How dare she be the one that the paparazzi focus on!

Oh fuck me again! How dare a hollywood actor try to make themselves look presentable when they know there are going to cameras around.

Lord knows that the rest of us never look in a mirror before going out.

Posted by: Simon B at November 28, 2007 7:11 PM

Damn! It's a shame to waste all that chocolate. It seems like all that destruction should be a metaphor for something, but I'm not sure what.

Posted by: rlr260 at November 28, 2007 9:26 PM

Pretty Bunny

Plus the color scheme matches greatly with the episode of Pushing Daisies I'm watching now

Posted by: Brian at November 28, 2007 9:56 PM

Looking at that melting bunny makes me think of how much of a mess they are making. Talk about being a Debbie Downer, but they totally ruined that iron.

Beside that, I hate Katherine Heigl for a number of reasons:

3. Telling the announcer at the Emmys that she pronounced her name wrong LIVE on the air. And then going back and saying "Thanks for getting my name right" when she went up again in that snotty, I'm not really thankful way.

2. She can't act.

NUMBER 1 REASON: (I have a story)
My best friend's dad is William Sadler. He was on a tv show called Roswell years ago that she was on as well. So, my best friend had a birthday party and the whole cast came including the other three "stars" of the show. So three of them, including Katherine, were outside smoking. no problem. My friend's dad asks me and my younger sister to go outside to get them because my best friend is about to blow out her candles. So my sister, 11, and I, 13, go out and the little sister asks them to come in. They all look at us, the two others just said "ok" and went inside. Katherine got a HUGE attitude and yells at my little sister who was 11 at the time, "FINE! I'll come inside!" and throws her cigarette on the ground, grinds it out with her foot and pushes past us. I was like, wtf? And my little sister's feelings were hurt.

Moral to this story: Don't be a bitch to kids who are just trying to tell you that your costar's kid is about to blow out her candles and they should maybe be there to sing Happy Birthday.

Posted by: Alicia at November 28, 2007 10:49 PM

I posted this at that mean other site because you got my name wrong. Then I realized that you got my name wrong here and not there or whatever.
Anyway, my daddy calls me, Tits McGhee, thank you very much, and not, Tits McGillywhoey. And that's, Ms. Tits McGhee, to you.

Posted by: Jessica Simpson at November 29, 2007 12:05 AM

I kind of wanted to cry watching the bunny video, I don't know why I found it so upsetting......

Posted by: Finn at November 29, 2007 2:05 AM

Just to be clear Kathrine Heigl has zero impact on my life, so I have no opinion one way or the other, but I find it funny that on a round up that trashes her for looking bad, she gets trashed for trying to look good in the comments.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't, I suppose.

The blow dryer bunny makes me a little giddy.

Posted by: adamae at November 29, 2007 4:28 AM

I've never seen the bunnies before but I think I have a new favourite thing... in the world. It's hypnotic and strangely beautiful.

Posted by: Alex the Odd at November 29, 2007 5:48 AM

thats the best video in the world
Interestingly, i have a friend who had a pet rabbit.One night the weather was bad so he brings the rabbit in from its back garden hutch to spend the night in a house but while its in its box, and he's ironing, he has to go and answer the phone.
The box is small and the rabbit escapes easily and thanks to an unusual set up, there is essentially a rising path leading to the ironing board.
A path the rabbit follows.
It gets to the upright iron and as rabbits are wont to do it has a sniff and a touch of this strange new toy. And when my mate Kevin returns the rabbit is burned and glued to the iron.
and he just has to peeeeeeeeeeeel it free

Posted by: nadine at November 29, 2007 8:44 AM

Finn, I thought it was the most depressing video I've ever seen on YouTube,so you're not alone.

Posted by: Kim at November 29, 2007 10:44 AM

nadine--that just twinged my taint

Posted by: wsapnin at November 29, 2007 10:44 AM

@Choco-bunny cravers: I wont have to wait for Easter to get me some chocolate figurines. they'll be coming through my chimney very soon!

I've been a good boy all year.

Posted by: Jeff K at November 29, 2007 10:53 AM

The video saddened me too.

Posted by: LZ at November 29, 2007 2:28 PM

It's the music that makes the video sad, I think.

Posted by: Sheri at November 29, 2007 3:17 PM