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John Cusack thinks he’s made 10 or 15 good films. Hmm… I wonder where Must Love Dogs and America’s Sweethearts rank on that list… (A.V. Club)

What’s this? A contest where you can win money, fame and glory? Well, money anyway. And who doesn’t like money? (WIMB)

So he’s saying age and wisdom had nothing to do with casting Scarlett Johansson as the lead in three consecutive films? Well, that makes sense. (Agent Bedhead)

With a headline like, “Man Sentenced After Masturbating on a BMW,” I could make ‘dick caught in the tailpipe’ jokes ‘til I’m blue in the face — but it’s just really not going to improve this story much. (QuizLaw)

Dan’s musical year in review — parts one and two. (Slowly Going Bald)

Holy yikes. You asked for it, so here it is: The 10 Creepiest Craigslist Casual Encounters. (Cracked)

What happens when a former Vice President and Nobel Peace Prize winner meets the most grossly incompetent President in US history? Snark among yourselves. (TVFallsInTheWoods)

STFU!!! The Jackson 5 are getting back together to tour next year. Already, the Spice Girls reunion seems so much less creepy. (Celebitchy)

Today we have a darling short stop-motion animation film created and composed by a brilliant young film student, whose sister happens to be a friend of the site. “Rock, Paper, Scissors” — after the jump,

Pajiba Love | November 27, 2007 | Comments (14)


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Here is the transcript of the conversation between Bush and Gore:

Bush: Hey, Al. Thanks for comin' over, I really like yer ideas and appreciate any assis... uh... assis... any help you can give me. Listen, you wanna tour?

Gore: Get fucked, redneck.

Posted by: TK at November 27, 2007 3:59 PM

But I *liked* American Sweethearts :(

Posted by: sheriffpony at November 27, 2007 4:02 PM

i think having that big of a thing for cars would be much, much easier being female.
yes, i love my car. no, i haven't tried that. its an automatic.

i just grossed myself out.

Posted by: bionic bunny at November 27, 2007 4:14 PM

Heyoo!

Posted by: Stacey at November 27, 2007 4:17 PM

Man, that's why I'm single...I haven't been trolling the Craigslist Casual Encounters listings. Where else can I find a guy so deeply (heh) into fisting?

Posted by: Julie at November 27, 2007 4:36 PM

Sheriffpony, you beat me to it. America's Sweethearts is one of my guilty pleasures. I think it's the screwball comedy aspect.

The Jackson reunion? Wow...I don't know whether to be scared or amused.

Posted by: Brie at November 27, 2007 4:37 PM

Huh. Well, if lack of wisdom and old age caused him to cast Ewan McGregor in his movie, then I guess I can't complain. Just...no Scarlett/Ewan pairings from Allen. "The Island" was enough for one lifetime. Ugh.

I also love the "Rock Paper Scissors" short. Makes up for the fact that those craigslist photos are going to HAUNT ME IN MY DREAMS tonight.

Posted by: em at November 27, 2007 4:39 PM

Aw, I really liked the clip today. The music made me smile... as did the dramatic clifftop pause. Brilliant stuff!

Posted by: Alex the Odd at November 27, 2007 5:11 PM

Fuckin' scissors.

You had it comin'.

Posted by: TK at November 27, 2007 6:25 PM

poor scissors

just a bad boy tryna find love in a world that didnt want him

sociopaths are hot like that

Posted by: nadine at November 27, 2007 8:05 PM

The clip was adorable! It would have never worked out between Paper and Scissors, I have no idea what Scissors could have been thinking.

Posted by: Girl With Curious Hair at November 28, 2007 1:45 AM

Possible name for the Jackson 5 tour:


"The Michael Jackson will molest your child tour"

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 28, 2007 6:38 AM

awww... I'm so proud of my little brother!

Posted by: Jayne at November 28, 2007 7:27 AM

That was so cute! I just knew that those scissors would get their comeuppance; such meanies.

Posted by: pinkcheese at November 28, 2007 10:33 AM