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The Paris and Britney BFF-Tour 2006 is still raging, full-steam. Next stop: a cavernous hole of public apathy. (Yeeeah!)

The Michael Richards saga continues — he’s now seeking salvation from Jesse Jackson, who freakin’ always gives it. I love and respect Jesse, but he doesn’t have to be the goddamn repository for white apologia, does he? (MetaDish)

Holy Shit! They put gasoline in cocaine, people. Gasoline! Do you know what that does to a perfectly nice starlet nostril? (CityRag)

Celebrity graves, y’all. Dig it. (Celebitchy)

Pam and Kid Rock are splitsville — damn kids just couldn’t work it out. At least they didn’t give up quickly. (MollyGood)

A certain pop artist ain’t so happy she’s getting shown up by an “American Idol” castoff. But, damn — that castoff knows how to carry a tune. (IDLYITW)

Pajiba Love | November 27, 2006 | Comments (2)


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So, with the cocaine. How does that affect the price at the pump?

Posted by: ormond at November 27, 2006 10:46 PM

"The last song is Jennifer Hudson's rendition of the Broadway hit's signature song, "And I Am Telling You." She makes Beyonce sound like a singing cricket."

Bwah-ha-ha! I am so happy that somebody is taking on Beyonce. Talk about the emperor's new clothes - that woman can carry a tune, but that's about it. I always feel her working hard in all of her songs, if that makes sense, whereas other very talented singers make it sound easy.

All I can say is that if Aaliyah was still alive (RIP), Beyonce wouldn't be half as famous as she is today.

Posted by: Samantha T at November 28, 2006 7:15 AM