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Because virtually nothing is going on in the world of entertainment today, Extreme are getting back together. And yes, I realize what a small window of people this “news” panders to, but lucky for me this is Pajiba. (Billboard)

Jesse Spano + David Caruso = Low Self Esteem with plenty of Dramatic Pauses. (WIMB)

Bill Lawrence says Tara Reid was his least favorite “Scrubs” guest star because she smelled like an ashtray filled with beer puke. I’m kinda paraphrasing here but you get the gist. (Yeeeah!)

The Romantics have got their red, vinyl panties in a bunch over a cover of “What I Like About You” being used in Guitar Hero III. In related news, Burt Reynolds is suing Mario for “copying” his mustache. (QuizLaw)

Rihanna is a dead ringer for Denise Huxtable, only maybe with more side-boob. (IDLYITW)

Yum-mo! Check out Rachel Ray’s famous Triscuit and Vienna Sausage stuffing with Donuts! (Gallery of the Absurd)

I can barely stifle laugher enough to type this, but MTV has got a show in the pipes that makes “I Love New York” look like Masterpiece Theater. (DListed)

Rumer Willis says that’s she’s decided that she’s going to be famous. Uhh, somebody might wanna tell her that the Rumer Willis backlash is already in full swing. (cityrag)

A late addition, for TK. (WIMB)

If you see only one “Most Important Film of the Year” this year, make it this one — after the jump.

Pajiba Love | November 26, 2007 | Comments (26)









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No Cracked dot com link today? There's an awesome but terrifying article there analyzing ten Craigslist "Casual Encounters" listings. V scary.

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at November 26, 2007 3:44 PM

I want to see the Oscar Movie!! That looks like it would be all kinds of fun. Someone should really get on that right away.

Posted by: KatyBelle at November 26, 2007 4:06 PM

Rumer Willis...I'd tap that!

Posted by: Petey at November 26, 2007 4:20 PM

Here's a list of things that Caruso's Horatio Caine is capable of doing as a "CSI" in Miami (where apparently only the upper class gets murdered):

1. Collect the evidence.

2. Interview/torture suspects.

3. Lead the arrest unit engage in a shootout and finally act as lead sniper while simultaneously disarming a bomb.

4.Act as prosecuting attorney, jailer and finally executioner (in death penalty type cases)

5.Act as family counselor for the grieving victims.

6. Perform funeral services for murder victims (also weddings on weekends)

7.Go "International" and act as bounty hunter to catch and dispense justice on those who flee the jurisdicttion.

8. Fly an F-14 Tomcat.

9. Capture Osama Bin Laden and smack him around.

10. nail Eva LaRue

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 26, 2007 4:28 PM

Goddamn, I love The Soup. They just summed up everything I hate about Oscars season. Fantabulous!

And now I'm going to spend my evening watching more YouTube clips of said program rather than meeting my deadline. Someone's now going to have to go without a Christmas present this year.

Oh well, I have too many friends anyway.

Great call on the cracked link by the way socalled I haven't been so simultaneously amused and horrified since the last time I browsed the ex Mr TheOdd's laptop contents. Note: never, ever open a file entitled "A System File" for fear of what ye may find.

Too much info?

Posted by: Alex the Odd at November 26, 2007 4:30 PM

Frankly, I'm saddened and disappointed by this edition of Pajiba Love.

Because it shows us that it really IS about the fluff pieces, and the cheap laughs, and honestly, I had hoped that Pajiba was bigger than that. I mean, a real, true, EVENT took place today, as the world lost one of it's most influential performers, and you don't even mention it?

What's the point? Why should we take this site seriously when you don't even bother to talk about the passing of one of the country's great cultural icons? Like I said, I'm disappointed.

And yes, I am referring to the death of Kevin DuBrow, lead singer of Quiet Riot.

For shame, Pajiba. For shame.

Posted by: TK at November 26, 2007 4:54 PM

"...when you don't even bother to talk about the passing of one of the country's great cultural icons?..."


I KNEW I should have bought some of those Pledge Sarcasm Removal wipes. My screen just became unreadable....

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 26, 2007 5:06 PM

You guys crack me up. I love the list of things that asshat (or Turtlefucker, as he's refered to around here) can do, must share immediately...

Posted by: pinkcheese at November 26, 2007 5:20 PM

I have a huge, huge crush on Joel McHale. My husband's cool with it. Boyfriend was a tight end on the University of Washington football team, is cute, and is fucking hilarious. What's not to love?

Posted by: Samantha T at November 26, 2007 5:26 PM

"I have a huge, huge crush on Joel McHale. My husband's cool with it. Boyfriend was a tight end on the University of Washington football team, is cute, and is fucking hilarious. What's not to love?"

You took the words out of my mouth, Samantha. Did you catch him on "Pushing Daisies"? Too cute.

Posted by: em at November 26, 2007 5:38 PM

Are you guys going to ignore "Battlestar Galactica: Razor"? You do know it aired? Well? Where's the review? Why are we not discussing how much Michelle Forbes rocks? Or how happy we are to see all those beloved faces if only for a while? What the deuce?!

Posted by: joker at November 26, 2007 6:19 PM

What Samantha T, ATO, and em said. Except for the part about the system file on the laptop. Thankfully, I haven't checked that one off of my list of "Things to Do Before I Die" yet.

Posted by: Daphne at November 26, 2007 6:23 PM

A late addition, for TK

I for one, am saddened by the news (bangs head softly, while sobbing)

Posted by: Brian at November 26, 2007 8:36 PM

Easy, Brian. Easy.
Just remember, as the man once said:

And I don't know why
I don't know why
Anymore
No no no

Cum on feel the noize
Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild
Wild, wild, wild

He's in a better place. A place where metal health no longer drives him mad.

Posted by: TK at November 26, 2007 9:36 PM

Oh great, now I have to cower in fear for the rest of the holiday season, waiting for one of my girlfriends to drag me to see "Oscar Movie". I need a drink.

ATO, I'm guessing your ex is number 5, right?

Posted by: Kris at November 26, 2007 11:51 PM

I'm not ashamed to admit I spent many a drive back home from school (okay, to school too) singing along with "More Than Words." One of the best songs ever.

"What would you doooo....?"

Posted by: shera at November 27, 2007 2:46 AM

Cum on feel the noize?

Have just found out that you guys over there know that song primarily from a cover version.
TK - My condolences, by the way!

Anyhow, if you're curious, you should check out the 1973 original by Slade who are a national institution in the UK. I'm sure if you take a look on YouTube, you can find it along with their other misspelt hit singles:
"Mama Weer All Crazee Now"
"Coz I Luv You"
and "Look Wot You Dun".

Posted by: Simon B at November 27, 2007 8:18 AM

Simon B

I am hurt, truly hurt. Of course I own both the cover and the original. I actually like the Slade version a lot - and their Christmas song is pretty much the only one I like (well that and Dominick the Italian Christmas Donkey).

Posted by: Brian at November 27, 2007 9:43 AM

mmmm...Joel McHale. yum.
But you know what, I do pay money just to see Jonny Depp "do something weird."

Do you think they will bury the Quiet Riot dude in his curly wig? He never had that much hair in the 80's. Sorry TK--it's like nails on a chalkboard for me.

So Rumer Willis gets to be famous because she said so? Fuck her. OK--I am famous too. (Just waiting now for the papparazi to arrive.) And how can the spawn of two delicious people be so unappatizing? I'm thinking Petey would "tap that" just at the off chance at seeing her momma come out of the shower.

Posted by: wsapnin at November 27, 2007 11:21 AM

Why bring up Slade at a time like this (other than the obvious of course)? Noddy Holder should not be encouraged.

Really. He needs to stop.

Posted by: Alex the Odd at November 27, 2007 11:30 AM

i'm with joker--i want to talk about Razor! Admiral Cain was hardcore. i love it. it got me all excited for the mini-season--at least march doesn't seem so far off now!

Posted by: pq at November 27, 2007 11:50 AM

Brian - I offer my apologies for my erroneous assumption. By the way, I had never heard of Dominick the Italian Christmas Donkey, so googled him. I can safely say that's one tune that's going to be stuck on my 'internal jukebox' for the next few weeks!

Alex the Odd Tsk tsk. I won't hear of anyone knock the legends that are Slade - they had 6 number ones and anyone who doesn't like Far Far Away needs their hearing checked! (I love the way he pronounces Montmartre.)

Still, it's all a matter of taste, I suppose...

p.s. I thought Noddy had stopped. Isn't he a radio DJ nowadays?

Posted by: Simon B at November 27, 2007 11:56 AM

Ah, the Soup. (Joel was great on Pushing Daisies, by the bye.)


And on the other side, I don't know why, but I have an unbridled hate for David Caruso. He might be a fine guy in real life, but if I was a lost kid or whatever, and Fellatio Came crouched down and went "WE WILL FIND YOUR PARENTS." (in the big deep scary voice) and took his sunglasses off, I would scream, kick him, and run deeper into the Florida wetlands.

..I think if Conan O'Brien had an evil, scary twin, it'd be David Caruso.

Posted by: Mara at November 27, 2007 12:31 PM

Sorry TK--it's like nails on a chalkboard for me.

wsapnin - you are dead to me. you hear me? d-e-a-d.

Posted by: TK at November 27, 2007 1:20 PM

p.s. I thought Noddy had stopped. Isn't he a radio DJ nowadays?

Yes, but the brain searing snack food commercials live on.

My ambivalence towards Slade is genetic, my mother took against them in the '70s and they've been banned in her presence ever since. I've never asked her why she hated them so much but now I'm curious... maybe Noddy ran over her cat or something.

Posted by: Alex the Odd at November 27, 2007 2:53 PM

Well TK, make sure when you bury me I'm wearing a fake curly black wig.

Posted by: wsapnin at November 27, 2007 3:01 PM