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Another Stupid Music Awards Show Happened, Plus Miley Cyrus Turns 16 Again for the Very First Time!

Pajiba Love / Stacey Nosek

Pajiba Love | November 24, 2008 | Comments (30)

If anyone cares, here are clips of all the performances at the American Music Awards last night. I caught Transvestite Aguilera when I turned on the TV to watch a DVD of “Peep Show,” my new British TV obsession. Who else is watching this? (Celebitchy)

And then here’s a rundown of all the fancy red carpet dresses, and more on how Miley mothereffing Cyrus managed to make it All. About. Her. (WIMB)

The notorious “Butt Bandit” of Nebraska was finally apprehended. I shit you not. (DListed)

…Not to be confused with the “Bra Bandit” or the “Boot Bandit.” (QuizLaw)

Stephanie Tanner is down husband number two after a record-setting 16 months of marital bliss. (Yeeeah!)

Question: What’s grosser than gross? (Celebslam)

Is “24” going to be doomed now that we’re leaving the era of governmental torture and terrorism being shoved in our faces? I suppose when it comes down to it, it’s probably a worthy trade-off. (Deus Ex Malcontent)

Fuck that. If Michael Cera is too much of a Big Shot Movie Star to lower himself to an “Arrested Development” movie, than I don’t want the movie. And I also hate Michael Cera from now on. (CC Insider)

Woo! Here’s a review of some disgusting-looking slop! (TIB)

Yes! Yes! Yes! Coke bottle grenades! I mean ornaments! If these things come in Coke Zero flavor, I am buying a milliondey of them. (SeriousEats)

Here is the fake Holiday Blockbuster Season film guide. Thanks to The Wakeful! (Onion)

Oh, surprise, surprise. Somebody wielding a sword got shot and killed down at the old Scientology Center this weekend. (Agent Bedhead)

I’ve been holding out to purchase the Gold Box of “Buffy the Vampire Slayer,” the complete series, and guess what bitches? It’s on super sale! (Pop Candy)

Here are 7 of the most pointless super powers the world can do without. (mental floss)

Causaubon sent me this clip last week in response to the debate going down in the The Boy in the Striped Pajamas comment thread, and I was on the fence whether or not to use it… But let’s face it, this as about as funny as Hitler possibly can be. (Next to The Kids in the Hall’s “Hilter Blanks a Donkey” sketch, of course)

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Comments

Um... I think the Amazon Gold Box Deals only last for one day, and the 'Buffy' deal was Friday 11/21.

It's back up to $186, as of this post.

D'oh.

Posted by: Rykker at November 24, 2008 12:08 PM

Oh, surprise, surprise. Somebody wielding a sword got shot and killed down at the old Scientology Center this weekend.

(crosses fingers)oh please be Tom Cruise in his Last Samurai costume, please please please....

(reads article)

Awwwwwwww.....next time.

Posted by: becks at November 24, 2008 12:09 PM

The german language was produced, perfected, and patented in hell.

Posted by: J_Capri at November 24, 2008 12:14 PM

Soooo there's a Jonas Brothers "Bugsy Malone" remake coming? I know I can't wait.

I have nothing against failure bowls, I just don't want steak in it. Not from a burger chain. I mean, you hear "don't go to those restaurants that say they're Chinese and Thai cause neither'll be good", but really, I think "don't go to Jack in the Box for teriyaki" is a better warning. Doesn't look like they even fry the rice.

Tch!

Thank you for that clip. It was also put to great use...earlier this year, was it? I can't remember...on the Dallas Cowboys' Super Bowl chances and the victory of Blu-ray, if one's not seen it.

And I can sympthasize, I'm not a fan of Dixieland or free jazz either (that fucking Riverwalk radio show! The stories are good, but....), nor am I much for "hot". But I do love bebop, and it's got a tune! Go play "Song For My Father" (which Steely Dan, like, TOTALLY ripped off) and try not to involuntarily dance.

That's why I keep my jazz at home, obviously.

Posted by: Jay at November 24, 2008 12:25 PM

Those Hitler redubs make me giggle all over. Although I think my fav may be the one where he talks about Twitter.

Hi-larious.

Posted by: Kayanne at November 24, 2008 12:27 PM

The german language was produced, perfected, and patented in hell.

Who says that Italian and Spanish are the languages of love? German hits you like a sledge to the forehead.

And this is coming from someone who is entirely of German descent. It always sounds better if you're yelling it at the top of your lungs.

Posted by: branded at November 24, 2008 12:31 PM

My British friends are obsessed with Peep Show. I was subjected to it on my last trip to London and...not so much. Garth Merenghi's Darkplace, on the other hand, is fucking hilarious.

Posted by: Girlnone at November 24, 2008 12:33 PM

I can see Julianne Hough from Dancing With The Stars in that top photo and she's so gorgeous so why then do they spray paint her orange? Why is Hollywood turning all the beautiful people terracotta?

Posted by: becks at November 24, 2008 12:39 PM

I have to give it to Miley, two years after giving up smoking(throat damage notwithstanding) and she's still keeping strong.

You GO GIRL!

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 24, 2008 12:45 PM

When it comes to pointless superpowers, i think Moist wins. He can dampen your mail and make people want to shower. What could be more awesome than that?

Posted by: Tarn at November 24, 2008 12:54 PM

For some reason today, I don't care about any of this. Not even enough to come up with some pithy comment about why I don't care about it.

I think I'm sick.

Posted by: Genny (also Rusty) at November 24, 2008 12:55 PM

Well it's good to know that Miley only has two more years until she can legally do porn. Pimp Daddy Cyrus has started the countdown.

Posted by: admin at November 24, 2008 12:56 PM

Stacy, you need to link the Onion's AV Club more often. They did one today where the staff talked about their favorite fake band names. The winner goes to the commenter who suggested "Vagina Sore Jr."

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at November 24, 2008 12:57 PM

You know, I used to think that Miley Cyrus was probably a grab bag of STDs masquerading as a promise ring princess. But judging by that picture up top, I'd say that she can deep throat Pixie Stix, at best.

Posted by: jM at November 24, 2008 1:00 PM

...except that maybe Nebraska needs to start a few book clubs or something. That guy had nothing better to do but to run around and push his tush onto people's window for a year and a half?

Posted by: Genny (also Rusty) at November 24, 2008 1:01 PM

Genny, don't judge it until you've tried it.

Posted by: becks at November 24, 2008 1:04 PM

Genny, don't tell me your wit is getting Rusty!


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Yes, I said that. Did you smile? Cover your face in embarrassment? Momentarily forgot about your tribulations? If it's any of the above, then I have succeded.

Posted by: Sofía at November 24, 2008 1:06 PM

So why would Cera be holding out on making the Arrested Development movie? Too busy playing the same George Michael character in every movie he's done since Arrested Development?

Posted by: Dave at November 24, 2008 1:10 PM

I do think Jack Bauer and 24 are still relevant. No matter who is in the White House, there will be covert military and civilian operations.

Now who can tell me why tweeners are relevant to Pajibans?

Posted by: Cindy at November 24, 2008 1:17 PM

Now who can tell me why tweeners are relevant to Pajibans?

Observatory prophylaxis.

Posted by: J_Capri at November 24, 2008 1:42 PM

Sofía, you did indeed make me smile. Tu eres un poco de sol durante el dia de nubes.

/horrible spanish.

Posted by: Genny (also Rusty) at November 24, 2008 1:46 PM

I'm sure this has come up dozens of times, but I just do not get Arrested Development. It's just the typical Normal guy + wacky friends/relatives/neighbors = hilarity ensues set-up. It may be a bit weirder than most (I enjoy a good "analrapist" joke as much as the next guy) but the way ya'lltalk about it, it should be the greatest thing since bubbles.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at November 24, 2008 2:16 PM

What? No John Legend 'Nutmeg' carol clip today? Y'all are deprived; those 3 minutes made me want to rummage in my spice rack naked.

Posted by: Kris at November 24, 2008 2:31 PM

It is the greatest thing since Bubbles. That chimp could do anything. He made videos, did tricks and lived with Michael Jackson. In fact I heard that one of his side gigs was aiding M.J. with his B.J. technique.

Boooooo! Hisssssssssss!

Posted by: admin at November 24, 2008 2:32 PM

I bought that Buffy set on Friday! All the 'Twilight' talk has made me miss that show more than ever.

Posted by: Mimi at November 24, 2008 3:51 PM

Peep Show = Awesome.

More awkward than The Office (the original), if that's even possible.

Posted by: Mary at November 24, 2008 4:18 PM

C'mon Cera! wtf is your problem?

Posted by: Sean M at November 24, 2008 4:21 PM

Wow...I...agree with Hitler. I now feel dirty. Good work, Stacey.

Posted by: isabelle at November 24, 2008 5:52 PM

I was forced to watch the Miley Cyrus performance by someone who shall remain nameless but insisted on holding the remote just out of my reach while I retched violently. Thanks honey!

I am suing Disney. I cannot believe they perpetrated this foolishness upon my eyes, ears and soul. If that little buck-tooth troll ever knew how to sing she showed no evidence of it last night. Next time, please lip synch.

And does that Leona Lewis woman (you know, Bleeding Love?) ever NOT screech? I have heard her sing two songs ever and it is always in the key of shrill.

Hate awards shows.

Posted by: greer at November 24, 2008 6:52 PM

I LOOOOOVE peep show! I got into it when I studied in London a year or so ago, with season four (and then caught the other seasons on dvd). It's really moreish.

Posted by: C at November 25, 2008 12:08 AM