What if Marley and Me Humped the Leg of Saving Private Ryan?
And in completely opposite news, Kate Beckinsale is the DEVIL. If this story is true, which I sure hope to hell it's not, she should be arrested and banned from ever coming within 500 feet of an animal. (DListed)
Levi Johnston's big Playgirl spread has finally hit the internet, and if you like dudes holding towels over their junk -- this is totally for you! (Litelysalted)
Rut roh, the Midwestern Family Values Alliance Association or some such is going to see that heads roll over Adam Lambert bringing the supergay to prime time at last night's American Music Awards. (Celebitchy)
The other big story of the AMAs was Jennifer Lopez falling on her ass while performing her new single. I could make a joke about the Richter Scale, but really, we're all too good for that. (Superior Gossip)
With Thanksgiving almost upon us, here are 12 movies to be thankful for. I have to say, I can't really complain. (Screen Junkies)
Here's Dan Carlson's latest bar review, which might be the most entertaining review of a bar I've ever read. (29-95)
Insiders are buzzing that Alec Baldwin's performance in the upcoming It's Complicated (which I can't read without thinking of Denise Richard's reality show) is potentially Oscar-worthy. (The Playlist)
A shocking (/sarcasm) new report is stating that movie theater popcorn has about the same nutritional value as smoking cigarettes. Slathered in butter. (Cinematical)
James "Dawson" Van Der Beek has filed for divorce from his wife of six years and here's how it probably went down. (Unreality)
Joseph Gordon-Levitt hosted "Saturday Night Live" this weekend (with a special appearance by Al Gore!) but apparently the masses were left largely unimpressed. Anyone happen to catch it? (Warming Glow)
Pixar has released a cute new animated short about what happened to the two Shady Oaks nurses after Carl floated away in Up. (Rope of Silicon)
Here's the top five hottest frontmen (and wimmen!) in rock music today. Thoughts? Additions? (Notes on Bar Napkins)
Wow. Have you ever wondered what a camp-out line for a Sarah Palin book signing might look like? Your prayers have been answered: (Via DEM)
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