November 21, 2008 | Comments ()

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | November 21, 2008 |


Haha. I’ve never heard the term “peeking turtle” for having to take a poop really bad. I’ve always been partial to “prairie dogging.” (IDLYITW)

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Guess what asinine thing Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson decided to name their stupid emo baby? (WIMB)

Prince William took a leak in public, and you’ll never guess what happened next? If you said “somebody took a picture of it” you win the prize again. (The Blemish)

Pop Quiz: Atomic Deer Turds. What kind of cuisine does this entail? (SeriousEats)

No offense to Dustin and Seth, since it technically is a legal website, but rarely do I actually laugh out loud when reading a news item on QuizLaw. Hilarious indeed; thank you sir. (QuizLaw)

Aww, ain’t this sweet? Chez has his very own stalker. (Deus Ex Malcontent)

Speaking of people who are off their meds, Rosie O’Donnell is pissed off about “The View” again or something I think. (DListed)

Google has LIFE magazine’s entire photo archive hosted online now, including many images which were never before published. Since nobody does jack shit on Fridays, anyway — knock yourselves out. (google)

Hooray! Fantasy Football/Sex Advice Mailbag! Well, hooray for the sex advice part, anyway; I still think football is boring. Especially pretend football. (KSK)

John McCain in countersuing Jackson Browne, insinuating that Jackson Brown simply wanted publicity for not wanting his name, music, etc. be associated with john McCain. Nice try, old man. (Celebitchy)

Salon.com has countersued (?) People’s Sexiest Men Alive list with a list of their own, starting off with a more appropriate Robery Downey Jr. I mean, really? Hugh Jackman? No fucking thanks. (Agent Bedhead)

The North American Mountain Goat is maybe the least disappointing and useless wild animal in North America. (Animal Review)

Here are the 20 Best Cover Songs of all time, part II. (MixTapeTherapy)

I don’t entirely understand what this is, but I know is that need to have one more than anything in the world. (CuteOverload)

My roommate watches this “House” fuckshit, and, OK… I admit that I do occasionally get sucked in while she’s watching. Anyway, I loved this spoof:

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Bonus video! Sarah Palin is interviewed with turkeys being slaughtered behind he. Yup, seems about right:

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