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November 20, 2008 |

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | November 20, 2008 |

Yeah, I’m starting out with Paris Hilton news today. And just what the hell are you going to do about it, huh? Bitch in the comments? Well, be my fucking guest! (WIMB)

A retarded high school janitor gets scammed by a bunch of teenage boys who trade fake pictures of their wieners in exchange for buying them beer. True story. (QuizLaw)

Part one of two, the Top 20 Best Cover Songs, by my good friend Ms. Mix & Bitch. Mini-dirve, what’s your fave? I will always love “Mrs. Robinson” by the Lemonheads, so help me God. (MixTapeTherapy)

Jennifer Garner is being stalked by the “reincarnation of the prophet Enoch.” Well at least it’s not just some random crazy person, anyway. (Yeeeah!)

The public crybaby pissing match between Tim Robbins and the New York City Board of Elections sadly continues. (HuffPo)

Former Sleater-Kinney awesome-o extraordinaire Carrie Brownstein takes the new “Wii Music” for a spin. (Slate)

Ha! The lame gay vampire from Twilight is totally the new Zoolander! (FilmExperience)

Hahahahahaha. Stephen Baldwin says that he was “joking” about moving to Canada if Obama won. They don’t want you either, do they S-Bald? (Celebitchy)

Anyone want to guess what MTV VJ contest winner Jesse Camp is up to these days? If you said “exposing himself,” you win the prize! (NSFW) (omg blog)

Yellow Brick Road cake or Old, Rotting Banana? You be the judge. (CakeWrecks)

Is Facebook creepy? In a word, yes. I’ve been added by everyone from a jerk who bullied me in high school (and then denied it when I message-confronted him) to an old neighbor who babysat me as a kid. (Bowl Of Stupid)

I can totally see Suri Cruise tenting her fingers together ominously. (Celebslam)

I saw this when I was browsing through my reader last night and spit wine on the keyboard. I don’t know if it was that funny or I was that drunk. (UnnecessaryQuotes)

Dream casting for the titular roles in a movie called The World’s Most Annoying Man? Simple, two words: Perez Fucking Hilton. OK, three. (CC Insider)

God, I love Panera Bread. It’s pretty much the only fast food I’ll still eat, and I really want to try these breakfast sandwiches. Like right now. No really, I’m kinda starving here. (TIB)

Holy gross. I think I’m gonna have to cancel on the Panera now, after reading these hospital stories. (RantsFromThePants)

Boiler alert! 100 Hollywood films spoiled in five minutes. I’m glad I finally saw There Will Be Blood This weekend before I watched this.

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

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