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The only way I would willingly fork money over to Courtney Love is if she promised to go away and never be seen or heard from again. (WIMB)

Helena Bonham Carter is totally the queen of comebacks: “Well, shut up… ‘Cause your mother was probably on uh, vodka when she had you.” (The Blemish)

The wonderful and talented Beckyloo sets our radar on yet another douchebag who needs to be taken down a notch — via hate mail bombardment, naturally. (TVFallsInTheWoods)

Snapple is touting fruit drinks with healthy benefits, which remarkably enough contain mostly sugar and artificial sweetners. (The Impulsive Buy)

Julia Roberts gives the middle finger to environmentalists and the disabled in one fell swoop. (Celebitchy)

Hey, remember that time Quentin Tarantino played an Elvis impersonator on an episode of “The Golden Girls?” (Chronological Snobbery)

Fox News using their powers to support Giuliani? That sounds… so very much like them. (The Liberal Avenger)

Due to the angry, mixed reaction of the first Beowulf, it’s only natural production is staring on a sequel. And what’s this? We’ve got the exclusive trailer, after the jump!

Pajiba Love | November 19, 2007 | Comments (19)



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Huh, funny, I can't really recall Helena Bonham Carter ever actually "being" here, until she married that nerd.

Preganacy HAS given her a nice set of cans though.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 19, 2007 4:08 PM

*pregnancy

Dammit, it's those cans!

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 19, 2007 4:16 PM

BaioWulf? hahaha. I didn't see that coming.

Posted by: BWeaves at November 19, 2007 4:39 PM

"Nice rack" is the first thing I thought when I saw that picture. Of course, they are right there out in front, you kinda can't miss 'em.

Having said that, I agree with her. One cup a day isn't gonna do anything terrible. I love how people think that when you're gestating, they have the right to tell you what to do. It's not enough for them that you're "choosing life," now they think they get to tell you how to do that, too. If I was pregnant and someone tried to scold me for drinking coffee, my most polite reaction would be to tell them to fuck right off.

If a pregnant chick is shooting up or getting hammered every night, sure, throw her a look of condemnation. Anything short of that, I advise you to leave her be.

Posted by: LL at November 19, 2007 4:42 PM

Erm...Only one cup of coffee a day while pregnant? I guess that means you should call the authorities on me. Yes, the ignorance is rampant regarding pregnancy and the folk remedies that are prescribed by both doctors and the general public. I think it's the only place in medicine where voodoo is still allowed, considering the lack of evidence for many of the things pregnant ladies are "supposed" to do. And it doesn't stop with pregnancy either. Then you get to deal with all of the breast feeding lies advice. Although I'm sure no one would have a problem with me drinking 10 of those Snapple "health" drinks in a day.

Posted by: katy at November 19, 2007 6:25 PM

Julia Roberts has always been a hosebeast. Remember what she did to Kiefer Sutherland? How she came to be with Danny Moder (and how she behaved towards his then-wife) was pretty unsavory, too. That's not to defend the infidelities of these men, of course, but her actions were pretty reprehensible. So now she's a hypocrite to boot!

Posted by: Lannie at November 19, 2007 6:59 PM

Dear everyone:

Thanks for all the penis enlargement information and gambling website referrals. I'm all good now, thanks.

Posted by: IndieWriter2007@gmail.com at November 19, 2007 7:16 PM

The whole zero tolerance, no alcohol/no caffeine thing relating to pregnancy is a puzzler to me. In Paris, Rome, Berlin, etc., one sees pregnant women behaving normally, i.e., sipping espresso or a glass of wine, even smoking a cig, and no one freaks out. They're not swilling it down, but it's a far cry from the beverage nazis here who call social services if a knocked up gal has a sip of chardonnay.

Clearly the science indicates heightened risk from substantial alcohol or caffeine consumption, but I'm quite skeptical that there's a significantly higher incidence of birth defects in western Europe than in the U.S., even though women there frequently do not forego alcohol and caffeine entirely during pregnancy.

What is it about U.S. culture that makes a lot of people so extremist about things like this? Paddy, AtO, causabon, what's the practice in the Isles?

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at November 19, 2007 7:27 PM

socalled, there was recently a British study showing that a few drinks and even the occasional binge is okay during pregnancy. It's only sustained heavy drinking (such as an alcoholic will do) that is harmful. The reaction of doctors here to the study was SHOCK HORROR NO NO NO NO NO. (Including my personal favourite: "This is not a license to drink during pregnancy." Fuck you, I don't need a license from you. I'll make my own decisions based on the facts.) I think the reason for that is that they worry that if you tell a pregnant woman it's okay to have a drink or two they'll just go out and get smashed every night. Which is pretty freaking condescending and insulting.

Here's the article: Binge drink baby damage 'unclear'

Posted by: roses at November 19, 2007 8:13 PM

Bleh, don't believe the hype ladies, my mom went drinking ALLLLLLLL he time when she was pregnant with me and look how well I turned out...

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 19, 2007 8:16 PM

hmmm. i had several comments to make about the whole alcohol/preggers thing right up until slim's post...

and i already ranted about the crip space bandits over on "yeeeah".
guess i'm done for the day.

Posted by: bionic bunny at November 19, 2007 9:34 PM

Socalled - There's a great book called Medicine and Culture by Lynn Payer that describes how cultural differences in health care attitudes shape perceptions of health. One of the points she talks about in the chapter on the US is how we have an all or nothing medical culture, and are frequently unable to decipher gray areas of indecision. One example is how when an American has a medical issue they usually insist on a diagnosis and a course of treatment in order to be satisfied. Other cultures don't feel these are always necessary. We will also choose the most aggressive form of treatment possible even if it only raises our chances of survival by a couple of percentage points, and doesn't significantly improve our quality of life. On the flip side, once we find out something is supposedly bad for us, we ban it all together instead of finding a happy medium. Examples of this abound in our dieting tendencies and the way we demonize the food group du jour. Salt, fat, carbs, alcohol, etc. are all examples of things that we deemed as evil, and then further research showed we actually needed in moderate amounts for a health diet. Anyway, it's a great book and I highly recommend it. It will totally change the way you view our health care system.

It also doesn't help that our medical establishment has to pander to the lowest common denominator, like roses mentioned above. It is insulting to be treated like an idiot who can't understand subtleties.

Posted by: katy at November 19, 2007 11:16 PM

Sadly it's still pretty extremist over here socalled. There's been a recent rash of drinking during pregnancy related advice recently and the general scientific consensus is that about 80% of it is scaremongering bollocks.

The most recent story I can remember seeing was along the lines of: "Yeah, so having the occasional drink while pregnant probably isn't going to result in your baby sprouting flippers or anything, but we really don't trust you to act like adults even though you're, you know, pregnant and will soon be responsible for another life so we're going to continue recommending total abstinence from alcohol. Because abstinence is always a great plan. Yes."

Reason #347 why Alex is terrified of getting pregnant and aims to avoid it for the foreseeable future.

Where's my damned 11am gin and tonic?

Posted by: Alex the Odd at November 20, 2007 5:34 AM

Yay, Helena B.C. (who I always thought was gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous). Oh, how I detested being infantilized whilst pregnant. Because there's no test cases available (who is going to turn their womb over for experimentation just to see what happens?), the prevailing wisdom is that, for nine months, the mother-to-be must not ingest caffeine (this one eludes me entirely), lunch meat, alcohol of any kind, remedies for one's discomfort of any kind, etc. I was going to get my toenails done and some dude I work with said "You're not supposed to do that." I seriously almost put my disheveled foot right up his ass

Posted by: Samantha T at November 20, 2007 6:42 AM

What? No pedicures either? Fuck that.

Posted by: Alex the Odd at November 20, 2007 6:47 AM

Oh, Alex et al. You think the shit is over once the baby's out? Oh, no. Wait until the commentary while you're nursing or, worse, if you decide not to nurse.

Posted by: Samantha T at November 20, 2007 8:18 AM

Good to know; thanks everyone. I had a sneaking suspicion the zero tolerance thing was bullshit.

I'll take a look at Medicine and Culture. I've been going through this nonsense myself over the past year, and I have to say, our medical system in the U.S. is absolute crap. Every time I hear someone say we can't have the government determining how we get healthcare, we can't have single payor, etc., I have to laugh (bitterly) as the current system is broken, broken, broken, even for someone who has the means to circumvent the HMOs. I just pay out of my own pocket much of the time to get the "best" advice, and it's still incredible how bad the care can be.

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at November 20, 2007 11:07 AM

From what I've come to understand when studying Fetal Alcohol Syndrome in university is that no-one knows how much (or little) alcohol has to be consumed during pregnancy to cause damage. So, given that we don't know- why take the risk? I don't condone people trying to tell women what to do with their own bodies, but I think when it comes to a physician making recommendations for the health of the mother and child, that's pretty reasonable.

Posted by: Lannie at November 20, 2007 2:54 PM

Damn. I thought I was the only one who knew that was Quentin Tarrentino in that episode. I used to amuse my friends at parties with that bit of trivia. Now I find its common knowledge. Damn Damn Damn.

Posted by: cmoody at November 20, 2007 2:59 PM