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So sad! For those of you who remember MTV from not only before "Real World'ers" started getting drunk and banging each other -- but before "Real World" even existed -- Ken Ober, host of "Remote Control" has passed away at age 52. (Celebitchy)
And in more sad news, British actor Edward Woodward of everything from the original Wicker Man to Hot Fuzz has also passed away at age 79. (Cinematical)
Because Stephen King can't leave well enough alone and didn't sufficiently jump the shark by literally writing himself into his own book, he's reopening the Dark Tower series. (Topless Robot)
Scarlett Johansson is in a new Dolce & Gabbana perfume commercial, and goddamn her acting sucks even in that. (Yeeeah!)
Ohhhhh this is creepy. I'm never going to look at Emma Watson the same way again after this. (Unreality)
I don't understand the difference between these new "mint fudge" Oreos and the ones that come out around Christmas every year. Does anyone else know what I'm taking about? (Impulsive Buy)
Werner Herzog actually thought Nicholas Cage might have actually been on drugs while shooting Bad Lieutenant, which would explain a lot having seen the trailer. (Film Drunk)
Speaking of Bad Lieutenant, which I am SO excited for, here's a list of the ten best corrupt cop movies. (Screen Junkies)
The word "douche" has now officially infiltrated mainstream media, although I personally think it should be reserved for only special cases involving John Mayer and Joe Francis. (Warming Glow)
If anyone caught January Jones on "Saturday Night Live" this weekend, here's an inner monologue of what was probably going through her head at the time. (Holy Taco)
Volkswagen has always maintained a standard of excellence in advertising, (which is probably why their shitty overpriced vehicles have always been so popular) but they lost me with this one. (Agent Bedhead)
I thought I would tear shit up with this Beverly Cleary quiz, but I only scored a pathetic 3 out of 11. Do I have a challenger? (mental floss)
Good news for those of you who like to fap it to bitchy, self-righteous chicks who love the baby Jesus! The Carrie Prejean sex tape is now at level "orange" for its imminent threat to being released. (Celebslam)
I promise this will be the only time I post a clip from the "Today" show, only because I fully expect this little girl to act like this when she collects her Oscar someday:
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