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Wanda Sykes thinks it's a big announcement that she's gay? She's a female stand-up slightly edgy commedienne. Wouldn't it be a big announcement if she announced she was straight?

And Yahoo for the death of Crocs.

The whole time I was looking at Heidi Klum's bedazzled underwear, I kept thinking, "That would be so much hotter without all the sparkly shit."

I can't judge Rainbow Killer on that one - it's pretty much what I look like after a night of drinking, except instead of shoveling in McDonald's I usually have some delicious Wawa creation jammed in my face.

I'm okay with Crocs on people who have a reason to wear them, like nurses or chefs. Otherwise, no. But my real question is, why are Uggs still around? And even worse, Fuggs? When the hell will they go away?

You've seen that Crocs kinda make their own Uggs now, right?

I'm sorry if I'm catching you off guard, it is a little scary.

I'm glad John enjoyed "'72". I recommend it often and it made this year's bullshit even more amusing when thought of.

I'm not afraid of hair or monthly functions, but that? My hair's gonna get caught in it. Ouch!

Wouldn't it be a big announcement if she announced she was straight?

Judy Gold's gonna realize where she went wrong and come back to me, with her hair short again, riding down on the giant spit curl. "It's Judy's Sho-ow!"

Sigh.

I know I'm in the minority here, but I love Heigl's crazy ass. As I've said before, if someone paid me a whole pile of money to act like some brainless bimbo who constantly wears bikinis in a movie, I'd do it. And if I was interviewed about it later, I'd probably say some variation of "It's not a role that I'm proud of, but the check cleared, so we're cool."

But hey, y'all wanna hate, you go on. And I'll just sit back and be glad I'm not famous so my own tendency towards unfiltered honesty doesn't bite me in the ass.

But hey, y'all wanna hate, you go on. And I'll just sit back and be glad I'm not famous so my own tendency towards unfiltered honesty doesn't bite me in the ass.

Unless you're into biting, then we'd be happy to oblige.

Genny, my issue with Heigl is just that she kind of goes out of her way to be a bitch about the movies and the show that give her the opportunity to have that pile of money. There are a lot of other hot blondes in Hollywood who would gladly stroll around in bikinis or bridesmaid gowns and keep their mouths shut about the "quality of the writing" on their hit TV shows. I guess what I'm trying to say is that if I were Heigl, I'd collect the checks, walk around my house naked all the time, and bite my damn tongue.

Katherine Heigl looks great she's just a crabby, boring idiot who should probably turn her critical eye inward before judging everyone and everything else.

I'm sorry, I'm crabby today too because I'm at school and hung over.

You've seen that Crocs kinda make their own Uggs now, right?

*shudder* Yes. I've only seen them advertised and never worn, but still.

Also in confusing college trends, almost every-freaking-one of my fellow co-eds wears Uggs. Ew. But they also wear them when it's raining, aren't they made of sheep's wool? Double ew.

But the thing that confuses the hell out of me is walking across campus and seeing several girls bundled up in sweatshirts and/or North Face jackets with long sleeve tees and scarves and gloves and a cap with BOOTY SHORTS and Uggs.

DAMMIT PUT ON SOME PANTS AND YOU WON'T BE SO COLD ALL THE TIME.

Did your mothers not give you any sense before you left for school? Sheesh.

I believe the phrase is "look into pants".

I was always a fan of the greeky girls downtown on chilly nights in college wearing sleeveless tops and any other number of gauzy things. "Y'aaalll I'm coooollllld!" drifted up and down the street on the wind.

Wawa's some kind of burger chain that apparently has an even more addictive chemical than what the Colonel uses, smartarse!!

THANK YOU KAYANNE! I have never understood it! Nobody can pull it off. You just end up looking stupid! It is not hot! The boots I don't mind. With jeans. The Booty shorts are a fine addition to a summer day. Without Boots.
The combination just ruins everything.

Jay, love, you are indeed correct. "Look into pants" is the proper phrase.

I might consider wearing Uggs if I were, say, an Alpine goatherd and the wearing of them were necessary to keep my feetsies warm and still attached to my body.

Wawa is a magical convenience store. Do not be fooled that it is some sort of 7-11 hack job; nay, my friends, it is glorious. There is a deli counter where one can order hoagies, ciabatta melts, soups, salads, hot to-go bowls, mashed potatoes, sandwiches, and macaroni and cheese, to name only a few delicacies. They also have amazing coffee and the best gas and cigarette prices around.

I think I'm going to Wawa for lunch today.

Wawa is, in fact an amazing convenience store, but Sheetz is a tid bit better.

Yea, you heard me.

And OptimusGenny ewwwwwwwww foot sweat and cankles. Freaking look into flip-flops (Rainbows are very comfy!)... Sometimes I wonder how these people got into the same college as me...

Freaking double post of death! What's up with the Pajiba commentmabob?

I'll admit that a few years ago I wore the dreaded Uggs and a little denim skirt combo.

You're right, they did make my legs look fat and I froze my ol' Fuzzy Pumper off.

That video clip right there? Responsible for my first monitor-soaking spit-take. Nicely done!

RE: the double posts,

Apparently the shit is fucking slow today, but I'm not sure why that is causing double posts. Maybe people are just getting impatient and hitting post twice. Once you hit post, let it be for a few seconds, then if nothing is happening, click away from the page (like to the Pajiba homepage, or a different site altogether) and when you return to the comment thread your comment will be there with no evil doppelgangers.

The Mirren interview is appalling. Think she looks great, think she's a great actress, but her perspective is bizarre. Perhaps it's her age?

As to Heigl, God knows I find her tedious, but the fat stuff is a cheap shot. Why take a cheap shot when there's so much more there to work with?

I once wore my neon orange Crocs over top of my Uggs*. This had the unfortunate effect of rendering everyone in close proximity blind as they could not cope with the amount of awesomeness I was rocking. I wore them with black tights (complete with moose knuckle) that left just a little bit of my thong (and man mane) showing and a hot pink baby T that was at least 6 sizes to small to show off my rippling six pack of belly fat and size 46 C moobs.

*Totally didn't happen, I don't own Uggs

I'm just trying to figure out why Katherine Heigl earned undying hatred for doing it, but Pattinson gets a pass.

The big difference is Pattison barely knew the author of Twilight, and simply recounted how the whole thing freaked him out. Heigl waited and befriended people before she goes and talks smack in the public.

Plus, at least Pattison didn't pull the passive-aggressive bullshit Heigl does (re: the Emmy withdrawal issue).

I don't love Heigl, don't hate her, I'm totally noncommittal. At least she eats, we have the photographic evidence. Whether she barfs it up afterwards remains to be determined.

If everyone in Hollywood that Heigl's offended decides to stop putting her bland blonde ass in movies and TV shows, I figure that'll be punishment enough. I doubt she's the bitchiest bitch in all the land, she's just more open about it.

Uggs vs. Crocs. They're both ugly, but they're not the most offensive fashion items I've ever seen. Not by a long shot.