An interviewer had the NERVE to ask John “DO I LOOK SCARED?!” Cusack to indulge him in a little Say Anything-related nostalgia, and King Disaster Porn was absolutely not having it. (Film Drunk)
Here are five ways that Joss Whedon can recapture the glory from his “Buffy” days. Although I don’t necessarily think a cast photo of “Buffy” that includes Dawn and effing Riley for chrissakes is helping the argument. (Sci-Fi Squad)
Like Agent Bedhead I am also a huge fan of Bai Ling (like, I literally have her picture as my desktop wallpaper) and I am likewise astounded to find out that she’s 43 years old. (Agent Bedhead)
An idiot from “The Hills” is going to rehab? Huh! It must be a day of the week that ends with the word “day.” (Litelysalted)
For the UK version of the Couples Retreat poster, the black couple is suspiciously not pictured. Shit, I’m not even touching this one. (Celebitchy)
Apropos of nothing, here is a house that looks like Bender’s face. (Warming Glow)
Jeremy Feist needs a job. Does anyone want to hire him? Oh, but just so you know — he doesn’t do windows. (Notes on Bar Napkins)
I know I’m just asking for trouble posting this … But anyway. To answer the age-old question: Period sex. Yay or nay? Ehhh. I usually reserve it for those first “can’t keep your hands off each other” stages of a relationship. (Zelda Lily)
Adam Lambert is going full-on gay for his “For Your Entertainment” video shooting in downtown Los Angeles. I mean, even for downtown Los Angeles. (DListed)
Am I the only one that just wants to say “Oh, whatever, Chloe Sevigny” whenever I see pictures of Chloe Sevigny? Because seriously. Whatever, Chloe Sevigny. (Yeeeah!)
Oh wow, another smug book about vegetarianism written by a vegetarian which will likely only appeal to other vegetarians who likewise want to feel smug about not eating meat. (Second Pass)
Static Image of Alec Baldwin Doing Something Wacky + Photoshop + the Internet = Endless Hours of Fun. (Unreality)
A reminder: The Pajiba Movie Club will be discussing Mulholland Dr. tomorrow at 3 p.m. EST.
Miss Teen South Carolina met with Octomom for a segment on Jimmy Kimmel, and the result is something I can only describe as surreal. That Octomom is g’damn creepy:
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Oh thank God...I wasn't the only one who thought that Riley was more useless than a square-shaped vibrator.
Posted by: Jeremy Feist at November 16, 2009 1:20 PM
Actually, I would read Wolf Fancy.
"We took Sebastian, our gray wolf (Canis lupis), to the park for some exercise and OH, MY GOD THE CHILDREN! LOOK WHAT HE'S DOING TO THE CHILDREN."
Posted by: Tracer Bullet at November 16, 2009 1:21 PM
That's a beautiful think, Dustin Rowles.
Posted by: Awesomebutt (nee Smokin) at November 16, 2009 1:24 PM
I've never thought period sex was much of a big deal. Sex is supposed to be dirty and kinky. Just stay off the good carpets.
Posted by: EricD at November 16, 2009 1:28 PM
Is it inappropriate to state how smoking hot Miss Teen South Carolins 2007 is? She is adorable. I want one.
Posted by: John Denver's Wingman at November 16, 2009 1:28 PM
Carolina, rhymes with va-jay-jay.
**facepalm**
Posted by: John Denver's Wingman at November 16, 2009 1:29 PM
I'm gonna defend my country for a second here, I think it's just marketing NAMES, to be honest. I dont know either black actor and I'm assuming they're banking on the likes of Vaughn and Bateman to drag the punters in.
That said, the trailers I HAVE seen didn't feature the black couple either...which could be racism but to me it doesn't feel like racism, I mean they've also doubled Bateman in size... I really do think this is just about the 'Big Names' in this movie dragging in the audience.
As for Bai Ling NO FUCKING WAY IS SHE 43. Knowing that makes me suddenly love her when before I gave her a resounding 'meh'
43?! Holy shit!
Posted by: Nadine at November 16, 2009 1:32 PM
I thought Chloe Sevigny was really, really pretty in Shattered Glass. So I know it's possible for her to look better than she normally does. At least she wasn't wearing high-waisted, camel-toe producing, super short shorts.
Posted by: elsie at November 16, 2009 1:32 PM
Period sex: Most everyone has done it at some point. But later I think you start to think "Why? Can we REALLY not wait?"
So yeah, it's primarily for those early early days when you couldn't wait and didn't care.
Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at November 16, 2009 1:35 PM
Can y'all show a gif of the Dallas Cowboys coach and how he looked last night? That would make me very happy.
Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at November 16, 2009 1:37 PM
Simple.
'That time of the month= Blowjob week.'
Problem solved.
Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 16, 2009 1:38 PM
I'm in those stages of a relationship, but...no. Period sex is not for me, though I totally get why others don't mind it. Plus I like how the 5-7 day wait makes the end of cycle "hey guess what we can do all day today" sex that much more fun.
Elsie I agree, Chloe Sevigny was gorgeous in shattered glass. I find her appealing in a strange way. And I love when she's featured on Gofugyourself.
Posted by: Julie at November 16, 2009 1:40 PM
Besides, if the dude is enthusiastic about anal, and yet he thinks a little blood is that icky he is clearly not thinking this through.
Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 16, 2009 1:40 PM
If my options are period sex and no sex, I'm taking period sex. But you better get a dog and a jar of Jif if you want oral.
Posted by: Tracer Bullet at November 16, 2009 1:41 PM
Lindsey hee. And then when you get older and just don't feel like it, but he does, it's always Blowjob Week! Wheeee!
Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at November 16, 2009 1:45 PM
I wish John Cusack would just get over being cranky. He has some seriously cool movies on his resume and he just refuses to talk about anything. He doesn't even really want to talk about the movie he is suppose to be doing press for. What happened to him? I miss the cool John who actually showed up to his interviews to shoot the shit. The pre-2000 Cusack. Where did he go? All the stories I keep hearing lately make him out to be a dick and I refuse to believe it!
Posted by: James at November 16, 2009 1:45 PM
I've never thought period sex was much of a big deal. Sex is supposed to be dirty and kinky. Just stay off the good carpets.
Posted by: EricD at November 16, 2009 1:28 PM
Simple.
'That time of the month= Blowjob week.'
Problem solved.
Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 16, 2009 1:38 PM
I'm in those stages of a relationship, but...no. Period sex is not for me, though I totally get why others don't mind it. Plus I like how the 5-7 day wait makes the end of cycle "hey guess what we can do all day today" sex that much more fun.
Posted by: Julie at November 16, 2009 1:40 PM
Besides, if the dude is enthusiastic about anal, and yet he thinks a little blood is that icky he is clearly not thinking this through.
Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 16, 2009 1:40 PM
FAPFAP FAPFAP FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP *faints*
Posted by: Fappy McFapperson at November 16, 2009 1:47 PM
Fappy is the same guy who was on Intervention! Remember him? He wacked off 12 hours a day. I don't know how it didn't fall off.
(Man, what does it take to get off for the 135th time in 12 hours? I can't even imagine.)
Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at November 16, 2009 1:50 PM
Every week should be blowjob week.
Besides, if the dude is enthusiastic about anal, and yet he thinks a little blood is that icky he is clearly not thinking this through.
Heeeeeee.
Posted by: Julie at November 16, 2009 1:50 PM
That book by Jonathan Safran Foer is the one that caused Natalie Portman to make that comment about equating having people about you eat meat to tolerating rape. She read it and went from an annoying vegetarian to a preaching vegan. (Sorry, not a big fan of hers. I also don't think she's been good in anything except for Leon.)
I think Foer is a talented writer so I will certainly read the book but all this crazed reactions is really making me dread getting my read on.
I wasn't the only one who thought that Riley was more useless than a square-shaped vibrator.
He got to be Cowboy Guy!
Posted by: twig at November 16, 2009 1:52 PM
Snuggie, but they never said if he came or not. I think this is what happens when you are in a perpetual state of blue balls and super chafe.
Posted by: Julie at November 16, 2009 1:53 PM
I am a wingman, but not that kind. Although I think John Denver's Red Wingman has a nice ring to it.
And blowjob week...Godtopus bless you L w/ e. You too Snuggiepants. I'm married, so at this point I'd take blowjob day, or hour, or moment.
Posted by: John Denver's Wingman at November 16, 2009 1:54 PM
Snuggie, but they never said if he came or not. I think this is what happens when you are in a perpetual state of blue balls and super chafe.
Posted by: Julie at November 16, 2009 1:53 PM
FAPFAPFAP!
Posted by: Fappy McFapperson at November 16, 2009 1:56 PM
Julie Holy soft fruit, you're right. That's even worse. He wanked for 12 hours with no relief. Or possibly only once after 12 hours of wanking.
Gah.
Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at November 16, 2009 1:56 PM
Oooh, we broke Fappy.
Snuggie: I am old enough and have been married enough to know that every week can be Blowjob week. And I also know what kind of power that is, and how to wield it.
I cannot tell you how amused the new SO was to learn about Blowjob week. I get the impression that his Ex wife wasn't 'that kind of girl'. But I am.
Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 16, 2009 1:56 PM
I'm all for period sex. Then again, if the woman is not comfortable with it, that's fine too. We could just... have a conversation, I suppose. Trouble is, when that option is adopted, the woman in question runs the risk of getting to know me.
And that has been the downfall of all of my relationships.
That article wasn't about sex in Elizabethan costume dramas?!
Posted by: Lubeg at November 16, 2009 1:58 PM
But anyway. To answer the age-old question: Period sex. Yay or nay?
Nope. Everything about my lady parts is sore for like, 4 days out of every THREE months (thank you, modern science!). Your ass can wait. And don't even mention the words "Blow Job Week" to me while my uterus is trying to crawl out through my bellybutton, unless you want me do my best to let you experience the same pain I am so you can understand why I'm "moody". Yes I'm a bitch. I appraise all suitors of that before they get too involved.
Posted by: Intern Rusty at November 16, 2009 1:58 PM
That Belichick gif is tearing me apart. TEARING ME APART!
*weep-running*
Keep it short and sweet guys. This is NOT a time to impress with your staying power, self control, or think about baseball. The clock is running. Do NOT give a gal TMJ or Blowjob week will be rescinded.
Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 16, 2009 2:01 PM
Whedon Article: "different than"...who the hell is STILL writing that shit...someone save us from the fucking "jernalists".
Bender Article: should read "A garage door that looks like Bender's mouth".
Posted by: laredo at November 16, 2009 2:10 PM
Lindsey has the wisdom, indeed she does.
I hesitate to say too much so as not to ruin the mystery and intrigue of the Snuggiepants, but I am a very giving person. And not into receiving.
I'm not sure he knows how lucky he is. Maybe he does.
Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at November 16, 2009 2:15 PM
Period sex?
Wow, the things one has never thought about because one is gay....
Posted by: Drake at November 16, 2009 2:19 PM
Period sex? Sure, as long as it's after the second day and the cramps are over.
Whenever my best friend and I talk about period sex we say the 3 magic words: Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
That article wasn't about sex in Elizabethan costume dramas?!
Ha ha ha!
Posted by: Julie at November 16, 2009 2:20 PM
I'm going to say an absolute NO to period sex. For myself, anyway. I'm usually so uncomfortable and out of it that sexytimes are the last thing on my mind. But if you're alright with it and don't get all nauseous and bloated and moody like I do, go for it. Sex is sex. And I don't give a blowjob without expecting something in return. And I don't want to do no returnin' during my period. So, no. Bugger off.
Yeah, but that was the only time he was anything but a giant yawn walking around Sunnydale. The dialogue went:
Buffy: Oh No! Danger's coming!
Willow: I'm Adorable!
Tara: We have period sex! It works fine! There's nothing scary about a little blood!
Riley: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Posted by: esme at November 16, 2009 2:29 PM
"hey guess what we can do all day today"
Insert Jon Spencer Blues Explosion's "Full-grown" here. Have mercy, Julie!
(whaddaya mean "pun"?)
I am a very giving person. And not into receiving.
That article wasn't about sex in Elizabethan costume dramas?!
Well, if it was about Elizabethan costume dramas and the answer was 'nay' then my guess is that, historically, most of us wouldn't be here.
I have some British blood hidden underneath my pseudo-cholaness, so thank Godtopus for all those horny Brits who didn't mind the big, smelly dresses and furs and lack of dental hygene. Yet some people today still bitch about period sex. It's not so bad in the last days. I'll put it like this:
So, am I the only woman on the planet, then, for whom an orgasm during the two days before/first two-three days of my period does NOT relieve cramps, but exacerbates them?
Anna von B, you're not. I keep hearing "Orgasms help cramps!" from well meaning people like feramones and hopeful boyfriends, but an orgasm will frequently CAUSE cramps for me if I'm within a week of getting my period. I'll still do it, because it's fun, but yeah. Orgasms ≠ cramp relief for me.
Posted by: Intern Rusty at November 16, 2009 2:41 PM
What the fuck John Cusack? Why do you have to be such an asshole (like the guy I had several night stands with back in the day) just because he looked like you? You fucking stupid ass idiot dickhead. If it wasn't for people loving you in that sweet movie, your face wouldn't be sitting in that chair, and your anal sphincter wouldn't be posing as lips slammed shut in fright of a Godtopus damned cardboard symbol of romance. You should have been sucked into the ground in that piece of shit movie 2012. You look like a tired old man and I'm embarrassed for you.
Posted by: Cindy at November 16, 2009 2:47 PM
Word, Jay.
Full grown woman likes to drive me wild
Full grown lovin', crazy style
She said, "Wake up, daddy! It's time for the mornin' ride!"
Lord have mercy
Full grown! Get down!
I need a---I need a full grown woman
Indeed.
Posted by: Kballs at November 16, 2009 2:52 PM
Look, I've been married for ten years so I don't particularly care where I get it from or what state of seepage it is/is not in. Hell I'm happy to be able to touch something that isn't a part of myself, with a part of my self. I don't really care if its even technically a hole. Some examples:
"I know you're uncomfortable honey, just lie there and I'll rub it on the back of your knee."
"You know, I read that pit-sex can be very erotic."
"Would you mind if I just kind of rested this on your arm?"
"Looks like you've got some waxy build up in that ear"
Deh, Chloe Sevigny looks tragic in those pictures. I'm sure Vogue Magazine will squee their collective pants.
As for period sex, only after the cramps go away and the devil horns retract. I'm a nuclear bitch when my uterus dcides to turn into a Mexican Jumping Bean full of bloat. I like to spread the misery with a bad attitude. But after that goes away, just as long as the white sheets aren't dirtied we're a go. Gotta get lovin' time in before the fertile phase. (Not ready for rugrats yet.)
Intern Rusty--I hear you. Although I describe my monthly pain more like a black hole that has opened in the pit of my abdomen and all my organs are fighting like hell not to get pulled in. Sooo not sexy.
Aw, leave poor Riley alone. He can't help that he was the generic Ken-doll rebound guy brought in after Angel left town.
The first full episode of Buffy that I ever saw? The one where they introduce Dawn. I had no idea anything was wrong--up until then I had only caught snippets of the show and didn't know that she wasn't supposed to be there. I was mainly watching out of lust for Spike and was pleasantly surprised to find myself liking the acting and dialog too.
I don't get that video. Why is the 2007 winner on there? Kinda uncomfortable seeing someone so young getting something as personal as a sonogram done. Is that really the Octomom? Nice to see that she's doing so well--gosh, a TV in the kitchen! I don't have a TV in the kitchen. Maybe if I abandon any notion of being responsible and mature and get knocked up with a litter of brats I can't afford, then someone will buy ME a nice house and hired help and new TVs!
Posted by: DeadBessie at November 16, 2009 3:18 PM
Myths men love to spread:
1. Period sex makes your cramps go away.
2. Sex clears up your acne.
3. Blowjobs clear up your acne.
4. Copping a feel makes your boobs bigger.
Fact I'd like to spread:
1. Remember to take your tampon out before you do it, otherwise it's like trying to wrestle a greased pig out of the bottom of a ketchup bottle with one finger.
Posted by: BWeaves at November 16, 2009 3:34 PM
Got thermal ablation done several years ago for adenomyosis that couldn't be resolved with meds. It basically burns the lining off your uterus, pretty much permanently.
Best medical thing that ever happened to me. Still got to keep all my junk, but none of the bother. Whoooo.
Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at November 16, 2009 3:35 PM
Posted by: Anna von Beaverpuppet at November 16, 2009 2:34 PM
No, my beloved brain twin, no you are not the only one.
Also, BWeaves - that may be THE most perfect description ever!
Where is the outrage for the two black actors that had their faces and names removed for the movie poster? Where are you Vermillion? Where is your article about how shitty this situation is, and how this isn’t the first time that something like this has happened. I’m only calling you out Vermillion because in the past you’ve shouted from the mountain top that Tyler Perry isn't a credible movie director and how he’s bad for the African American community and the film industry. And also because you’ve been allowed to write columns in the past and maybe you have something important to say about this vile and deplorable act and because I don't expect anyone else at pajiba to write about it.
Posted by: Guess Who! at November 16, 2009 3:50 PM
I don't know Bweaves.
My skin hasn't been this clear in quite a while....
Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 16, 2009 3:50 PM
DeadBessie:
Yeah, that Octobitch has mad a pretty good living out of having a litter. Nanny, Octo-highchair, fancy appliances, GIANT FUCKING KITCHEN, tremendous amount of plastic surgery...
I have been going about this all wrong, what with supporting myself by working and shit. I should have 8-12 babies implanted in me and get all famous and my fortune is made. I could be the Dodeca-mom!
Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 16, 2009 3:56 PM
*made*
Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 16, 2009 3:56 PM
Well Ladies, I have to weigh in on this 'period sex' topic. Just when did y'all get so uptight about sex? I thought all of us ole hippies taught you to let it all hang out...or dribble or whatever.Must have been something about those early AIDS years when suddenly sex=death.I always found period sex to be awesome...totally juicy and no worries about birth control, yeeeeeeeeeeehaw! There wasn't a woman I knew who dared call herself 'feminist' if she couldn't get her s.o. to lick their way down to the treasure and yank that tampon out with their teeth a la Erica Jong style.I guess the Boomer's didn't accomplish anything worthwhile after all.
Umm yeah. Feminists make my ass twitch, and not in the good way.
Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 16, 2009 4:15 PM
RELindsey with an 'e'
"Simple. 'That time of the month= Blowjob week.' Problem solved."
Sure, because when you already feel like shit, why not put a dick in your mouth? Pass.
How about just wait a couple days? Or he can jerk it if he just can't stand to not ejaculate every single time he feels like it.
Posted by: Slash at November 16, 2009 4:54 PM
Admin, I've been approached with those lines before. I've even put it to my neck and he was a whole lotta happy!
Posted by: racahel at November 16, 2009 4:57 PM
Period Sex? NAY. I'm with Intern Rusty. It's not "Blowjob Week", it's "Yank It Your Damn Self Week".
and
Tracer! HAHAHAHAHA!
Posted by: Chickaboom at November 16, 2009 4:57 PM
Except you can still get pregnant while menstruating. It's rare, but possible. And I am in no way uptight about sex, my LORD am I not uptight-I've done things lately that I NEVER thought I'd let a guy do to me. I just really don't like to have my menstrual blood smeared on me or my guy, and the bf isn't down with it anyway. It's a personal preference. Just don't wanna.
But good for those who do. Because I am a bundle of frustrated nerves by the end. :)
Posted by: Julie at November 16, 2009 5:00 PM
brite I'm pushing 40 (e.g. "old" to anyone 25 or younger) and my parents were from the hippie/boomer generation.
I was a teenager throughout the 80s. I won't speak for all of my peers, but we seemed to be an uptight bunch and it was a very uptight time. I don't think there was just a whole lot of teeth tampon string pulling going on.
Hell, a bunch of us got together recently (thanks Facebook!) and relived our high school days and realized that, although nearly every single one of us was having sex in the backseats of cars, not one of us was discussing it with each other. We were all semi-shocked to find out about each other's activities.
Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at November 16, 2009 5:02 PM
Hey, don't hate on Blowjob week. It isn't a requirement to observe it. Besides, clearly placing the ol' pride and joy between the teeth of a hormonal raging bitch isn't always the smartest move.
Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 16, 2009 5:06 PM
The tampon string can also be used as a handy-dandy flossing tool!
Posted by: Beckster "Tri-Tip Goddess" at November 16, 2009 5:06 PM
Snuggie, did you also find out that you were all fucking the same 4 guys?
See, I hung out with the guys, and that was pretty much what happened. 1 guy finds some walking bundle of low self esteem who would put out, and then tip off his pals that she was a sure thing.
Rinse and repeat.
Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 16, 2009 5:10 PM
Yeah, but that was the only time he was anything but a giant yawn walking around Sunnydale. The dialogue went:
Buffy: Oh No! Danger's coming!
Willow: I'm Adorable!
Tara: We have period sex! It works fine! There's nothing scary about a little blood!
Riley: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
esme, that may be the best summation of BTVS dialogue I've ever seen.
Sex during my period? If it's not a heavy flow, I'm good to go. Otherwise... no thanks. Blow job week, indeed.
Anyone who has seen Bai Ling in "Dumplings" knows her secret to looking so young. I mean, that was a documentary, right?
Posted by: MelBivDevoe at November 16, 2009 5:15 PM
Lindsey No, but we went to a HUGE high school. When we graduated, I heard names called I had never heard in my life. Looked up there with my binoculars and thought "huh, who's THAT guy?"
I was that walking bundle of low self-esteem. No longer. But I was. And it was painful in more than one way.
Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at November 16, 2009 5:21 PM
I think we may have frightened off the Pajidudes.
Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 16, 2009 5:21 PM
Jeremy Feist needs a job. Does anyone want to hire him? Oh, but just so you know — he doesn’t do windows.
"I was that walking bundle of low self-esteem. No longer. But I was. And it was painful in more than one way."
Yeah, me too. That is how I know this stuff. Although to be fair I did most of my whoring after High School. I graduated in 91' BTW, so we are close to the same age.
Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 16, 2009 5:32 PM
If Feist would do windows and other household cleaning wile naked he could make some pretty good $$ as an erotic maid. I watched a show on it once so you KNOW it's true. I (would) personally find a hot guy vacuuming my house EXTREMELY titillating.
Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 16, 2009 5:35 PM
*while*
Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 16, 2009 5:38 PM
I think we may have frightened off the Pajidudes.
Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 16, 2009 5:21 PM
We're waiting for our own thread, in which to address the burgeoning topic of "morning wood sex, yay or nay?"
Posted by: Lubeg at November 16, 2009 5:40 PM
"morning wood sex, yay or nay?"
Unless you have to get out of bed to wrangle children, who ever turns down "morning wood" sex?
Somewhere between reading all the period sex comments today and being inundated with the New Moon media blitz this weekend an interesting inconsistency in Twilight has occurred to me.
So if a mere paper cut is enough to have vampires leaping across living rooms to feed on sweet Bella wouldn't that time of the month ever month pose a serious risk to our fair heroine? What, do sparkly vampires not go there either? Or do chicks not menstruate in the Twi-verse?
Mid-menstrual coitus I had the most profound feeling of stabbiness.
Any reason for this?
Oh, yeah, that’s why…
Posted by: Recondite at November 16, 2009 6:16 PM
and Brite,
you clearly don't understand grilled cheese sandwiches the way I do.
think about it.
Posted by: chayes at November 16, 2009 6:16 PM
"morning wood sex, yay or nay?"
What?! Is there even a debate?
Yea, Man, I say Yea!
Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 16, 2009 6:25 PM
I think we may have frightened off the Pajidudes.
Well suddenly there was a bunch of anger and bitterness brewing up, and seemingly at us and our brethren, and I thought "I thought Stacey asked the question, where's this going? I didn't demand any blow job or painful sex!"
Exactly. Vamps are like sharks, they can smell .00001pt/million blood in the air/water. A paper cut is the least of that bitch's problems. At least Anne Rice had the balls to write about this in her books.
Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 16, 2009 6:28 PM
Jay:
Hey baby, I am the one who proposed Blowjob week. No anger or bitterness here. It has been pretty educational though. I learn A LOT in these threads. We are psycho analyzing over in the American Beauty thread and having 'Sex Talk' over here. What a very informative day.
Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 16, 2009 6:33 PM
I think we may have frightened off the Pajidudes.
There's so much estrogen in this discussion, they're afraid they'll develop man boobs like Jeremy Piven.
Yossarian - Stephenie Meyer actually has an answer for that one. By answer, I mean she kinda tiptoes around it by suggesting that Edward's too gentlemanly to care:
"Several girls wanted to know if Edward would have a more difficult time being around Bella when she's having her period. Answer: Yes, a little bit, but he would never say anything about it. He is much too much of a gentleman. And Bella would be way to embarrassed to ask. (It's not the same as a cut, though. It's sort of "dead" blood, if you get my meaning)."
I found that when I Googled Twilight + Bella + period. I got 46,700 hits. It's apparently a big issue amongst the Twitards.
Posted by: MelBivDevoe at November 16, 2009 6:44 PM
Now, I came in here for something...
Oh, right. Something about John Cusack being an A-Hole. I find it amusing that he has become such a nozzle. A reference to one of my old movies, you say? An classic romantic comedy that I should be proud of and perhaps acknowledge with a laugh? Well, no sir. I shall clutch my pearls indignantly and give you the shank eye.
Then I got distracted by all the talk about period sex and I remembered why I cherish you all so very much.
Clearly Mr. Cusack does not have sex during his period.
Posted by: greer at November 16, 2009 6:47 PM
Solution for Mr. Cusack: Don't like the notoriety that a role will win you? Don't take them. Matter of fact, who said it was mandatory that you act at all? You could have done something else and people wouldn't ever have had to plague you with those "boom box guy" references.
Problem solved, dipshit.
Posted by: Recondite at November 16, 2009 7:04 PM
"Answer: Yes, a little bit, but he would never say anything about it. He is much too much of a gentleman. And Bella would be way to embarrassed to ask."
Translation: Mormons are repressed idiots who don't talk much about bodily fluids. And thus the result is idiotic fumbling with the lights out and no one walks away truly satisfied.
Twilight in a nutshell, perhaps?
Posted by: Recondite at November 16, 2009 7:19 PM
Comment # 100 bitches! Oh wait, this isn't that kind of site.
Twilight sucks!
Better?
Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 16, 2009 7:33 PM
Guess Whookie happens to have a point (broken clocks, blind squirrels, etc). It's shameful that the producers decided Britons were too racist to see a movie poster with a (already buried way in the back and nearly invisible) black couple on it. That's some bullshit right there.
Posted by: Tracer Bullet at November 16, 2009 7:59 PM
Morning wood sex? Yay.
But either wake me up with enough time to fall back asleep and feel rested before the alarm goes off or wait until after the alarm goes off. Not five fucking minutes before the alarm goes off! That is a serious pet peeve of mine, punishable by being unceremoniously shoved out of bed and onto the floor. I've had this discussion a time or two.
Yeah, I'm long over being awakened by an insistent dick in my back. I'm too old for that shit, MOST of the time.
Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at November 16, 2009 8:40 PM
Morning wood's lovely, but a fella's got to act fast. None of this "gentle teasing 'til it's too late and we have to get up if we're going to make it to work on time" crap, dammit! *sigh* Not that I'm speaking from this morning's experience or anything.....
Yeah, you know, I got caught up in all the period-talk (I eman, I am a broad, after all), but that whole poster thing IS bullshit. There are those who are arguing that those two actors happen to be less well known, but I would argue that Malin Ackerman is not really any more well known than Faizon Love. The man has 42 credits to his name, in both television and movies. (And honestly, I'd rather see him in the poster than Jon Favreau... I mean, what has HE done for me lately?) Not to mention that all the commercials featured all 4 couples.
Interesting. Lot of judgmental comments from those not into period sex. Except, of course, Julie, who is extremely difficult to dislike.
I say yes.
Posted by: Peter G at November 16, 2009 11:18 PM
As far as period sex goes, I’ve been known to run a few red lights in my day.
Posted by: Guess Who! at November 16, 2009 11:35 PM
Red lights! THAT is funny.
Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 17, 2009 12:06 AM
I'm not judgmental about it. I don't care if other people are totally down with period sex. I've certainly had some back in the day. But now I tend to just think "well, why?"
That's just for myself, though. Everyone else, live it up, man.
Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at November 17, 2009 12:16 AM
I just want to say that I love you for that Alec Baldwin link. Made my night.
Posted by: Gabs at November 17, 2009 1:44 AM
Re: Twilight crap--Topless Robot featured a story on Fan Fiction Friday that involved Bella on her period. Go look for yourselves if you want; I'm not posting that link because I don't want to accept any blame for the trauma that will ensue. Just read it on an empty stomach.
Posted by: DeadBessie at November 17, 2009 7:40 AM
I don't think you lovely ladies scared off the Pajidudes. Myself, I just had a headache and wanted to sleep and the bunch of you just kept coming at me with your periods and morning wood. Why can't we just talk? You never cuddle with me anymore!
Peter G, if you dislike any of the hilarious women on this site because of their comments on period sex then you're a moron. That is all.
Posted by: becks at November 17, 2009 9:32 AM
For the record I'm fine with period sex but not on the first day. Morning sex is the greatest. So is afternoon sex and evening sex and late night sex and also middle of the night sex.
Posted by: becks at November 17, 2009 9:36 AM
I saw the guy who played Riley in Lie To Me the other week, and was surprised to find that he was rather hot. Tall, built, nice eyes. I guess the greasy hair and boring character he was stuck with in Buffy obscured the hotness.
Re: period sex, I'm in the 'no chance' camp. Everything hurts, I feel cranky and not-sexy, and the blood is too much messiness for me. I don't want it anywhere but on the tampon, thanks very much. (Though I did read a Buffy fanfic once in which Spike and Buffy have period sex. Seriously. And yes, he pulled the tampon out with his teeth.)
Posted by: tarn at November 17, 2009 11:23 AM
Trust me tarn, it is harder than it sounds. One false move and you’re wearing crimson lipstick.
Posted by: Guess Who! at November 17, 2009 12:30 PM
I fail to see what is sexy about tampon removal with teeth. I mean, I am fairly hard core, but that is provocative for the sake of being provocative. But, hey, whatever turns you on.
Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 17, 2009 1:23 PM
I'm with you Lindsey.
Posted by: becks at November 17, 2009 1:47 PM
Besides, it sounds like a 'what's grosser than gross' joke. In writing it would just be the weak tool of a lazy mind. If that is the BEST you can come up with, you need to rethink the whole thing.
Or, maybe I'm just too old for that shit to be interesting. That is probably it. When I was 16 I probably would have LOVED it.
Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 17, 2009 3:09 PM
Period sex is fine unless it makes your girl bleed more heavily and feel shitty. Then, it can wait. There's google videos for a reason, bro.
Also, would like to point out that Eating Animals by Jonathon Foer is not smug or all in your face about being vegetarian/vegan. It tends to be more about humane, sustainable farming that doesn't torture animals before slaughtering them, which is a pretty easy idea to get behind.
Posted by: GoreMotel at November 17, 2009 4:14 PM
Wow. You weren't kidding about that story, DeadBessie. Eeeurrgh.
Posted by: MelBivDevoe at November 17, 2009 4:59 PM
Becks, reread my comment, please.
I made no judgment on commenters themselves, just certain comments (not gender specific either). Well, except for Julie, whom I complimented.
What I was commenting on was that those who weren't into it were being harsh on those who were. Further, the more amusing comments were from those who were into it or had amusing 'ex' or current stories.
It is comments like yours that contribute to the xenophobic feel of the comments at Pajiba.
I have considered lately that the large proportion of my comments are negative. Not because I am a negative person or dislike the website, but because of the way I react to the large proportion of regulars who jump on dissenting occasionals.
Your comment case in point.
Interestingly, the regulars are willing to entertain contrary view from regulars, but not those who choose to comment occasionally. Maybe an understandable reaction to trolls, but disappointing nonetheless.
Posted by: Peter G at November 17, 2009 10:17 PM
Well wow Peter, thank you for your continued judgment. Stating Julie is "extremely difficult to dislike" insinuates that the other posters are not. Please re-read your comment.
Also, I have absolutely no idea if you're a regular commenter or not and I don't even think anyone considers me a regular. Why are people so weird about comments on this site? I don't give a shit if you have a dissenting opinion on period sex or whatever dumb shit we all comment on but I think the other ladies who comment are hilarious and I'll make fun of anyone who doesn't like them for their dumb opinion on period sex.
Posted by: becks at November 18, 2009 9:37 AM
Period sex? Yes, absolutely. I could not be hornier during that time and it makes my cramps go away. Also, I find that the guys that will go there then are way better in bed because they don't seem to have any hang ups. "Put a towel on the bed and let's go."
In the words of a fuck buddy: "I'll swim in that creek but I won't drink from it."
I'm cool with that.
BTW, teeth tampon removal? I'm pretty sure that was written about waaaaayy back in "Endless Love."
Posted by: Shonda at November 18, 2009 10:54 AM
Lindsey,
oh, I don't think the removal-with-teeth thing is sexy either. If any guy tried that on me, I'd crack up! But vampire period sex came up, and my packrat mind dragged that old cliched Spuffy story out of the attic. (I think Spike's fangs would get in the way, though.)
Guess Who,
yep, especially since the woman would probably bust a gut laughing. I bet it's even harder with a moving target.
Posted by: tarn at November 18, 2009 2:06 PM
most women i've been with are all about the period sex. . .hornier and more sensitive. and i'm pretty down with that! my first gf and i used to paint pictures on our bodies with the mess afterward, and its never occurred to me to think of it as tabboo since.
I also had a gf who was really fond of the phrase(and i'm surprised i havent seen it in the thread), "taste the rainbow", this would follow the removal of tampon by teeth.
wow, was that way too much info for weighing in? no more coffee for you crazy monkey
Posted by: idleprimate at November 20, 2009 1:41 PM
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