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The goodwill keeps a’comin! The awesomely awesome casts of 30 Rock and SNL will be doing live shows at the UCB theater in New York to raise money for their production crews. (Crazy Days and Nights)

Caption up in this bitch: Kristen Bell looks at four one dollar bills as if they hold the secrets of the universe. (WIMB)

The chick who got kicked off the plane last summer for dressing too slutty is doing Playboy. Way to make us all proud. (Deus Ex Malcontent)

Behold the brilliant autumn colors of New York City graffiti! (cityrag)

Fabio says George Clooney is a scumbag with no class. Or as I like to imagine it in my head, “Zees Geage ‘Ooney, ee azz no clazz!” (Celebitchy)

John Travolta tries to shove his tongue down poor Kirk Douglas’s throat, and I wish on everything holy I could tell you that was a euphemism for something else. (Yeeeah!)

It took me about five minutes of looking at these photos to finally figure out what the fuck was wrong with Leonardo DiCaprio. (Agent Bedhead)

Heyoo! How ‘bout a little May-December necrophilia to kick off the weekend? (QuizLaw)

And finally, because I know how much you all love him, cough*Alex*cough, here’s a little Ricky Gervais, after the jump!

Pajiba Love | November 16, 2007 | Comments (10)


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Poor Kirk Douglas. . .so defiled. He looks like he is about to convulse or have another stroke. Who can blame him? I think I might get sick.

Creepy Travolta. What's up with that whitish patch of skin on his neck, by the way?

Posted by: prairiegirl at November 16, 2007 4:10 PM

Is it possible to suffer a lethal dose of irony? What if you mix a dangerously large dose of irony with four shots of 200-proof stupid? Former Hooters waitress gets her titters in a twizzle over being booted off a plane for misdemeanor slut-muffiny, then parlays it into a nudie spread on sad, sad playboy.com.

Wearily predictable? Sure. Toxic level irony? Definitely.

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at November 16, 2007 4:22 PM

Travolta, you have made Spartacus angry.

Very angry.

Woody Strode will rise from the grave and exact vengeance.

"The chick who got kicked off the plane last summer for dressing too slutty is doing Playboy." Wow. Who saw that coming?

Posted by: TK at November 16, 2007 4:23 PM

That Kristen Bell picture is either "Dude! I just found four bucks in my jacket pocket! Sweet!" or "Holy Shit! I swore I had a twenty!" I've worn both those looks before, the second more than the first.

I guess if you're going to be known for the rest of your life as "that chick that got kicked off a flight for dressing like a ho" anyway, being known as "that chick that posed for playboy after getting kicked off a flight for dressing like a ho" isn't that bad, all things considered.

Posted by: Rusty at November 16, 2007 4:59 PM

Leave your decency at home, get rewarded by Playboy *clap* *clap* *clap*

The ruling class in this country seems hell bent on emphasizing that you will only be rewarded for being a douchebag or a cheap sleazy whore.

The terrorists need not bother.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 16, 2007 6:13 PM

B-Slim, if I don't get to see Kyla Ebbert's orangey-spray-tan fake sweater bobcats, then the terrorists have already won. Because, as I'm sure you know, [*I'm pinching my face and hunching down like Jon Stewart*] they hate our freedom. Yeah, heh-heh-heh, they hate our freedom. That's why, in close coordination with our legislature, I'm working to confiscate your freedom, so I can protect it from the terrorists.

And nothing says freedom like a sad, dessicated, dissolute playboy spread. (Thank you, freerice dot com!) I think I'm not even kidding about that. Of course, my blood count is about 40-proof right now. My face is also numb, especially my lips. Okay, signing off now.

Wash, out.

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at November 16, 2007 10:10 PM

Everyone, check out that graffiti. It is gorgeous.

Posted by: Diana at November 16, 2007 11:24 PM

Gods, I love Stephen Merchant.

Posted by: MJ at November 17, 2007 6:59 AM

Stephen Merchant? That big lanky goggle-eyed freak? The one that must have been put in a grow bag when he was little?

Posted by: Que Barbara at November 17, 2007 11:06 AM

Why are the Brits so goddamned funny? Also, the Clooney story is hysterical.

Posted by: Samantha T at November 19, 2007 8:10 AM