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And Now, A Formal Apology From Management

Pajiba Love / Stacey Nosek

Pajiba Love | November 14, 2008 | Comments (48)

An open letter to Jhonen Vasquez fans. Really, our [expletive], [expletive], [expletive] friend means you no harm, and neither does anyone else on our fair little website. Oh, except for Dustin, I heard one time he said that you guys are all pussies. (GospelAccordingToPrisco)

Guess who’s still insane and egomaniacal? Really, you should get this one. (WIMB)

Alcohol problem or something that can be resolved with a package of Depends adult diapers? (QuizLaw)

Sarah Jessica Parker is reportedly in a feud with Kim Cattrall over conforming that there will be a sequel to “Sex and the Motherfucking City.” Here’s an idea, let’s call the whole thing off. (Celebitchy)

Child Molestation Playground Fairytale Ranch has officially been sold. (Yeeeah!)

Ha ha ha ha ha. Who’re gonna call, the Internet Police? (Deus Ex Malcontent)

This is fantastic. A commercial finally addresses the beaver in the room. (DListed)

Apparently there’s been some fuss over this Twilight series? I’ve really had my head in the ground over this one, so thanks to Marra for the tip! (RopeOfSilicon)

Everybody Loves Raymond’s brother is a huge dickhead. Why do photographers follow this a hole around to begin with? (IDLYITW)

Sarah Palin’s greatest contribution to the 2008 Presidential Elections and to history in general may be adding the word “Palinfreude” to our lexicon. Brilliant. (PW)

I know this isn’t timely, but a baby in a tiny, handmade Yeti costume is too cute not to post, even halfway through November. Also, I’m wearing one of those beautiful necklaces on this site right now, so give this lady some love! (HappyOwlGlassworks)

Anyone wanna rent a room from a surly Republican to watch Obama get inaugurated? Thanks, Snoop Kolby Kolb! (craigslist)

I didn’t even read this story, but the picture alone was enough to crack me up. (The Blemish)

“How to Turn Your Car Into an Unstoppable Murder Machine.” Thanks to Jodester. Damns, you guys were all about the tips today, huh? (DivisibleBy0)

Today’s Pajiba Love Friday Feature is Sisters of ‘77, a documentary taking footage from the 1977 National Women’s Conference in Houston, Texas. Enjoy!

Pajiba Love brought to you by Stacey Nosek, who can be reached via email here.


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Comments

BOW, bow before ZiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiM!

Filthy humans!

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 14, 2008 12:04 PM

I actually refused to watch Sponge Bob Square Pants on the basis that I was convinced it's what caused the cancellation of Zim. That show was fucking brilliant.

Nice of Prisco to clear things up for the people weird enough to take that kind of shit way too personally though.

Posted by: Kayanne at November 14, 2008 12:13 PM

Sorry for the double post, but...

OHEMGEE BABY YETI!!!

Posted by: Kayanne at November 14, 2008 12:15 PM

Is that what was going on in that review? I just saw blood and slobber flying out of it and stayed clear.

Posted by: Jay at November 14, 2008 12:16 PM

I congratulate you for acknowledging my superiority in choosing me as your love pig!

Be honoured!

Posted by: Eva at November 14, 2008 12:17 PM

HA! Stupid DIB! More organs means more human.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 14, 2008 12:19 PM

Also, that yeti costume's at least 50% of why I need a daughter one of these days. The ovaries I don't even have are crying.

Posted by: Jay at November 14, 2008 12:24 PM

Oh, brother, I had no idea that these Twilight folks were into such dweebery, Jesus fucking Christ, get a grip.
Of course the effect of this will be that these Emo tools will make the thing so obnoxious that there will be a backlash BEFORE it even opens.

/See; Snakes On a Plane

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 14, 2008 12:28 PM

Dude, Jay, I know right. But if you really want to make your faux-veries cry, check out Capucine on Vimeo talking about the magical story about Winnie the Pooh and a Hippopotamus or something (link in my name). She's like four and a francophone.

Also, BSlim lemony fresh victory will be mine.

Now, off to leave the Doom song on my brother's voicemail!

Posted by: Kayanne at November 14, 2008 12:32 PM

My daughter's first Halloween costume was a goldfish. She was so awesome cute. I know I have a picture around here somewhere...hmm...here, if anyone is interested.

http://ericrmorse.smugmug.com/photos/208704308_bni4x-O.jpg

I want a yeti costume for my son-on-the-way. He'll be five months old by next Halloween.

Posted by: Snath at November 14, 2008 12:34 PM

That is the cutest baby costume I have ever seen. Oh god, my lower half aches.

And I love that link from Jodie, I really WILL find a way to stuff the trunk of my car with bees.

Posted by: Julie at November 14, 2008 12:36 PM

Seriously, if anything, Brian Pinhead's pathologically hateful remarks about Mr. Vazquez made me rekindle my love for all things Zim, the box-set marathon starts tomorrow at 10:00am after the necessary beer arrangements.

*Today children, you'll be quizzed on how to skin a moose...

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 14, 2008 12:38 PM

Snath! You're daughter is aaaaddoooorrrrabbblleee! And that fish costume is ridiculously impressive. Did someone make it? And congrats on your son-on-the-way!

Posted by: Kayanne at November 14, 2008 12:45 PM

popotamus.

I watched that without sound early this morning (I sleep in segments, and if I don't have to be up early [which I will be anyway, it seems], I'll have a look around) when I saw lizzie had put up a link. Even with just the subtitles it was alarming. BabyFrench might be too much to handle.

Posted by: Jay at November 14, 2008 12:48 PM

No we bought the costume online. My wife was originally going to make one but we found that one and decided we loved it too much to let it go.

Posted by: Snath at November 14, 2008 12:50 PM

Dammit, Snath! I'm gonna get nutty soon and be all "I'm in my thirties! I've gotta get married and have a baby NOW!" and...well.....that's just probably not that inviting, you know? Purpose defeating.


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I WANT THE YETI AND GOLDFISH IN THE SAME ROOM!!!

Posted by: Jay at November 14, 2008 12:53 PM

Jay's transformation into Liz Lemon makes me smile. Love so much.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at November 14, 2008 12:55 PM

Oh, I've got all of you beat. We dressed my three year old sister up as an Ewok for her first Halloween trick or treating. I took her out, and didn't wear my costume since I thought we'd walk down four houses and turn around so she could eat the candy.

Four blocks later I told her we had to go home because she couldn't fit anymore candy in her bucket. Several strangers had invited her into their homes to take her picture (I always went with her), I had been carrying the bucket since block two because there was so much candy in it, the bucket was too heavy for her.

I stole most of that candy. I was 12, she was 3, if someone was going to get sugar poisoning, it should've been me.

Posted by: Genny (also Rusty) at November 14, 2008 12:56 PM

(and what the hell episode is it where Bruce McCulloch in his sailor suit is cuter than two hamsters driving a little car?)

(dammit, I'm supposed to be buying front tires and getting a haircut!)

Posted by: Jay at November 14, 2008 12:57 PM

Snath that's probably the coolest kid's costume I've ever seen for sale. Nice find.

And Jay baby French IS too much to handle. Seriously, when I was studying in Paris there were millions of kids that were just as adorable as her. I almost died when I saw the little kids getting all geeked up about the the mini-Renn fair.

There's a SWPL entry about how white people want bilingual children and that's exactly why.

Posted by: Kayanne at November 14, 2008 12:57 PM

We are enrolling my daughter into a language immersion school, actually. Dammit SWPL...

Posted by: Snath at November 14, 2008 1:02 PM


OH, my squeedleespooch!

Posted by: Drake at November 14, 2008 1:07 PM

Love the baby yeti costume! Also, Snath, your baby goldfish is terribly cute too.

That craigslist post was hi-larious.

And the unstoppable murder machine was awesome.

It's halfway through the last day of a very long work week, I've lost all ability to be anything more than simplistic in my comments.

Posted by: tamatha at November 14, 2008 1:31 PM

Did Kolby have her baby elephant yet?

Posted by: amanda47 at November 14, 2008 2:13 PM

So...now am I going to be forced to dig all of my favorite Gir quotes? One time while interning, I set all the Windows sounds (start-up, shut down, etc) to Gir quotes! When it would start up it would go "BUUUUUURRRRIIIIITTTTOOOOO!!!"


I think I'm just going to go sing the Doom song now...

Posted by: Renee at November 14, 2008 2:26 PM

"Why was there bacon in the soap?!"

"I made it myself!"

Posted by: Snath at November 14, 2008 2:29 PM

Poor Jhonen! Has he written anything lately?

Posted by: ph at November 14, 2008 2:34 PM

Did Kolby have her baby elephant yet?

Last week! He's adorable. He looks like B-Slim and TK's love child.

Posted by: Julie at November 14, 2008 2:39 PM

Prepare your bladder for imminent release!!!

Posted by: Eva at November 14, 2008 2:44 PM

"And then there were the rats. Thousands of them. Dirty, Dirty rats..."

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 14, 2008 2:51 PM

"Horrible...Nightmare...Visions!"
"It's called life, Dib. Sit down."

Posted by: s. pisaster at November 14, 2008 4:09 PM

"Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now. "

Posted by: Kayanne at November 14, 2008 4:23 PM

i freaking love jhonen vasquez. i have an unhealthy number of tattoos devoted to his work
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i freaking hate twilight. has anyone here read these books? i suffered through two of them at the suggestion of a co-worker who must actually hate me. they read very quickly because the author doesn't seem to have an ability to flesh out her characters. they're written by my 12-year-old self. terrible, horrible, dull trash. i hate hate hate these books and the frighteningly obsessed fans of the books.

Posted by: courtney 1 at November 14, 2008 4:40 PM

Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants! The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!

Posted by: Newsolm at November 14, 2008 4:48 PM

"Okay filthy beast of meat and hair - your magical looove adventure begins NOW!"

.."This will give me a chance to learn more about human affection which from what I've been able to determine is largely pain based."

Posted by: Sue G. at November 14, 2008 4:51 PM

"Be gone with you! I've had enough of your nonsense from your smelly mouth filled with... corn!"

Posted by: Snath at November 14, 2008 4:52 PM

"i freaking hate twilight. has anyone here read these books?"

I have no idea what books you're talking about.

La la la la LALALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

Posted by: Sarina at November 14, 2008 5:07 PM

I thought that might perk you up.

Posted by: Jay at November 14, 2008 5:23 PM

"If I have to put up with the awesome funk of your collective child-stench, then so shall you all."

Posted by: s. pisaster at November 14, 2008 5:50 PM

Bow down... bow down... before the power of Santa! Or be crushed... be crushed... byyyy, his jolly boots of doom!

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 14, 2008 6:46 PM

Who the hell is Jhonen Vasquez? I don't care enough to Google the name.

Posted by: Slash at November 14, 2008 11:29 PM

Whoa! I go out for a few hours to watch "Wizard of Gore" and "Basket Case" and there's new formatting again.

Always startling people in the dark.

Posted by: Jay at November 15, 2008 12:30 AM

YOU LIKE ICE CREAM, YOU LIKE ICE CREAM,

YOU LOVE IT, YOU CANNOT RESIST ICE CREAM,

TO RESIST IS HOPELESS, YOUR EXISTENCE IS MEANINGLESS WITHOUT ICE CREAM...

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 15, 2008 6:21 AM

I was a fairy princess once, until it all went HORRIBLY wrong.
(holy crap - fairy princess Ms. Bitters would be the best Halloween costume ever)

Posted by: s. pisaster at November 15, 2008 11:10 AM

Bwahaha It sucks man, that people got pissed and blew this out of porportion because really, Most kids that are going to see that wretched movie Repo are the Johnen fan kids and thats how Johnen got wrapped into all this but Very comendable of you to apologize ^^
And Slash, Johnen is a genious. Worth googeling (Sp?) and to go along with everyone else, I shall insert a quote from Zim...
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"IT WAS MEEEEE!!! I WAS THE TURKEY ALL ALONG!!!!"
Tadaa. Good day.

Posted by: Vortez at November 15, 2008 7:44 PM

Oh, and that is a fantastic picture of Johnen.

Posted by: Vortez at November 15, 2008 7:46 PM

Have you the BRAIN WORMS???!!

Posted by: Just Amanda at November 17, 2008 2:37 PM

Filthy Stink Children,

Can I have another soda? Hey, pig, you wanna go back to my room?

I miss you, Cupcake.

No seriously. I'm 38 years old and my car is named Cupcake because of a damn cartoon. Every time we leave it for an oil change or maintenance, we say..."I'll miss you, Cupcake."

Should you mock me, I'll mesmerize you with your own Pustulio....

Posted by: Stacy D at November 18, 2008 12:18 AM