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Dane Cook Isn't Fit to Smell Jim Carrey's the Riddler's Green Farts

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | November 13, 2009 | Comments ()


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Aww, now this is just goddamn precious. Dane Cook is just putting it out there that if Christopher Nolan is looking for a Riddler in a future Batman movie, he's willing to step up to the plate. (Screen Junkies)

Jay Leno has sunk to brave new depths of pathetic by getting beaten out in the ratings by "Spongebob Squarepants." I AM NOT MAKING THAT UP. (Warming Glow)

Here's some terrifying news to start off your weekend. Four words: Jon Gosselin sex tape. We all knew it was coming, yet somehow nothing can prepare us for it. (Litelysalted)

Good news: Harvey Keitel and Robert De Niro are reuniting onscreen again for the first time in decades. Oh, the humanity news: It's for Little Fockers. (Gordon and the Whale)

It seems like Hollywood is running out of ideas for disaster movies, so here are eighteen ostensibly rejected disaster movie ideas. (Cracked)

Here's a recap of last night's "The Office." I want Andy and Erin together more than I've ever wanted anything in my life. (Hairballs)

Ever wonder what happened to the likes of Tay Zonday and Chris Crocker? Well you're just in luck, because here we have a "Where are they now?" -- overnight internet celebrities edition. (Thundersquee!)

A new Brangelina tell-all is saying how crazy and dysfunctional Angelina Jolie really is. I'd be interested if I even remotely cared whatsoever. (Superior Gossip)

Daniel Radcliffe is reportedly a -- GASP!!! -- casual marijuana user! The saddest thing about this is that he sounds like one of those annoying stoners. (Yeeeah!)

There's a new poster for Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland out, and Alice is actually in this one. What a novel idea. (Film Drunk)

In a new Playboy interview, James Cameron says that he never really wanted to make Titanic. That's funny, because I never wanted to watch Titanic. Guess which one of us kept our word? (Cinematical)

Making smoothies is basically the easiest thing ever -- you just throw a bunch of shit into a blender, and presto! -- so naturally Yoplait had to come up with smoothie "kits" for lazy people. They do sound pretty good though. (Impulsive Buy)

Every time Carrie Prejean opens her mouth, the world gets a little dumber. This time she says that breast implants are A-OK because it doesn't say anywhere in the bible that it's not OK. GAHHHHH. (Celebitchy)

On the subject of fake boobies, is it wrong that I have a modicum of respect for Megan Fox because she allegedly doesn't have any, and instead relies on "silicone breast enhancers?" (Agent Bedhead)

Aw, this is really nice. A posh Greenwich Village hair salon is reportedly giving away free haircuts to those who are unemployed. (Zelda Lily)

Ha ha ha, this video remarks on how uncreative Seth McFarlane's new animated series are. It's funny because it's true:

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