Today in Guess Who is Awesome News: James Franco is Awesome
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Pajiba Love | November 11, 2009 | Comments (43)
Remember a while back when I told you guys that James Franco was going to be guest-starring in an arc on “General Hospital?” Well that really is happening, and the promos are out. Also, when the hell did “General Hospital” turn into a “CSI?” (Warming Glow)
No no no no no. Take back everything I’ve ever said. THIS. Is the funniest thing I have ever seen on the internet. Maybe. (Facesofolddogs)
Here’s a six-pack of films based on unadaptable books, including John Kransinki’s new Brief Interviews with Hideous Men. (PW)
Proving once again what idiots hardcore Michael Jackson fans are, a bunch tried to contact him through a seance only to blabber on about how much they loved him. I’m sure ghost Michael Jackson appreciates your support, guys. (Agent Bedhead)
STOP THE PRESSES. Twilight’s Kristen Stewart, or, K-Stew to those of us who are hip, was seen holding hands — I repeat, holding hands — with Robert Pattinson. Psst: “R-Pattz.” (Litelysalted)
J.J. Abrams and Damon Lindelof won’t be adapting Stephen King’s Dark Tower series as originally planned, and honestly if Abrams can’t do it I’m pretty sure it scientifically cannot be done. (Cinematical)
Nick Frost talks about some of his upcoming projects and why another series of “Spaced” will never happen. I’m going to take some flak for this but I’m just gonna say it: I think “Spaced” is overrated. There. If there’s one British comedy everyone should be spooging themselves over it’s Michell and Webb’s “Peep Show.” (Gordon and the Whale)
For those of us children of the ’80s who lovingly embrace the concept of wacky sitcom neighbors, here’s a top ten list of ‘em. (Holy Taco)
You can’t say Lady Gaga doesn’t have a sense of humor about herself — she totally did “the Curly Shuffle” as a dance move in her new music video. Oh wait, that wasn’t supposed to be funny? Oops. (Yeeeah!)
Here are the ten greatest Epcot attractions that no longer exist. So basically, all the ones I remember from when I was a kid, right? (Topless Robot)
A new Avatar spot for Nickelodeon is making it out to be a kids movie. Wait, you mean it’s not? Adults are supposed to want to watch a bunch of blue Jon Gosselin look-alikes fly around on dinosaurs? (Film Drunk)
Speaking of that guy, Jon Gosselin tried to make a funny about himself by making a video for Funny or Die. It almost worked, until you remember what a flaming pile of shit Jon Gosselin is. Shut up and go home to your kids, you dumb stupid asshole. (DListed)
Madonna met her boyfriend’s mother, who is a mere 15 years younger than she is. I’m sure that wasn’t awkward for anybody. (Celebslam)
If you hate ambiguous endings because, goshdarnit, they make you think and thinking is hard — College Humor has taken it upon themselves to resolve them for you:
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Posted by: Jay at November 11, 2009 1:10 PM
ten greatest Epcot attractions that no longer exist
If we can dream it, then we can do it.
HORIZONS!!!!!!
I miss World Of Motion too. Like, a lot. Not that Test Track isn't fun. However, I'll give them this, Mission: Space does Horizons proud. That is a boss, boss, ride. Plus, in that cutaway of the revolving space station you look at while you're waiting, the old Horizons logo is on the hub. Like they put it there just for me to go "Ooh! Ooh!"
February can't come fast enough. Plus I want another pint of Boddington's at the Rose & Crown. You can't get that shit in a bar anywhere else around here! Plus a midday pint of ale makes you feel great.