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By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | November 10, 2008 |


Obama’s win was thanks in good part to the efforts of a rock-solid grassroots campaign, and I couldn’t be prouder that one of our very own contributors was responsible for one such campaign. Way to effing go, B-loo! (TVFallsInTheWoods)

Gavin Rossdale thinks his stupidly-named new baby is Buddha-like. Maybe they should buy him a stick-on rhinestone to paste onto his forehead. Just like mommy! (WIMB)

The buttcrack is pretty much nature’s chosen place to hide your crackpipe. (QuizLaw)

Oh my God, this is the coolest thing ever. You can design your very own muppet for the little one in your life, or maybe just for yourself. (FAO)

Guess who the latest star of naked photos churned out from Disney’s Whore Factory is? Yeah, I haven’t heard of her either. (Yeeeah!)

What kind of music do you diagnose for someone who’s into crazy, Schizophrenic, recovering drug addict ex-cons with a couple of kids? (MixTapeTherapy)

If the posters for Neil Gaiman’s Coraline are any indication, the movie is probably going to be hella awesome. (Agent Bedhead)

The Ten Commandments of Drinking? He forgot the one about having crazy, uninhibited sex that makes you wake up with a bladder infection two days later. Or maybe that’s just… Me. Hmm. (NotesOnBarNapkins)

Has anyone else wanted to defriend anyone from Facebook thanks to post-election (or pre-election) status updates? An ex of mine (from a long time ago) actually joined a group that was like “Stop Barack Obama 1 Million Strong.” It only had like 250,00 people in it though — hee! (Jezebel)

The shittiest Batman in the history of Batman wants to be the next washed up actor to hold public office. No, not George Clooney; the other one. (Celebslam)

An open poll: saddest songs ever? (SlowlyGoingBald)

They have Braille wine labels now? Oh right, because that’s exactly what we need, a bunch of drunk blind people. (SeriousEats)

I took two years of Latin in high school because it was easy and I’m egocentric and lazy and needed foreign language credit to get into college. (SWPL)

This must be a sign pointing to a Dane Cook show or something. (Unnecessary Q-Marks)

Oh noes! All of Whitey’s fears are suddenly becoming realized:

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