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H’oh God! Oh God! Too much Burt! Burt overload! Must… Avert… Eyes. (KSK)

Mindy Kaling, Hayden Panatterie and creepy KKK masks — Day Four on the lines. (TVFallsInTheWoods)

Brad Pitt happy and shirtless and hocking Pringles — did I mention shirtless? — long before Angelina Jolie robbed him of his testicles. (WIMB)

Borat weights in on the 2008 presidential race. (Deus Ex Malcontent)

Amy Winehouse’s loser husband tries his hand at white collar crime; fails miserably. (Yeeeah!)

Here’s a particularly vomitous story to kick off your weekend. They just had to throw in the detail about the cat hair, didn’t they? (QuizLaw)

Galley Slaves tries to make sense out of the convoluted mess that is High Def v. Blu-Ray. (Galley Slaves)

What in the crap is wrong with Christina Ricci’s face?! (cityrag)

Daniel Radcliffe has a new girlfriend and also apparently has joined The Village People. (Celebitchy)

Finally, a weight loss plan based on shame and humiliation! (Feministing)

I hate episodes of “The Office” where they’re like, not even at the office. And standing on the street? Booo-ring! “The Office” castmembers picketing, after the jump.

Pajiba Love | November 9, 2007 | Comments (9)


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It's Friday, motherfuckers! Everyone who pictured BarbadoSlim cackling uncontrollably over the weight loss vid, take a shot!

Posted by: Stacey at November 9, 2007 3:42 PM

Give it up for Listerine for truth in advertising. "The taste people hate"? Was that the slogan?? Too true.

Posted by: Mella at November 9, 2007 3:48 PM

you know, burt reynolds was the first naked man i ever saw, sort of.
my mother still has that "cosmo" spread locked away in her cedar chest.
and watch the "old-timer" cracks, litely!

Posted by: bionic bunny at November 9, 2007 5:08 PM

That "No Chubbies!" commercial runs all the time now. There are two versions and they both scream at you that if you ever want to get a man, no chubbies allowed.
Yay for Denver.

Posted by: king at November 9, 2007 5:14 PM

I hate that fucking gym rat. Hi king, another Denver (area) Pajiban!

Posted by: Kt at November 9, 2007 7:48 PM

Okay, as offensive and ridiculous as that gym commercial is, I spent a good 10 minutes laughing my ass off at the uber-outraged and entirely un-self-aware comment thread. Someone actually suggested that it should be "illegal" for Dipshit Dog or whatever his name is to engage in this type of commercial speech.

It's pretty hard to get overly worked up about someone who preys on the eager insecurity and -- yep, I'm sayin' it -- fucking stupidity of our (gender-neutral) bovine populace, without the slightest bit of dishonesty. Yeah, he's a fucking asshole. Yeah, the drum he's banging shouldn't matter. And, yeah, why is he still in business? It's kind of like Americans sitting in their SUVs complaining about those ornery Saudis being so rich.

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at November 9, 2007 8:17 PM

Finally, a weight loss plan based on shame and humiliation!

Oh my god, before I even clicked on the link I knew it'd be about those fucking Anti-Gym ads. God I hate that motherfucker.

Yay Denver, indeed.

Posted by: Jen at November 9, 2007 11:21 PM

I do love Feministing, but yeah, some of the commenters can get a little rabid. That ad is disgusting, for sure, but no one is making you watch tv OR give that douchebag money. Leave it alone, and it will go away. Also, anyone else having "Dodgeball" flashbacks?

Thank god KSK threw in those Ryan Reynolds pics at the end. I mean, I don't mind some man-fur, but that's a goddamned PELT. Icky.

Posted by: Rusty at November 10, 2007 12:45 PM

Go, socalled, go!

I guess I'm the only one willing to admit that the Burt Reynolds pics don't bother me. I mean, yeah, he's hairy, but I've seen worse. As long as he's not Chewbacca's cousin or Yeti's uncle, I can deal. Maybe because I'm a country girl, but I prefer my men not akin to Mr. Bigglesworth when they're naked, if you get my meaning.

By the by, Ryan Reynolds doesn't really do it for me. Something about his head doesn't mesh with the rest of his body, and it scares me a little.

Posted by: Daphne at November 10, 2007 11:56 PM