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Emma Watson is reportedly auditioning for the role of Lisbeth Salander in the Hollywood version of The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. Hey, as long as it's not Kristen "I am actively trying to devour the bottom half of my own face" Stewart, I'm in. (Agent Bedhead)
Here are 10 great moments in action movie homoeroticism. Coincidentally, nearly everyone from The Expendables appears at least once in this list. (Nerve)
Here are 6 movie plots that could have been solved in minutes. Seriously; the Saw series is in it's seventh installment, and the entire thing could have just been solved in, like, five fucking minutes. (Cracked)
You know what? I don't give a flying shit what religion you are; if you "honour kill" your daughters, you are a complete goddamn waste of a human being. (Zelda Lily)
Normally I don't link to anything that involves other people's movie reviews, or clips from Fox News, but this clip of Jim Norton tearing apart Eat, Pray, Love on Red Eye fucking kills me dead. (Film Drunk)
Here are the seven evil ex-boyfriends that Scott Pilgrim can't beat. Are you fucking kidding me? Scott has The Power of Love Sword. AND he's from Toronto. Do not fuck with a Toronto boy. (Screen Junkies)
Here's the geeky girls' guide to Summer movies, for those of you with two X chromosomes and a love of all things dorky. (The Flickcast)
Bangladesh is releasing its own version of The Incredible Hulk movie, and in keeping with tradition, the CGI effects look like they were created by a four-year-old with crayons. (Gamma Squad)
Yeah, it's pretty much official: Michael Lohan is dating his daughter's clone. Is anybody else starting to wonder how Lindsay made it this long without ending up in jail? (Celebslam)
Courtney Love said that her daughter passed on the role of Bella Swan in Twilight. Of course, this is Courtney Love, so this ranks anywhere between "an outright lie" and "Coke-fueled ramblings". (Cinematical)
The Duggars said they're ready for their 20th child. Here's a thought: If you're last child nearly died from pregnancy complications, DO NOT HAVE ANOTHER BABY, YOU SELFISH, AWFUL PEOPLE. (Celebitchy)
And finally, the video of Justin Bieber taking a water bottle upside the head now has its own Auto-Tune remix. Seriously.
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