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I swear to you, around midnight last night, I checked MSOC’s blog and I saw actual Democrats tearing the heads off of Republicans and eating them. Gay people were sodomizing each other in the streets. And abortions were performed over bonfires! That’s how we roll, y’all. But we can’t win ‘em all: Those assholes in Massachusetts still won’t allow wine to be sold in grocery stores. So, now we’ll just have to clone sober people, damn it. (QuizLaw)

“Reports that say that something hasn’t happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do no know. But there are also unknown unknowns — the ones we don’t know we don’t know.” (Junkiness)

Wanna see Anna Nicole Smith’s C-section?! Yeah, me neither. But, because somebody was stupid enough to pay $1 million for it, it’s all over the Interwebs. Hang on to your lunch. (Cele|bitchy)

And, honestly, I couldn’t tell you which is harder to watch: Anna Nicole’s C-section or this ridiculously NSFW video, purportedly Britney Spears providing K-Fed with a sloppy hummer. Every blogger in America knows it’s not Britney, but they’re having entirely too much fun pretending it is. And who are we to deny it? (MollyGood)

Our favorite conservative-leaning blog offers a pretty amusing diversion on election night. (Galley Slaves)

Pajiba Love | November 8, 2006 | Comments (0)

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