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What Are You Looking at Butthole?

Pajiba Love / Stacey Nosek

Pajiba Love | November 6, 2009 | Comments (32)

Since we’ve been getting a recent slew of sequels a decade or two after the fact, I for one would like to see what Scott Howard of the Teen Wolf franchise is up to these days. (Screen Junkies)

In yet another foreshadowing of the plot of Idiocracy coming true, Kevin Federline is reportedly going to be a father for the fifth christforsaken time. (Litelysalted)

I don’t do this sort of thing often, but last night I saw my favorite newly discovered band of 2009, Gentleman Reg — who should be huge but aren’t. So check out a couple of their music videos and then go buy their records and stuff. (YouTube) & (YouTube)

So since I was out last night, once again I totally missed “The Office” and am now having to forcibly restrain myself not to spoiler anything with Dan’s weekly recap. But going by the title alone, I take it Ryan upped the creepiness factor this week? (Hairballs)

Hey nerds, Dr. Horrible is soon going to be making his comic book debut and here’s an exclusive first look. (Splashpage)

Agent Bedhead is running a special on Princess Leias today — two for the price of one. Sheesh, that was a bad joke even for me. (Agent Bedhead)

Sharon Osbourne, ever the epitome of grace and class, railed against Susan Boyle calling her an “hairy arsehole” — even though she ironically looked eerily similar to Boyle prior to $200,000 worth of plastic surgery. (Celebitchy)

Here are some photos of ah-mazing looking Barbies which were stripped down and refurbishes to look like celebrities. (Film Experience)

Conan O’Brien and William Shatner had the nerve to sully the good respectable name of Levi Johnston by reading twitters from a fake Levi Johnston twitter on “The Tonight Show,” and he’s now demanding an apology. Uh yeah, don’t hold your breath there, Alaska. (Warming Glow)

I was totally on board with this list of the Top Ten Superhero Movies of All Time until I got to number one and literally yelled at my computer “WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY?” (Unreality)

Here are a bunch of “WTF?” dance scenes in non-musical movies. Are you kidding me I luh-oved that dance scene in Romy and Michelle. (Cinematical)

You know how you see high school yearbook photos of celebrities and they are like pretty much always huge dorks? Well not Jon Hamm. The guy was always a goddamn beefcake Adonis. (DListed)

Here’s a great mash-up featuring films which say the titles of the film in the dialogue, just in case you forgot what the movie you were watching was called:

Pajiba Love brought to you by Stacey Nosek, who can be reached via email here.


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Comments

Why did none of the boys when I was at school look like Jon Hamm did? That's just not fair.

Posted by: Squeeziee at November 6, 2009 1:10 PM

Oooh, that superhero film list is actually really good, and while I don't agree with its placement, I do think Unbreakable deserves a spot on that list. It's M. Night Buttholemalan's best film, but it never gets the credit it deserves. It truly is a fantastic superhero film.

Posted by: Snath at November 6, 2009 1:12 PM

Don't you mean What Are You Looking At, Butthole?"

Posted by: PissBoy at November 6, 2009 1:13 PM

Watching the Office now. OMG. FU-nny.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 6, 2009 1:15 PM

Stacey...your favorite 2009 band is disqualified from being famous due to how effing frightening the bearded albino is to look at.

Posted by: PissBoy at November 6, 2009 1:16 PM

Don't you mean What Are You Looking At, Butthole?"

Oh jeez, duh!!

And don't make fun of Reg! He's much handsomer in person.

Posted by: Stacey at November 6, 2009 1:19 PM

..two for the price of one. Sheesh, that was a bad joke even for me.

Damn right. "Two for the price of Wan" would have been much better.

Posted by: admin at November 6, 2009 1:23 PM

In theaters soon, M. Night Shoodidleybop's follow up masterpiece: Unbreakable Butthole.

Posted by: Cindy at November 6, 2009 1:25 PM

I would like to stat here and now that I want to have Shats' Canadian butthole babies.

Posted by: admin at November 6, 2009 1:30 PM

Sharon Osbourne, ever the epitome of grace and class, railed against Susan Boyle calling her an “hairy arsehole” — even though she ironically looked eerily similar to Boyle prior to $200,000 worth of plastic surgery.
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Doesn't Butthole Osbourne know what day it is?

"hairy BUTThole"

Sheesh.

(That wasn't me saying "sheesh," that was my butthole.)

Posted by: , (TCFKAB) at November 6, 2009 1:33 PM

Don't forget to see George Clooney this weekend in Men Who Stare at Buttholes.

Posted by: Cindy at November 6, 2009 1:34 PM

Those Barbies are freakishly good. Seriously. I mean, strange hobby, but he's SO GOOD at it.

Can we pitch in and buy the Cullen doll for Jenn?

Posted by: myysharona (formerly Sharon) at November 6, 2009 1:35 PM

(That wasn't me saying "sheesh," that was my butthole.)

Posted by: , (TCFKAB) at November 6, 2009 1:33 PM

Well, that explains the accent.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 6, 2009 1:40 PM

I loved today's LOVE. The Barbies (I know, I'm feeble that way) are AWESOME! That is, like, pure art. Useless pretty beautifulification through sheer talent. I loved Unbreakable and I don't care who knows it. AND you brought me some Romy and Michelle on a craptastic day.

Bless your heart Stacey Nosek, bless your heart!

Posted by: replica at November 6, 2009 1:41 PM

Can we pitch in and buy the Cullen doll for Jenn?

No. I'm sure he uses materials on those that are not meant for internal use.

Posted by: admin at November 6, 2009 1:44 PM

I can tell Gentleman Reg SHOULD be good, but his voice sounds just like he's trying to imitate a Flight of the Concords song. I kept waiting for him to be funny.

Posted by: Roaddog at November 6, 2009 1:46 PM

Ooh, admin wins with that comment.

Posted by: Julie at November 6, 2009 1:47 PM

Admin, you just made me snort tea all over my keyboard.

Posted by: BWeaves at November 6, 2009 1:56 PM

Don't forget to see George Clooney this weekend in Men Who Stare at Buttholes.

Clooney plays a proctologist?

Posted by: branded at November 6, 2009 1:56 PM

What is it with women and that dance scene? I'll just assume it's like guys and "Hoosiers" and move along.

Stacy, I'm with you on that #1 superhero movie. Completely ridiculous. That movie was fat-guy-stomping-my-crotch painful. And I kinda like M. Night. Also, no way Hellboy doesn't make that list. You can have Spiderman. Fuck Spiderman. Fuck Spiderman with a big rubber dick. Then when you're done with it, break it off and beat him death with the rest of it.

Posted by: Kballs at November 6, 2009 2:19 PM

"Stacey"

---sorry---

Posted by: Kballs at November 6, 2009 2:23 PM

Gentleman Reg is a dude - Reg Vermue (he used to be in the Hidden Cameras, occasionally, and was in the film Shortbus) - not so much a band, though he does have a backing band, I suppose. The guy who quit the Weakerthans is in it.

I met him once outside of Tim Horton's. He's awesome. And totally gay.

Posted by: Hazel Dean at November 6, 2009 2:58 PM

Again with the butthole thing?


Who's "Spiderman"? I've never heard of him. What's great about "Unbreakable" is that it's the subtlest superhero movie EVER. Everything's there, but it took until the very end of the movie for me to suddenly say "OHHHHHHHH!!!", and what a rare, enjoyable feeling that is! I didn't feel like a clever trick had been played, just that a story had been done really damn creatively and intelligently.

Posted by: Jay at November 6, 2009 2:59 PM

p.s.

*FRANCIS!!!!*

Posted by: Jay at November 6, 2009 3:01 PM

Unbreakable fucking sucks.

The end.

Posted by: stewey at November 6, 2009 3:09 PM

the men who stare at buttholes

Aka 'the men who stare at goatses'

Posted by: Odnon at November 6, 2009 6:50 PM

Unbreakable is an incredible film that happens to be about superheros. I don't see the folly on that list. It will probably go down as Shyamalan's masterpiece. Maybe it's a little out of place on a superhero countdown list since it's not a traditional superhero film. I still support the list.

Except for X-Men II. I didn't like any of those X-Men films. Give me the Fox animated series any day, and the comics any day over that.

Except for when Juno beat Juggernaut in X-Men: The Last Stand. That was cinematic magic.

Posted by: Robert at November 7, 2009 8:54 AM

Boo.

Posted by: Cindy at November 7, 2009 9:32 AM

May I venture a guess as to why Gentelman Reg isn't huge?

It's the creepy flesh colored beard ala PrattDouche. I really liked the song, but I couldn't watch the video, it's horrible, I just kept looking at that creepy, creepy beard.

Posted by: ashes at November 7, 2009 12:05 PM

Don't get me wrong, I love Unbreakable but seeing it at the top of that list made me shout the exact same thing Stacey did. Move The Dark Knight up to number 1, put Unbreakable at number 10, and the list will be just fine.

Posted by: stardust (now with 100% less savant) at November 7, 2009 9:18 PM

Who cares!!! My boyfriend also agrees with me. He is 10 years older than me, lol. We met online at age-gap club -- http://AgelessOnly.COM/. Maybe you wanna check out or tell your friends.

Posted by: Kyra at November 8, 2009 6:02 AM

Sometimes monkeys fly.

Posted by: Cindy at November 8, 2009 7:38 PM





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