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Pajiba Love | November 5, 2008 | Comments (46)
I don’t know if I’m more excited that Barack Obama is the 44th mothereffing President of the United States of America or that Apple Brown Palin’s fifteen minutes is effectively up and I’ll never have to write about her or link to stories about her retarded ass ever again. Yeah, probably the first one. Awesome. (HuffPo)
At any rate, there were so many wonderful blog-sentiments from our staff, friends and eloquents, I could pick who to feature so here’s the lot of ‘em. Sorry to anyone I missed! (Deus Ex Malcontent) (ASWOBA) (RantsFromThePants) (UncookedMeat) (BowlOfStupid) (Rusty’sVentures) (SlowlyGoingBald) (ZombieForecast)
Even Stuff White People Like is taking the day off from sarcasm and irony, to tell you just how monumental this is. (SWPL)
Most people don’t know this, but there was actually an African-American President before Barack Obama. (QuizLaw)
Oh, look. How adorable. Paris Hilton thinks she’s “making a difference.” (WIMB)
Here are some fantastic, inspiring photos taken from the scene at Chicago’s Grant Park last night. (Jezebel)
Check out a famous, seven-foot-tall ginger trying his darndest to look inconspicuous as the polls yesterday. (EvilBeet)
Yikes. And on the completefuckingopposite end of the spectrum, Tim Robbins, ladies and gentlemen. (Yeeeah!)
And finally, P Diddy or Puff Doody of whatever he’s calling himself these days votes, and finds it historic. Because he voted. Yeah, anyway. (IDLYITW)
I see no better headline than “Jack Black Falls Down Goes Boom.” (Popoholic)
Since it’s kind of a slow news day outside of, you know, Obama getting elected… Apparently hairless cats are experiencing a sort of “Renaissance.” Good for them. (Celebitchy)
And that’s probably why pop culture offerings today also include footage of The Gute “training” for the NYC Marathon with no pants on. That guy is a real cut-up, I’ll tell ya. (BestWeekEver)
Yes! I always enjoy deep-dark Brady secrets. (mental floss)
JT Super Haioku energy drink is like using extra strength No-Doze at a reading of existential poetry from the late 19th century by Ben Stein in a cold room after a turkey dinner. (TIB)
Wow, guys. Brett Ratner is amazing. He actually directed this Risky Business parody Guitar Hero commercial featuring Heidi Klum. Because that’s like so hard to masterfully recreate, I’m sure.
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Comments
Posted by: Skitz at November 5, 2008 12:30 PM
Hey Stacey. Rumor has it that Kolby's squirtin' out a baby today. You decided to show Klum dancing around like a doofus. That being said, WHERE THE HELL'S THE LIVE FEED OF THE BIRTH CANAL?! THERE'S HISTORY IN THE WORKS HERE! WE NEED TO EXPERIENCE THE OOEY, GOOEY MIRACLE OF POOPIN' OUT A MINIATURE PERSON!
And Kolby should for some insane reason you stumble across this prior to leaving the clinic, remember our deal. As many drugs as you can smuggle out. The check's in the mail...